Crossunder Academy looks at you and goes, “yeah, you’re the new kid, you don’t know shit, but here, have power anyway.” You roll in thinking it’s just another school VN with some tits glued on, and then they throw you into the Student Council and suddenly you’re the class president, fake tie, fake responsibilities, and very real chances to fuck half the campus if you don’t screw it up. It starts tame, like a dating sim pretending to be serious: club budgets, school events, that kind of filler. Then you figure out every boring “proposal” conversation is basically foreplay. The shy club rep who wants more money for “equipment” leans over your desk a bit too far, blouse a little too tight, and you’ve got the classic choice pop-up: act professional, tease her, or slide right into horny territory and test how far she’s willing to go to get that funding. You know which one you click. Don’t lie.

The fun part is how it mixes the puzzle feeling with porn without turning into some clicker trash. You’re not matching gems or anything stupid like that, you’re juggling scenes. Say the wrong thing to one girl and she gets jealous when you’re alone with her teacher later, and suddenly that nice slow blowjob under the desk becomes “sorry, I can’t, people will talk.” Say the right thing and the same teacher is on her knees, glasses fogged up, working your cock like she’s grading on a curve. Some routes feel like you’re solving a horny jigsaw puzzle with horny pieces. You’re planning event schedules while secretly thinking, “ok, if Hermione-clone student nerd and that thick aunt-looking lunch lady are both there, can I push them into some exhibitionist shit?” and sometimes the game actually lets you pull it off. There are moments where the camera settles into POV and it’s just you, her big tits pressed right into the frame, your cock between them for a messy titfuck, and the sound design goes from cartoony to “oh, someone actually cared here.” Then next scene a different girl is doing this ahegao face like she’s auditioning for a meme compilation and it almost kills the mood, but you keep clicking because, well, creampie counter is not going to fill itself.

It leans hard into the fantasy faculty and campus girls archetypes. You’ve got the prim bookworm who clearly wants to be ruined in the library after hours, the fake innocent student council girl who’s absolutely into groping behind closed doors, the curvy “tradwife” type who talks about cooking and chores while riding you raw, and that one busty older woman that might as well have “MILF” written on her forehead. Half the time you’re trying to act like a respectable president in meetings, half the time you’re lining up which corridor to “inspect” so you can corner someone and see how far she’ll go if the hallway cameras are “mysteriously” off. There’s teasing everywhere, a little too much sometimes: she’s in your lap, skirt hiked up, grinding on you, moaning in your ear about how wrong it is in a school setting, and the scene still stalls until you pick the right dialog line before it lets you finally push inside. When it does click though, the game doesn’t flinch: deep throat, sloppy oral, thick ass bouncing in your lap, cum inside, cum outside, cum on her face while she’s making that stupid cross-eyed expression. It’s messy, a bit goofy, sometimes hot as hell, sometimes clunky as fuck, but it feels like an actual degenerate school fantasy where your choices matter just enough to make you paranoid you missed one more filthy route.

It’s weird how this game feels like two different fever dreams stitched together with duct tape and a dirty laugh track. One minute you’re dealing with a spoiled princess who thinks she’s too good for your commands, next you’re in a dusty classroom trying to make a witch blush while pretending you’re not the worst kind of pervert. The whole thing runs like someone dumped Aladdin and Harry Potter fanfics into a blender, hit “liquify,” then forgot to clean the blades. I mean that as a compliment. Mostly. There’s something strangely addictive about watching these characters slide from pride to obedience, like watching a tower of cards collapse in slow motion while you whisper filth into the wind.

And yeah, the art - old-school 2D, a bit grainy at the edges - somehow makes it hotter. You notice every smirk, every drop of sweat, every time the princess rolls her eyes before giving in. The witch, though… she’s the real trip. The game makes her crack little by little, until she’s doing things she’d hex you for even thinking about. There’s this one scene with a mirror spell - don’t even ask, it’s messy, beautiful, wrong, and perfect all at once. I wish the sound effects weren’t so cheap, though. Like, if I wanted to hear the same “slap” noise on loop, I’d just open TikTok. But then again, maybe that janky sound is part of the charm. Makes it feel dirtier, less polished, more like something you shouldn’t be caught playing but can’t stop anyway.

Also, whoever added the management bits deserves both a medal and a slap. You’re juggling gold, obedience, lust - whatever - and it feels like running a brothel disguised as a school. Which… is exactly what it is, I guess? The tentacle stuff sneaks up on you too, not even kidding. One second you’re giving a lecture, next thing you know, it’s hentai biology class. Half the time I’m disgusted, half the time I’m grinning like an idiot. That’s the magic here: it’s trashy, shameless, and somehow still clever enough to make you question who’s really being trained. Spoiler - it’s probably you.

Hilbert is supposed to be this big hero who finished his whole pokemon journey, right? Instead you meet him when his life is kind of fucked. Car crash, dreams shattered, and his Hypno just vanishes into thin air like it got bored of being a good little partner and went hunting for trouble. That alone already sets the mood: this world is not the safe PG region you remember from your childhood. Nuvema Town is now basically a legal sandbox for human and pokemon “free relationships”, and yeah, that means exactly what you think it means. You come back home and the place feels familiar and totally wrong at the same time, like returning to your old school and finding out it turned into a sex club with a research budget. The game sells that feeling hard. You walk through this chill little coastal town, talk to Serena or Gloria or whoever you bump into, and every conversation is half normal, half “wait, did she just casually mention fucking a Gardevoir like it’s normal brunch topic?”

