College is supposed to be about boring lectures and cheap coffee, but this thing goes straight for the sick stuff that actually happens in your horny brain when WhatsApp pops and it’s her again. She’s not some perfect goddess, she’s that messy, hot, slightly chaotic girl who sends you memes, then suddenly “btw I had a dream where I was riding a dragon with my pussy out lol” and you just sit there staring at your screen like… ok, now I need to jerk off. The whole game is basically you and her stuck in this text loop while she’s “studying” in the library, and the more she talks about that dream, the more she starts slipping from silly to filthy. One minute she’s giggling about losing her panties, next minute she’s describing how her bare pussy was grinding the dragon’s back, nipples hard, boobs bouncing, and you can almost feel the phone getting warmer in your hand. It feels less like a porn story and more like when sexting goes too far on a boring day, when you’re supposed to do normal shit but instead you’re hiding your screen and adjusting your dick in your pants.

What I really liked is how the escalation doesn’t feel mechanical. At first she’s just teasing, talking about how the floor in the library cracked and there was lava and a dragon, like some cracked-out cartoon fantasy, and she’s laughing about it. Then she casually mentions she had no panties, and suddenly every line after that is loaded. You ask for more, she pretends to be shy, then drops a photo of her tits squeezed together so hard her big boobs almost spill out of the bra, nipples poking the fabric in a way that makes your mouth dry. Next pic she’s already taken the bra off, and it’s not some polished Instagram fake, more like the kind of NSFW she’d panic about if it ever hit Telegram or some random Discord. The game lets you push a bit, ask her to show more, and when she finally spreads her thighs and you see her wet slit in close up, with her fingers already there, it hits way harder than the usual “here’s a naked model standing like a statue”. There’s a moment where she’s in the library bathroom secretly playing with herself, telling you she has to be quiet because there are people outside, and she’s texting between strokes. That tiny detail made it feel way dirtier than if she was just at home in her bed. You can practically hear the small wet sounds in your head even if the game doesn’t show them.

Not everything lands though. Sometimes her texts get a bit too wordy, like she’s explaining her own horniness for a blog instead of just showing how desperate she is to cum. There’s a stretch where she keeps repeating how wet she is and I just wanted her to shut up and send another angle of her pussy or maybe her on all fours, ass up, like that doggystyle pose you know she practices in front of the mirror. Her boobs steal the show most of the time, which is hot, but I kinda wanted more variety in how she plays with them instead of the same squeeze and lift pose. Still, the mix of dirty talk and the photos does this nice slow-burn thing: you start only half-hard, scrolling like it’s just another horny chat, and suddenly at some point you notice your hand is in your pants and your thumb is hovering over the next message because you can’t wait to see if she finally shows you her fingers sliding inside, or if she’ll describe the dragon horns rubbing her clit again. It’s messy, it’s a bit cringe in places, but it feels like the real kind of sexting where you don’t plan the conversation, you just let the lust drag both of you somewhere stupid and filthy and way too good to stop.

I didn’t expect to laugh this much while, you know, also being wildly turned on. *Furry Bang Town* sounds like some cheap meme bait, but halfway through the first date scene with that smug wolf barista (he keeps pretending he’s bored while his tail literally wags), I realized this game knows exactly what it’s doing. There’s this weird mix of parody and genuine horniness - it flirts with irony but still goes all in when things get wet. The humor hits that awkward space where you don’t know if you’re supposed to cringe or moan. And the writing? Kind of broken in places, but in a way that feels like someone poured their kinks into Google Translate and said, “good enough.” It works. Too well maybe.

I keep thinking about Judy - not the movie one, but the version here who’s somehow both a cop and a futa stripper on weekends. Her route wrecked me; she teases like she’s reading your mind, then there’s this beach scene where she just drops the uniform and starts talking about “justice” while grinding against your thigh. It’s ridiculous. I almost closed the tab, but the sound design pulled me back - heavy breathing layered with seagulls and waves, absurdly effective. Then suddenly, boom, Pokémon crossover out of nowhere. A Lucario bartender offering “protein shots.” I wanted to roll my eyes, but I was already clicking through dialogue faster than I’d like to admit.

