This dating sim hits different than those polished romance games where you spend twenty minutes picking the perfect outfit. You're basically speed-running through pickup lines and hoping your charm stat is high enough to not crash and burn. The whole thing feels like someone took a Tinder conversation and turned it into a point-and-click adventure, except instead of matching with someone who ghosts you after three messages, you actually get somewhere.

The mechanics are pretty straightforward - you meet this chick through some dating website setup, and then it's all about saying the right things to keep her interested. What's weird is how the game doesn't really explain the scoring system, so you're just clicking dialogue options and hoping for the best. Sometimes being cocky works, sometimes being sweet does the trick. It's like real dating except you can actually reload if you fuck up spectacularly. The art style reminds me of those flash games from way back, nothing fancy but gets the job done. Her character design is definitely going for that busty fantasy look that'll keep your attention during the conversation parts.

Where things get spicy is when you actually succeed at the whole seduction thing. The car scene escalates pretty quickly from innocent ride home to full-on oral action, and the animations are surprisingly smooth for what looks like a budget production. The creampie finale is well-animated too, though I kept getting distracted by how the car windows never fog up despite all the action happening inside. The whole experience is maybe thirty minutes if you know what you're doing, longer if you keep picking the wrong dialogue like I did the first time. It's definitely more about the destination than the journey, but sometimes that's exactly what you want from a quick adult game session.

This thing is pure horny cartoon chaos, in the best and worst way at same time. You open it, and boom, Jessica is already there like she owns your screen, tits basically defying gravity, dress painted on her body so tight you can almost hear the zipper crying. She gives you that lazy, “I know you’re gonna be a slut for me” look, and yeah, she’s right. The whole vibe is like someone mashed up old-school ToonTown with a Pornhub search for “redhead with ridiculous boobs” and then said, “yeah, let’s make her fuck a rabbit, why not.” There is no romance here, baby, it’s just cartoon meat show. One second she’s posing like a pin-up queen, the next you’re dragging that shiny dress off piece by piece, and it feels kinda wrong but also very, very correct. I loved how the game lets you linger on her body as long as you want, but also I hated it, because I kept clicking the same spot by accident on my phone and it kept skipping ahead. Still clicked again though. Obviously.

Once she’s naked, the whole tone shifts from “ha-ha fun parody” to “oh damn, this is actual hardcore porn but with a rabbit.” Roger looks like he has no idea how he got this lucky, like he tripped and fell straight into OnlyFans. The first actual action moment that made me laugh out loud: Jessica dropping down in front of him, grabbing those bunny hips, and just stuffing that long white cartoon cock straight into her throat like she’s clocking in for work. No build up, no romance, just *schlurp*. The deepthroat animation goes wild, her throat bulging, mascara vibes, spit all over, and she keeps eye contact with you, not him, which is such a little dirty detail. She’s not swallowing for Roger, she’s swallowing for the viewer, full pornstar energy. The cumshot is rude in a fun way, too, like the game is winking at you: you think it’s gonna be a little drip, then suddenly her whole face is glazed like a Krispy Kreme. I was half cheering, half thinking, okay girl, you need a towel and a tetanus shot.

And then the riding starts and things get a little unhinged. She climbs on that rabbit and the camera practically worships her ass, big and bouncy like it’s got its own physics engine, even though this whole thing is super simple. She switches from grinding on his cock nice and slow to just pounding herself down like she’s trying to break the poor animal in half. Pussy, ass, everything on the menu, no shy angles, you get full views of penetration that look dirty and goofy at the same time, because hello, that is still a rabbit. There’s this one moment where you can see his dumb happy face in the corner while she’s bouncing away like a rodeo queen, and I actually had to pause, open Twitter, and type “I am watching a rabbit wreck Jessica Rabbit’s holes and I’m okay with this.” I wasn’t, but that’s between me and my browser history. The game is short, trashy, and kinda janky in spots, but honestly that just makes it feel more like some cursed Newgrounds relic you’d find hidden in an old folder labeled “homework.” It’s wrong. It’s hot. It’s stupid. I replayed the facial twice.

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