You know that feeling when you’re scrolling on your phone, bored out of your mind, and you start thinking “yeah, I kinda wanna flirt with half the anime multiverse right now”? This game leans right into that. It’s a mobile-style dating sim where your whole job is to talk, tease, and slowly push your way from cute banter to full-on filthy with a bunch of familiar faces. One minute you’re trying to keep your shit together while Tsunade leans in with those ridiculous tits, the next you’re trading playful jabs with Marin Kitagawa like she’s your chaotic cosplay girlfriend who absolutely knows she’s out of your league. It’s very much a “pick a waifu, poke at her until she cracks, then enjoy the view” setup. You answer questions, pick dialog options, earn points when you say the thing she wants to hear, and each correct move nudges the relationship from “hi, senpai” to “okay, pull your dick out already.”

What I like is how the game doesn’t pretend it’s some deep, tragic romance. It pretends for like 10 seconds, then goes straight into horny nerd brain. You start with small talk, a bit of teasing, then she starts hinting, and once you’ve stacked enough points, the clothes start vanishing. One date you’re laughing with Aqua while she’s being useless and bratty, the next date she’s grinding in your lap and calling you a pervert like it’s your fault. Rias acts all composed, polite, almost royal, but you keep pushing the right answers and suddenly you’re getting your cock squeezed between those huge tits she pretends are a burden. There are titfucks, messy handjobs, slow teasing oral where she holds eye contact like she wants to watch you lose control, the usual “oops I sat on it” vaginal sex, and yeah, anal too if you unlock the right scenes. Some girls treat it as a reward, some as a challenge, some as “shut up and enjoy it.” I had this moment with a certain dragon milf where she’s bouncing on top of me with that massive ass, smiling like she’s finally found a new toy, and I genuinely forgot to click the next line because I was too busy staring.

It’s not all straight either, which is nice. You’ve got traps like Astolfo and Felix in the mix, cute and flirty and way too confident, and if you’re into that, the game doesn’t tiptoe around it. They flirt hard, they suck you off like they’ve practiced, they ride you like they’re trying to prove something. Some routes feel more romantic, like a soft slow-burn with a girl like Rem, where you actually care a bit about the conversation before you end up buried inside her, and some are pure chaos, like Darkness begging you to use her like a toy while you’re thinking “ok, I’m the degenerate here but wow.” It’s kinda funny how sometimes the writing hits this surprisingly sweet mood, then two screens later you’re balls-deep and watching a loop of her moaning and drooling, legs shaking. There’s a harem vibe too once you realize just how many characters are waiting for you. Best way to enjoy it? Don’t rush. Take a character, answer her correctly, watch her shift from “oh, we’re just talking” to “fuck me harder” and let yourself get sucked into each scene. Screenshot the faces you like, replay the ones that make you twitch, and let the game do what it clearly wants to do: melt your brain in the dirtiest, laziest way possible.

I don’t know if this one wants to be heartfelt or horny first, because it keeps confusing me in the best way. You start as some quiet kid tossed under this giant village shadow - yeah, the Hokage’s mansion, not exactly cozy décor - but when the nights stretch too long, that’s when things really spark. It’s got that weird warmth like you’ve accidentally wandered into someone else’s memories: a slice of calm life and then suddenly you’re watching Hinata bend forward across a training bench, slow enough that your heartbeat starts syncing with the animation loop. Her voice acting isn’t afraid of silence either; she lets you hear her breathe, which somehow hits harder than any line she murmurs. I keep getting distracted by her hands though - they move with these strangely delicate motions, rough callouses meeting soft skin, totally believable she'd knock a guy senseless and still touch him like that after.

Most of the moments slide between tender and ridiculous. Shizune tries to mother you one second (that tea scene!) and ten lines later she’s doing something that would get her banned from a medical tent forever. The art swings slightly inconsistent but the imperfections almost help - it feels drawn by someone who’s sweating through the same fantasies you’re supposed to. I caught myself rewinding Naomi’s smirk just because it felt too alive, as if the coder accidentally recorded a real girl’s micro‑expression. The whole story pretends it’s about recovery and peace after the war, but honestly it’s more about how the human body looks when it finally stops pretending to be polite. A couple bugs killed the mood once (Hinata’s eyes froze wide open mid‑moan, nightmare fuel), yet even that glitch felt weirdly intimate - like breaking the illusion without ruining desire.

The only thing missing is smell - everyone feels tangible except the scent part, though maybe that’s for DLC. Or maybe it’s better this way, because sometimes when you linger on Shiho’s lines about experiments, you realize you’re not supposed to need every sense simulated. I kept thinking “this shouldn’t work,” then going back again, grinning at my own hypocrisy. Anyway, whatever they patch next, I kinda hope they don’t fix the awkward pauses - they sound too real to lose.

So this game basically throws you onto some magical anime girl island after you get horny and follow some chick with a fat ass - yeah that's literally the setup and honestly? It works. Don't Toy With Me is one of those sandbox harem deals where you're surrounded by every waifu you've ever jerked off to, from Hinata's massive tits to Zero Two's perfect curves. The whole thing feels like someone's wet dream made manifest, which I guess it literally is according to the dev.

The variety is insane though - you got your shy Hinata types, your bratty Nagatoro energy, thicc One Piece girls like Robin and Nami, plus a bunch of others I recognized but can't remember the names of right now. Each girl has their own little personality quirks and the interactions feel pretty natural for what they are. Like when you're chatting with Nagatoro she's actually being a teasing bitch instead of just generic anime girl #47. The sex scenes are animated which is nice, lots of titfucks and creampies and the usual stuff you'd expect. Some of the girls look a bit young but that's anime for you I guess? The ahegao faces during climax scenes are chef's kiss though.

What bugs me is the school setting feels kinda pointless - like why am I attending classes when I could be railing Yoruichi instead? But then again maybe that's the point, building up tension before you get to the good stuff. The mobile version runs smooth on my phone which is surprising since most of these games lag like hell. There's this whole mystery about how you ended up there but honestly who gives a shit when Erza Scarlett wants to fuck your brains out. The sandbox element means you can basically choose your own adventure with whoever catches your eye that day. Sometimes I wish there was more story but then Esdeath shows up and suddenly I don't care about plot anymore.

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