The public use scenes are messy in every sense - crowded cafe bathrooms, fur everywhere, people pretending not to watch. It’s filthy, kind of funny, and weirdly intimate. I hated that it made me feel something beyond just arousal. Also, the ending just stops mid-sentence, like the dev gave up or came too early. Still, I can’t stop thinking about that line where the pony character whispers, “You smell like story.” What does that even mean? Maybe nothing. Maybe everything. I’m probably overthinking it, but whatever - this game got under my skin in ways it really shouldn’t have.

Man, this MHA dating sim is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your old jeans pocket - unexpectedly good but kinda wrinkled around the edges. The Koikatsu engine does most of the heavy lifting here, and honestly? It works better than it has any right to. You're basically living out every weeb's fantasy of hooking up with the Class 1-A girls, plus some pro heroes who definitely shouldn't be giving you the time of day but here we are.

The character roster is honestly impressive - we got Ochako being all cute and bubbly, Momo with that rich girl energy that somehow makes the paizuri scenes hit different, and don't even get me started on Mirko because that rabbit hero will absolutely wreck you in the best possible way. Mt Lady's scenes are chef's kiss, especially when she's in that cheerleader outfit that makes zero sense contextually but who cares. The dialogue tries to stay true to the characters which is... ambitious, I'll give them that. Sometimes Tsuyu sounds exactly like herself, other times she's spouting lines that would make Mineta blush. It's inconsistent but when it works, it really works.

Look, the gameplay loop is pretty standard dating sim stuff - talk to girls, pick dialogue options, unlock increasingly spicy scenes. Nothing groundbreaking there. But the variety of positions and scenarios keeps things interesting. The footjob scene with Jiro had me questioning my life choices in the best way, and the lesbian content with Toga and Uraraka is surprisingly well animated. Sure, some of the English translation reads like it went through Google Translate twice, and occasionally the girls' personalities do complete 180s between scenes, but when you're balls deep in a threesome with Mina and Hagakure (invisible girl jokes write themselves), you're not exactly critiquing the narrative consistency. The visual novel elements feel tacked on but whatever, we're not here for Shakespeare.

There’s something weirdly hypnotic about this one. Maybe it’s the way the story pretends to care about training or discipline, but every scene just turns into a slow slide into something filthier than the last. The girls act like they’re trying to impress you, but half the time it feels like they’re daring you to lose control. Hinata’s quiet voice hits harder than it should, like she’s whispering something she’s not supposed to say. And Ino - god, she’s written like she knows she’s in a parody and is just rolling with it. I kept expecting the game to break the fourth wall, but it never does, it just stares back at you like, “Yeah, you’re still here, huh?”

The mobile version runs smoother than I thought, though the sound loops are a bit off - someone really needs to fix that moan that cuts mid-breath, it’s driving me nuts. Not in the good way. The scenes with Tsunade are ridiculous, like they were designed by someone who’s never seen gravity in action, but that’s kind of the charm. There’s a moment with Mei that almost feels tender, until the dialogue reminds you this is a slave trainer fantasy and tenderness doesn’t belong here. I liked that contradiction, actually. It’s filthy and fake and still manages to hit something real for a second before yanking it away.

I wish they’d done more with the Scooby-Doo crossover joke; it shows up once, then disappears like it was embarrassed to be there. Also, why does every character blink at different speeds? It’s unsettling. But when the camera lingers on Sarada’s smirk, you forget everything else. The writing slips between awkward and accidentally poetic, like a drunk confession. And even though I’d never admit it out loud, I caught myself replaying the Hinata route just to hear her break that one line again - it’s wrong, and it’s perfect.