The corruption mechanics in this Lincoln parody hit different than most harem games I've played lately. You're basically mind-controlling your way through Royal Wood, and honestly? The progression system feels more organic than those clunky visual novels where you click through endless dialogue trees. Each sister has their own corruption path - some respond to teasing, others need more direct approaches with handjobs or oral before they'll spread their legs. The MILF content with the mom character is surprisingly well-developed too, though I kept getting distracted by how they aged up the younger sisters for this "future" setting. Smart move legally, but it's weird seeing characters you remember as kids now sporting big asses and getting creampied.

What really caught me off guard was the mobile optimization. Usually these browser games run like garbage on phones, but the touch controls for the sex scenes actually work better than clicking with a mouse. The anal scenes especially benefit from the gesture controls - there's something satisfying about the tactile feedback when you're working up to penetration. Though I have to complain about the panty collection system because it's never properly explained. You just... find panties? And they unlock scenes somehow? I'm still figuring out if there's strategy involved or if it's just random encounters.

The school setting adds some variety beyond the house scenes, introducing more characters to corrupt and fuck. The art style stays true to the source material while making everyone fuckable, which is exactly what you want from a parody game. My biggest gripe is probably the teasing mechanics - sometimes the buildup drags when you just want to get to the vaginal sex already. But when the corruption finally pays off and you're balls deep in a character you've been working on for hours, it's worth the wait. The harem ending possibilities keep me coming back to try different corruption routes.

Guy sees one weird ad on his phone, taps it like an idiot, and suddenly his whole life is tits, rules, and women who talk to him like he’s a toy they bought on Amazon. That’s pretty much the vibe of Femdom Academy. It feels like one of those shady mobile apps that tries to flirt with you in push notifications, except this time the flirting turns into a full school system built around you being the rare guy in a country full of horny, bossy women who think “consent form” is just a warm up. The setting is this strict academy where you’re the male transfer student, and every hallway is a trap. You’re staring up at teachers with big tits pressed against the desk, classmates who pretend to be sweet girls but tighten the metaphorical collar the second you say something stupid, and prefect-types who show up after classes to check if you did your “obedience homework”. Half the time you’re trying to be smooth and spit some pickup line like you’re on Bumble, half the time you’re on your knees wondering how the hell a math quiz turned into a blowjob test with a vibrator involved.

What I liked a lot is how the game actually lets you mess up your “game”. You try to be charming, throw out a line you’d use on Tinder, and instead of a cheesy romance answer you get a sharp smile and, boom, she’s pushing your head right into her thigh and telling you exactly how you’re going to make up for that cheesy shit. There’s this scene in a study room, for example, where you can try to compliment a girl’s ass in a cocky way. If you aim it right, she leans back in her chair, spreads her legs slow, pulls a toy from her bag like it’s just a pen, and starts teasing herself while making you watch. If you aim it wrong, she calls over another girl, they both sit on your face one after the other and keep talking about your “presentation skills” like it’s a normal group project. The whole POV thing hits harder here because the camera keeps you low, looking up at their thighs, their hands in your hair, drool and lipstick and that slight cruel smile when they know they’ve got you. There’s a lesbian angle running in the background too, some girls playing with each other while using you as furniture, and you catch tiny glimpses of jealousy or softness when they think you’re not looking. But every time you think “oh, she’s actually nice”, she tightens a collar, grabs your chin and makes you hold eye contact while she uses a vibrator on you until your legs shake. It’s rough, a bit crazy, sometimes emotional in a weird way, and very obviously about you being the rare dick in a world of confident women who want everything from handjobs in the locker room to full-on group scenes in the dorm, on their terms, at their pace, with your role locked in as the willing, horny, slightly overwhelmed toy who keeps coming back for more.

