HornyCraft is one of those games that looks like a stupid dick joke at first glance and then suddenly you’ve spent half the evening making a milky sex farm in a world made of blocks. You play as this guy, Steve, classic cubic idiot with a pickaxe, stuck in a place where every cave and house and forest has something horny lurking in it. It keeps the basic survival and crafting backbone, but everything is twisted toward porn logic. You chop wood, smash some stone, craft a bed, then realize you’re not really building a base, you’re building a fuck hub where monster girls just wander in and turn your “storage room” into a breeding corner. I liked how the first time you meet a busty creeper girl it feels like a horror game for one second, she’s coming at you with those weird sounds, and then the animation kicks in and suddenly you’re watching this shaky blowjob scene with green slime dripping off her tits while you’re still trying to remember which hotkey opens inventory.

What sticks out for me, as someone who actually cares how BDSM and power stuff is shown, is that it’s messy but not totally brain dead. You get this mix of goofy parody and real kink. Like, you’re tying up a monster milf in a stone cellar you crafted yourself, torchlight flickering, and the scene plays with her trying to bargain, teasing you, and you choosing whether you fuck her mouth or make her drink her own milk from those massive tits. The game likes lactation a lot, sometimes too much, it will throw milk on screen like a busted faucet, and then just move on like nothing happened. One second you’re milking a futa spider girl you lured in with crafted web traps, handjob plus oral at the same time, very animated, all that twitchy leg motion, and right after that Steve is cutting trees again like some boring worker in a mobile idle game. It breaks the mood, but in a weird way it also works, because it feels like porn slapped on top of a grindy sandbox instead of pretending to be some deep story. Lesbian scenes pop up here and there too, like when two monster girls start going at each other in a small wooden shack you built for storage, and the game just lets you stand in the doorway and watch, or jump in, or shove one of them on her knees. Some of the horror bits try to be serious, dark caves, creepy moans, that kind of stuff, but you know it is all just foreplay to another blowjob animation or a stacked milf villager riding Steve on a crafting table like it is nothing special. I do wish the UI didn’t feel like a half-finished mobile port and that the text didn’t look like someone typed it in a hurry on WhatsApp, but whatever, the important part is that when a huge-titted zombie girl crawls out of a hole you accidentally mined into and pins Steve to a wall, the game actually lets the scene breathe, gives you a bit of control, a bit of roughness, and does not pretend it is vanilla. It is stupid, horny, and clumsy, but I kept remembering small things like the sound of milk dripping on wooden planks or the way a shy slime girl slowly wraps around Steve’s cock after you “help” her with a crafting ingredient, which tells me the dev understands at least one thing very well: people are here to get off, not to be impressed.

Third game in and my horny little heart is still weirdly attached to this dumbly cute sci fi story. My Furry Protogen 3 drops you right into the middle of drama with Juno, this adorable female protogen scientist who somehow manages to be both wholesome and a total cocktease in the same scene. One moment she’s all serious about saving the world, messing with gadgets, talking about dangerous tech, then suddenly you’re pinning her against a console and her visor is fogging up while she begs you to go deeper. It feels like someone mashed Mass Effect’s “we need to stop the bad guy” mood with the kind of furry Twitter art you scroll through while pretending you’re just “checking notifications.” The romance is actually sweet in a messed up way, she’s got that “I’m scared but I trust you” energy, then the game turns around and throws multiple penetration at you like yeah, emotions are nice, now rail her until her legs shake. Not complaining.

What I really liked is how the erotic scenes don’t just pop out of nowhere. You get these smaller little touches along the way that feel like warming up. A hand brushing her chestplate a bit too long while she explains something scientific. Juno leaning in way too close, her soft robotic purr getting lower when she talks about the enemy that almost killed her. There’s this one scene in the lab where she’s sitting on a chair, you’re supposed to be running tests, but her tail is twitching and her thighs are squeezed together and you just know what’s coming. The transition from awkward kisses to full-on vaginal sex with toys involved feels natural, like two people (well, one guy and one very eager protogen) who already know each other and finally stop pretending. And when you finally unload in her, the game doesn’t shy away from the mess at all. Creampie shots are front and center, sticky, dripping, her body shaking while she holds onto you like she’s afraid you’ll vanish. There’s a titfuck scene too that just sort of happens, like “ok, we did that now, moving on,” which is weirdly hot. Anal comes in at just the right moment, late enough that it feels like escalation, not just a checklist. Story wise, it tries to go big with the final confrontation and some truth about her past, sometimes it talks too much, like a VN that forgot we opened this in the same browser where Pornhub and Faproulette are pinned, but when the game shuts up and just lets Juno ride you slowly in a soft-lit cabin, visor flickering while she moans your name, it works in a very horny, very direct way.

Natasha Naughty Wife looks like one of those “oh ok, this will be a quick fap VN” things, then two scenes later you’re suddenly micro-managing a marriage like it’s a broken UE blueprint. You’re inside this couple where everything is polite, tidy, a bit vanilla at the start, and then tiny choices start poking at the soft spots. It begins with something simple like a doctor visit and awkward talk about why they still don’t have a kid, and before you realize, you are watching Natasha stand a little too close to a tall black guy in the waiting room, wearing a dress that is not technically slutty but sits on her like it wants to start a fight. The game really enjoys slow burn corruption. It loves making Jeff smile and say “I trust you babe” right before you pick that stupid little option like “let him drive you home” and suddenly there’s this heavy silence in the car and Natasha is playing with her ring while his hand rests a bit too low on the gear shift. Nothing crazy at first, just small harmless touches that push your imagination to do most of the work.

