First thing, this game feels like someone mashed together Pornhub search history and a political sim in Nutaku on a cracked tablet, and somehow it works way better than it should. You’re not the president, you’re the creep in the shadows tugging the strings while this poor bastard in the White House is basically your remote-controlled sex dispenser. One moment you’re forcing him to sign some “anti-drug” bill so your company can sell even stronger shit under the table, next moment you’re sending him to a “private negotiation” where he has to suck up to a foreign leader’s “secretary” who looks suspiciously like Tifa Lockhart with a bigger ass and that lazy ahegao smirk. There’s this scene where you blackmail him using a video where he gets milked by a domme that looks like a mix of Lady Dimitrescu and Lara Croft, towering over him in heels, slapping his face while he whimpers, and the game is like “approval rating down 5%” and I actually laughed because yeah, sounds American enough.

Touch controls on phone are super scuffed but in a hot way. You’re dragging dialogue options like “humiliate the president publicly” or “sell your own daughter to a lobbyist for influence” and it’s messed up, but the UI is light enough you can play with one hand on Chrome while pretending you’re checking Telegram. The scenes themselves use those 3dcg models with a lot of jiggle and shiny skin, and the camera really likes big tits and big asses. Sometimes you’re in an office corruption scene with some cyberpunk style escort that’s obviously a D.Va cosplay girl turned prostitute, sometimes it jumps hard into bestiality or tentacle stuff with no warning, like you’re in a normal blackmail route and suddenly the “experimental biotech partner” is tentacles teaching the president what “real diplomacy” is. My brain went wait, what, but my other brain already accepted it. There’s a really nasty incest subplot too, where you can push your “family protection” angle into full-on corruption, trading your own sister’s ass to a senator for votes, with a voiced line where she sobs and still moans a bit, and that hit a particular degeneracy button that Harem Hotel style games love. One thing that annoyed me: the game keeps teasing Judy Hopps and Cyberpunk 2077 style chrome hookers in ads inside the world, but doesn’t let you actually click into all of them yet, just little exhibitionism events where the president is forced to watch while you test new toys on some slave girl. Also they said no soundtrack, and yeah, it’s dead quiet, only voice and sex sounds, which weirdly makes the humiliation scenes feel more raw, like some leaked OnlyFans set, but my phone speaker clicking with every tap is still more immersion than I asked for.

This Bleach parody caught me completely off guard, honestly. You're playing some random guy who gets into deep shit and suddenly Yoruichi shows up - you know, the purple-haired cat lady who can kick everyone's ass. The whole setup feels rushed but whatever, we're here for the good stuff anyway.

What surprised me is how much personality they managed to cram into this mobile format. Yoruichi isn't just standing there looking pretty - she's constantly teasing you, making these cocky remarks that somehow make you want to prove yourself even more. The dialogue gets pretty heated fast, especially when she starts testing whether you can handle her... let's say "advanced techniques." There's this one scene where she's explaining some combat move while giving you a footjob and I'm thinking, this is either genius or completely ridiculous. Probably both. The AI-generated art does its job - her proportions are definitely exaggerated in all the right places, those curves practically spilling off the screen. Sometimes the facial expressions look a bit weird but when you're focused on other things it doesn't really matter.

The pacing jumps around like Yoruichi herself - one minute you're having this intense conversation about earning her respect, next minute she's got her mouth full and you're trying not to finish too early. The creampie scenes hit different when she's looking at you with that smug expression, like she planned the whole thing from the start. I kept expecting more story development but honestly? Sometimes you just want to see a confident woman take control without overthinking it. The mobile controls work fine, though I wish there were more positions available. Still scratching my head about why they made it a visual novel when most people are just clicking through to the next sex scene anyway.

You die like a wage slave, burnt out at your desk, and the next moment you’re sitting in front of a bored succubus who looks like she’s checking her TikTok while offering you a contract for your soul. No fire, no epic judgment, just a lazy demon chick with huge tits, glasses sliding down her nose, asking if you’d rather go to hell or go fuck your way across every universe she points at. That’s the whole “hero’s journey” here: you either rot, or you weaponize your cock, your tongue, and a couple of demonic tricks to squeeze every drop of lust out of anime worlds that really shouldn’t let you in. Naturally, you say yes.

From there it turns into this weird mix of horny tourism and corruption job simulator. One moment you’re dropped into Konoha, pretending you’re some mysterious outsider with “special powers”, trying not to stare too hard at Hinata’s ass while she blushes herself into a stroke. Another time you’re in a darker place, paranormal crap whispering in the corners, using shadows and illusions to spy through keyholes and paper doors like a proper degenerate. The game absolutely leans into voyeur stuff: peeking Hinata while she fingers herself, watching Tsunade get drunk alone before you slide in, or catching Sakura and Ino fighting, then pushing that argument into “fine, then both of you get on your knees”. When you finally talk them into it, the scenes don’t tease forever. You pull hair, you push faces down, you fuck them until their mascara runs and they mumble about how they “hate demons” with your cum dripping out of their mouths. Romance exists, sure, but it’s the kind where she kisses you soft and then two clicks later she’s riding you raw and begging you to knock her up.