The fun part is how the game drip feeds this. It doesn’t start with some giant orgy scene. Instead you get those moments where Nurse Joy looks a bit too happy when you mention Hypno, or Fennel is suddenly very interested in your “brainwave reactions” and asks if you can help her test something in her lab, just the two of you, lights low, machines humming. There is a scene with Juniper that really stuck in my head: she starts all professional, lab coat and serious talk, then it slowly slides into this weird mix of scientific curiosity and raw hunger. She talks about “inter-species bonding” while leaning over the desk so her big tits are almost spilling out, and you’re half listening, half thinking “is she going to ask me to help her with data or just bend me over the fucking chair?” And the game kind of refuses to separate those two. That’s the vibe all over. You’re not just clicking through porn; you’re wandering around a town where the line between research, romance and straight-up hentai bullshit is gone, burned, buried, and Hypno probably jerked off on the ashes.

Not everything hits perfectly, which is funny because the game doesn’t pretend to be polished. Some dialogues feel like the writer was horny, distracted, then came back and forgot what tone they started with. One moment you’re getting this heavy emotional talk about how Hilbert’s future was destroyed in the crash, next moment Mallow is just tossing horny jokes about “juicy berries” and you’re thrown into a scene where Tsareena is acting like a dominatrix with vines and legs for days. There is this small thing that annoyed me: the way fonts resize on mobile sometimes when a text box pops up in the middle of a hot moment, like you’re about to nut and suddenly boom, text overlap, because yes, this is a mobile game and your thumb is in the way. I swear it happened right when Officer Jenny started talking about her “special inspection procedure” and I had to move the dialogue box a bit and it killed the rhythm. Still, the animated bits make up for it, especially when Hypno’s influence starts to show in people’s eyes and bodies, and scenes with Delia, Hilda, or a smug Serena go from teasing to full-on, explicit “this is pokeporn and we’re not pretending otherwise”. Then out of nowhere the game throws in some gay tension with Cheren or Hilbert’s reactions to certain guys, like it’s poking you to see what you’ll pick. It all feels messy, horny, experimental, like someone mashed a dating simulation with a corrupted nostalgia trip and said, fine, let Hypno run wild, let Nuvema Town drown in research and cum and nobody is going to stop it.

Magic school is fucked again, and this time it’s not some dark lord with a tragic backstory, it’s the guys losing their minds and turning into horny creeps. All the dudes in the castle basically go from “slightly awkward wizard” to “walking sex curse”, and the only ones still thinking straight are the girls. So you end up following Hermione trying to be the responsible one while everything around her just keeps getting more twisted. She’s trying to investigate, act smart, use logic, but the curse keeps pushing her into dirtier and dirtier situations, like the castle itself is laughing at her. One minute she’s searching the library, next minute she’s cornered and stripped of her dignity in a corridor that used to be “safe”. The tone flips between goofy parody and genuinely fucked up a lot faster than you’d expect. It’s like someone mashed porn parody fanfic, Ren’Py logic, and that weird side of F95Zone together and just went “yeah this is fine”.

It’s all about the girls you already know, just not in the way the books wanted. Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Fleur, and yeah, some of the darker ones too, get dragged into this mess. The fun part is watching how each of them breaks in a different way. Hermione tries to resist and negotiate, argue her way out, but humiliation hits her the hardest because she actually cares about her reputation. Ginny has this stubborn thing going on, a bit more wild, more “fuck you” at first, which makes it kinda hot when she ends up in chains or on her knees anyway. Luna is just Luna, airy and dreamy, like half the time she doesn’t quite process how wrong things are, which makes some of her scenes feel soft and fucked up at the same time. Fleur starts proud and untouchable and then corruption content slams into her like a truck. And when Bellatrix or that ghost in the bathroom show up, it goes from teasing and light bondage to proper hardcore control, blackmail, and psychological play. There are moments where Hermione is forced to act like a slut in front of someone she hates, not because she “secretly wants it”, but because the situation leaves her with zero real options, and the game leans into that nasty power imbalance without apologizing. It’s not “romantic rough stuff”. It’s flat out “you’re mine for now, little witch”. The models are surprisingly expressive for this kind of 3DCG porn project, even if sometimes a hand clips through a boob and I keep noticing a chair in the background that is slightly rotated wrong and it pisses me off more than it should. But then you get a scene where Hermione is forced to kneel on cold stone while Luna watches, confused, and you forget all about that stupid chair.

The whole BDSM angle dances around between playful and cruel. One scene you get Ginny tied up and teased, with her trying to keep her bravado while someone toys with her, another scene has Hermione getting broken down through blackmail pictures and threats that would ruin her whole life in the castle. There’s a lot of corruption pacing that feels like slow poison: maybe the first time a girl gives in, it’s “just to escape”, later she starts reacting faster, moaning louder, being more submissive even when she still calls it disgusting. The game doesn’t pretend there’s some noble reason behind the sex, it really enjoys dragging them through dirty corridors, unused classrooms, bathrooms with echoing moans, and those fucked up encounters where they’re ordered to perform in front of someone else. There’s a bit where Moaning Myrtle is more than just a crying bathroom ghost, and what she does to Ginny is this weird mix of voyeurism and forced intimacy that people who spent too long on certain subreddits will recognize. On the tech side, it’s not polished like some polished Unreal showcase, but the lighting in some scenes hits exactly right, like dungeon shadows across pale skin, and that’s enough. I played it in Firefox with five other tabs open, Discord pinging, a VLC window paused on something completely different, and still ended up focusing way too hard on watching Hermione get humiliated by someone she should be able to outsmart. Then again, sometimes the pacing is off, a scene drags or a line of dialogue feels like it was written at 4% brain battery, but the next time you see Luna drooling around a gag with that dreamy look in her eyes, you forgive everything instantly. Or don’t. Whatever.