What got me is how often it lets you decide how much of a cuck you want Jeff to be without making a big neon sign about it. You can keep him strong, jealous, trying to hold the line, or just slowly let him slide into that pathetic but hot space where he is nodding while his wife goes out “with friends” and you already know damn well who is picking her up. There is this one early bar scene where Natasha is clearly underdressed for a “married woman night out” and the music is loud, the light is red, and some guy is already giving her that hunter look. You can be the good husband and pull her away, or you can pretend you didn’t see it and drink your beer. The camera stays on her thighs while she crosses and uncrosses them and if you picked the wrong option, you will hate yourself in the best possible way. I liked that not all the visuals look super polished, by the way. Some poses are a bit stiff, some faces feel slightly off in a frame or two, which weirdly makes it more raw, like watching someone’s private dirty render project rather than a huge studio porn game. There is even some 2D style stuff mixed in that feels like concept art that accidentally turned horny. It does not always match perfectly, and sometimes the hair physics scream “placeholder”, but then you hit a scene where Natasha’s makeup is a little smudged and her lipstick is fainter on one side and boom, suddenly you are very aware of what she has been doing kneeling somewhere off screen.

The interracial angle is not just a tag checkmark here. When the first big black guy shows up as more than background, the whole dynamic shifts. He is not just “the bull”, he actually talks like a real person, cracks some normal jokes, and that makes it much worse. Because then when his hand is on Natasha’s lower back, it feels like something emotional is going wrong, not just physical. Jeff starts trying to be cool, like “yeah we are all friends”, and you can push him to share his wife more, or slam the brakes and keep the romance route where she stays loyal. But even on the “good” path, the game keeps teasing you with almost-cheating stuff, like a late-night text, a hug that lasts a fraction too long, a conversation about her fantasy of being with a bigger guy that is “only talk”. You know how in UE when you have too many branches, the logic graph starts to look like spaghetti? This VN feels like that, in a good way. Some choices feel tiny, like letting Natasha keep a risky dress or telling her she looks hot in front of another man, and later you are staring at a scene where that same dress is on the floor of a hotel room and she is riding someone that definitely is not her husband while Jeff is somewhere else thinking about baby names. Or he is sitting on a chair watching, if you let him go full cuck. And the game is not shy with that. Eye-level view of her getting stretched, her voice going high and shaky, that mix of guilt and absolute pleasure on her face. Sometimes it crawls a bit too slowly between scenes and you wish the pacing was tighter, but at the same time that drag makes the payoff nastier. It keeps asking you quietly: are you here for love, or for watching a sexy wife get ruined from the inside out. And the worst part is, both answers feel right.

Dahlia’s Ordeal feels like watching an edgy late‑night fantasy cartoon that someone hacked and replaced half the scenes with porn and the other half with people getting hurt for real. The whole thing rides on this one girl, Dahlia, who looks like she should be the sweet fantasy princess type, but the game just keeps kicking her down the stairs, figuratively and sometimes almost literally. It starts kind of slow, like a normal mystery with creepy family tension, you walk around, click through dialogue, try to figure out who’s lying, and then suddenly the story grabs you by the throat with graphic violence and ugly family shit. One moment people are arguing in a quiet room with candlelight, next moment there’s blood on the floor and you’re wondering when exactly things went off the rails. The corruption angle is not subtle at all: she gets pushed, pressured, blackmailed, humiliated, then you get these choices where you can lean into it and make her act filthier, or try to keep her some kind of “good girl” while everything around her rots. Both roads are fucked, just in different flavors.

From the animation side, the cutscenes are rough in a way that kind of fits the story. You can feel the team is going for 2D comic vibes: sharp lines, expressive faces, a lot of close‑ups on eyes, lips, hands. During the oral scenes, the camera loves staying on her face, drool stringing down, mascara a bit wrecked, that kind of cheap but effective porn shot. There is one scene where Dahlia is on her knees in a dark corridor, forced to give a handjob while her uncle keeps talking about “family duty” and the camera doesn’t show penetration at all, just his hand in her hair and her fingers squeezing around his shaft in rhythm. The animation is slightly jittery, frames not always smooth, but that roughness weirdly makes it feel more uncomfortable, like you’re watching something you’re not supposed to see. And then you get a spanking cutscene where the sound design suddenly goes hard: the smack noises are sharp, skin gets red panel by panel, and the camera keeps cutting between her biting her lip and his hand raised again. They clearly had fun drawing bruises. Maybe too much fun.

Sexual harassment scenes are everywhere and honestly a bit exhausting. Guards grabbing her, hands on her thigh during “normal” conversations, people calling her names, using her as bargaining chip, all that trainer‑style slow breaking of a girl who started with some pride. And the story kind of teases “retribution” but keeps you hanging, so for a long time it’s just her being used: forced oral, shoved against walls, humiliation in front of people that should protect her. There’s one oral scene where the guy finishes on her face, then wipes it with his thumb and makes her lick it, and instead of going full porn glam the art keeps her looking small, a bit dead in the eyes. I liked that they didn’t glamorize the bloodier moments either; when graphic violence happens, it’s messy, quick, and not “cool”. Sometimes the expressions go wonky, like she looks cross‑eyed during a serious line, or hands are weird, and UI text boxes clip into the art in a way that made me stare more at the font than her tits. Also whoever chose that notification sound should be in jail, it pings at the worst moments and I kept thinking Discord was open. The cheating angle is there too, half‑whispered: people fucking behind backs, Dahlia being pushed into acts that betray what little family loyalty she still has, but the game never stops to moralize. It just lets the ugliness sit on the screen. I kept waiting for a soft, wholesome scene, like a break, a bath, a hug. It never really comes.