The tone jumps around in a fun way. Sometimes you’re the smug bastard dom, pinning Kushina to the wall, forcing her to choke on your cock while she secretly loves it, then turning around and getting completely manhandled by some futa goddess who decides your ass needs a lesson. The female-dom stuff can be dodged if that’s not your thing, but if you leave the door open even a little, that futa corruption arc creeps in hard. One run I went full breeder route, pumping Temari, Kurenai, and some poor side girl until the pregnancy hints stacked up like unread Discord DMs. Another run I focused on “classy” corruption, gently seducing a stuck-up queen type, then transforming just enough to look like her perfect man while sliding a tail between her thighs to stroke her clit during a “serious conversation”. The 3D animations hit the important details: tits bouncing on your lap while you hammer deep anal, futa Megumin forcing you down for throatfuck, Kaguya sitting cold on your dick like some alien empress while you realize you’ve been completely played. There’s darkness and actual hell in the background, but honestly you’re too busy deciding if you want to cum inside or over her face for the fifteenth time to care. You’re not really the hero. You’re the problem, and the game knows it and keeps handing you more girls to ruin.

Guy makes horny comics, goes to a con thinking “yeah, this is my big break”, then reality just tells him to bend over. That part actually feels weirdly familiar if you ever dragged a half-finished doujin to a tiny convention and sat there praying someone more than a bored cosplayer stops at your table. Here, instead of just getting ignored, some freaky creature crashes the whole thing and you end up trapped inside your own OC. Not like metaphorical “I feel like my character”, I mean literally you become the musclebound, oversexed hero you drew to sell prints with. And since you were a degenerate, your new body is pure coomer bait: thick ass, stupidly big cock energy, straight out of a horny crossover fanfic that got too popular on Pixiv. Then the game just throws you in a space where all those “inspired by” girls wander around: very obvious “that’s totally not Tifa”, redhead thief who screams “I swear I’m not Jessie from that monster game”, a blonde brick-house heroine in skin-tight suit that could not be more Power Girl if DC lawyers were already knocking. It’s like you fell into an R18 booth hidden behind the main convention floor, where copyright law took a smoke break.

What works nice is how the scenes don’t feel copy-paste. You don’t just click a button and see tits. Sometimes you’re stuck in this cramped hallway with “not-Tifa” leaning on the wall, arms crossed, and you can almost hear her say “you really think those shitty comics qualify you to touch me?” Then a few wrong dialog choices and you end up groping her anyway, hand buried under that tiny top, and the game lingers on how she half-resists, half-grinds into your palm. Another time you’re backstage at a panel, trying to act like a normal dude, and one of the heroine types corners you, drags your hand to her ass like it’s the most casual thing in the world, then smirks when you squeeze too hard. The groping is everywhere, honestly slightly too much sometimes, like the dev got so proud of a single mechanic he just spammed it. But then again when you’ve got those bodies drawn like that, with gravity-defying boobs and tight outfits doing absolutely nothing to hide nipples, it’s hard to complain. I still will complain about the black cat thing though. There is this one smug cat-girl/mascot who pops in and out, and every time I wanted to click her off-screen like a Discord pop-up. She’s important somehow, I guess, but her scenes feel like someone changed tabs and opened a different game by mistake. Anyway, the whole thing plays like a fever dream of a guy who binged too much Marvel, DC and a certain ghost kid cartoon plus some monster catching anime, then opened his sketchbook and decided “fuck it, everyone’s hot now”. The art leans full-on horny parody, not “serious comic”. It’s rough in places, faces go a bit weird at some angles, hands sometimes look like they’re trying to escape the scene, but the bodies know exactly why you’re here. Boobs smash against your chest when you pull a girl in, asses fill the screen when you push them over a table, and there is this one bathroom scene where the mirror shows your character’s smug face while your hands disappear under a heroine’s top that made me actually pause and think “ok, that’s nasty in a good way”. Story-wise it pretends to have this whole “what does it mean to become your creation” meta angle, then forgets two minutes later when a stacked heroine offers her tits as “payment” for helping with some crisis you barely paid attention to. Honestly that’s fine. Nobody opens a browser and types this title because they want a deep character study. You’re here for comic con chaos, fake-but-obvious famous girls, and the excuse to drag your pervy OC through every fantasy you once doodled in the corner of your school notebook.