This whole thing feels like someone took every anime waifu you've ever crushed on and threw them into a blender with gacha mechanics. Pocket Waifu's got everyone - Megumin doing her explosion thing, Lucoa being all thicc dragon energy, even Tatsumaki looking perpetually annoyed while somehow being incredibly fuckable. The clicking gets mindless fast but honestly? That's kinda the point. You're not here for complex gameplay, you're here because seeing Rias Gremory in progressively skimpier outfits while numbers go up hits some primal part of your brain that retail therapy usually handles.

The progression system is whatever - click, level up, unlock scene, repeat. But fuck me the variety is impressive in a chaotic way. One minute you're getting a titjob from Lucy Heartfilia, next you're balls deep in some Nikke girl whose name I can't pronounce. The animations aren't groundbreaking but they get the job done, especially when Erza's doing that thing with her tongue or when Hinata finally stops being shy and goes full slut mode. Rosa from Pokemon looking absolutely stacked was not something I expected but here we are. The costumes unlock pretty regularly which keeps things fresh - nothing beats seeing Darkness in a maid outfit begging for it.

What's wild is how they managed to cram so many different series together without it feeling completely schizophrenic. Though honestly the Kobayashi dragon maids feel a bit out of place next to the more explicitly sexual characters, but whatever, Ilulu's tits make up for any tonal inconsistencies. The anal scenes with Sakura Matou hit different when you're three hours deep into idle clicking. Sometimes I forget I'm supposed to be managing resources and just end up staring at Yor Forger's ass physics for way too long. The mobile interface works fine but occasionally the click detection gets wonky during the more intense scenes which is annoying when you're trying to... multitask.

It’s weird how this one tries to be a parody but ends up accidentally saying something kind of tragic about Kobeni, like she keeps blushing through the whole thing yet the game never lets her be just cute or just desperate - it’s always both, tangled together. I kept thinking the demon part would be the main hook, but nah, it’s more about that half-panic look in her eyes when you push too far and she still whispers your name. The timing mechanic feels stupid at first, tapping along while she’s choking or trembling, but then it clicks and suddenly you’re syncing with her rhythm in a way that feels too real for a joke game. It’s messy, literally and emotionally, and the moaning voice lines loop wrong sometimes, which only makes it better somehow - like catching someone mid‑breath and refusing to let them finish.

What gets me is how the corruption doesn’t even feel evil. You start off thinking you’re dominating her, but by day five she’s the one steering things, pretending not to, grinding slow while talking about losing her job as if your cock’s the only comfort left. The writing trips over itself, grammar all over, and yet every line lands because it sounds like someone actually flustered trying to talk dirty and failing. There’s a scene in the bathroom where the mirror fogs up and for a second you see horns behind her reflection, tiny, twitching, like she’s halfway yours already. Then she laughs too loud. Totally ruins the moment. But it sticks.

I’ll say though, the creampie counter? Completely unnecessary and also perfect. It forces you to notice time passing, like this gross little calendar of need. The parody label doesn’t save it from being hot, and the humor doesn’t stop it from being kind of sad. Maybe that’s why I keep replaying it, telling myself it’s for the endings, but really just waiting to hear her gasp that same broken syllable again.

This RWBY parody throws you into Beacon Academy as some kind of therapist or counselor, which honestly sounds like the worst job ever until you realize what kind of "therapy" you'll be providing. The whole premise is basically "what if you had authority over all these anime girls and decided to be a complete creep about it?" - and yeah, that's exactly what happens.

The point-and-click mechanics work fine I guess, though sometimes clicking on things feels weird and unresponsive. You're basically going around corrupting everyone from Ruby to Yang to that ice queen Weiss, plus a bunch of other characters I can't even remember the names of. The corruption progression is pretty standard trainer game stuff - start innocent, gradually push boundaries, eventually everyone's throwing themselves at you because... reasons? The dialogue tries to be funny but it's hit or miss, mostly miss if I'm being honest. Some of the sexual harassment scenarios are so over-the-top they loop back to being amusing, like when you're supposed to be helping with "emotional support" but you're just groping people. The handjob scenes are decent enough, and there's plenty of big tits bouncing around if that's your thing. Blake's corruption arc was actually kind of hot, but then again I might just have a thing for cat girls. Wait, was I talking about the gameplay? The harem aspect builds up slowly which is good because rushing into it would've been even more ridiculous than it already is. Some of the 3D models look janky as hell though - Yang's hair clips through her body half the time and it's distracting during the good parts. The male domination stuff gets pretty intense later on, way more than I expected from something that started so tame. Honestly the whole thing feels like someone's power fantasy about being a shitty guidance counselor, but somehow it works better than it should.

You wake up on this fucked up pretty island, sand in your mouth, dick half hard for no reason, and the first thing that happens is a girl with a soft voice leans over you and you’re not sure if she wants to help you or eat you. Not in the romantic way. Her smile looks sweet, but her fingers are glowing, and the game just goes “yeah, everyone here has some kind of power, good luck, champ.” From there it feels like a horny point & click fever dream where you keep thinking “ok I’m safe now” and ten seconds later you’re in a hut with a woman old enough to be a MILF, kneeling in front of you and telling you to open your mouth if you want to live. You can choose not to, sure, but I did not come here to be the polite survivor. You poke around the island, click on things that don’t look important and suddenly you’re in a long teasing scene where she keeps pulling her lips back from your cock every time you twitch, acting all innocent like “hmm, you like that?” while your character’s still supposed to be some confused virgin who just crashed his whole life. It’s kind of funny actually, he pretends he has morals, you pretend you’re going to pick the noble choice, then you hit the most depraved option anyway.

What I liked most is that the island isn’t just a hallway of porn scenes. You wander off a path and end up in this weird clearing where a monster girl is lounging in a pool, eyes half-lidded, pretending she doesn’t care you’re staring. Then she casually mentions she could crush you with one hand, but if you worship her properly she might fuck you instead. The moment where she pushes your head down, thighs tight around your ears, and you hear that wet, sticky sound in your headphones while she talks shit about how weak human boys are… that’s the kind of thing Sensual SFX lovers live for. Her breath has that heavy, close-mic’d rasp, you hear spit strings, tongue flicks, little gasps when you finally hit the right angle. Meanwhile some scenes are oddly quiet, like one blowjob with barely any slurping at all, just a bit of lip noise and that’s it, and I kept thinking “come on, I’ve heard more wetness in a TikTok ASMR clip.” The power trip parts are nice though. You start off like this lost idiot, then as you learn more of the island’s tricks you begin talking rougher, grabbing hair, pushing them down on your cock, fucking them properly instead of just being teased. There’s a bit where you push a woman against a rough stone wall, slide into her, and she’s half moaning half arguing with you in this shaky voice, and the game just lets the scene breathe, no rush, just slow, deep thrusts and her begging you not to stop even while she pretends she still has control. It feels messy, hot, and a little dangerous, like you shouldn’t be enjoying this as much as you do.