You start as this ex–special forces guy who suddenly feels completely useless, which is kind of funny because he’s ripped, trained, all that macho stuff, and then some slime girl with tits bigger than his head just shrugs off rifle fire like it’s nothing. The world is getting chewed up by these dungeons that keep popping open like zits, monsters spilling out, magic everywhere, normal logic out the window. Then the whole “Awakened” thing kicks in, and he basically goes from soldier to magic freak with a hard-on, trying to clean up the mess in a way the army never trained him for. It’s not a heroic story in the usual sense, more like: “okay, the planet is screwed, might as well fuck my way through the problem while I’m at it.” The game leans into that. You go from room to room in these dungeons, talking to girls who really should be your enemies, but somehow they’re all stacked like hentai convention mascots and have faces that melt into ahegao the second your clothes come off.

The tone is weirdly calm at first. There’s this slow pace where you wander around the hub, poke different events, check who’s hanging out where, and it feels like a chill fantasy sandbox with magic and politics and people coping with monsters at the door. Then you stumble into a chamber and you’re suddenly pinning a demoness with wings and a ridiculous ass against a wall, stuffing her full until she’s moaning with that over-the-top tongue-out expression. The scenes are animated just enough, with these 3D-style CGs that loop and shift angles, and the dev is clearly horny for big breasts because every woman looks like gravity is just a suggestion. I like how the dungeon itself is part of the story, not just a corridor to spam fights. You discover weird rules, like doors that only open if you “satisfy” the guardian, or a cursed room that turns a regular battle into a domination scene where she tries to ride you into submission, then ends up getting creampied so hard the magic seal breaks. It’s stupid, but in a good way. And the facial detail when they hit that ahegao point? Uncomfortably good.

The slow-burn parts shine the most. Talking to a monster girl you fought last time and now she’s in your base, pretending she’s there against her will, while clearly waiting for you to take charge again. You learn bits of how their world connects to ours: some of them were human, some were born from the dungeon itself, and everybody’s sort of stuck in this war where sex and power are completely tangled. Couple of times I wished the UI didn’t hide the damn interaction spots in the hub because I spent like ten minutes circling around a tavern just to trigger one scene with a sorceress whose robe doesn’t even pretend to close over her boobs. That annoyed me and then I forgot because the next thing was her bent over a magic circle, gasping while you pump her full, white dripping all over the glowing runes. The domination angle is nice too, since you can play the protagonist as someone who enjoys having control in bed, even when the girl is technically a monster who could snap him in half. The writing isn’t “high literature”, but honestly it fits. Feels like reading a horny webnovel where the author really likes describing asses, and bodies, and that moment right after the creampie where her belly twitches and she pants and stares at you like “again?” and you’re like, yeah, obviously.

You wake up in a place that feels like some horny JRPG fan’s wet dream and a Pinterest moodboard had a baby. Sky too clean, grass too green, and the first thing you see is a girl with tits that absolutely do not obey gravity or any God you know, calling herself a “spirit” and acting like you’re important. Not “hey, you’re cute” important. More like “if you don’t make me cum, the universe might explode” important. No pressure, right?

The hook is simple but it works: you’re this clueless guy dropped into a fantasy world where every main girl is some kind of spirit with powers that need to be “sealed” through, well, physical contact. Sometimes sweet, sometimes filthy, sometimes both in the same scene. One spirit will tease you with that slow, lazy handjob where she keeps locking eyes with you and smirking, like she knows exactly how close you are and keeps pulling back at the last second. Another one kneels in front of you in what looks like an ancient temple, says it’s “part of the ritual”, and then takes you in her mouth so deep you literally forget what the actual plot was. There’s also a running joke about “energy transfer” that somehow always ends with her tits covered in your cum. Classic.

What hits different here is how the game yo-yos between horny and cute without asking for permission. You’re having this surprisingly emotional scene with a spirit who is scared of losing control of her powers, and she’s blushing, asking if you’ll stay with her, and you think “oh, this is kinda wholesome”. Ten clicks later she’s pushing her big ass back on your cock in some ruined shrine, gasping like the fate of the world is in every thrust, and you’re like yeah alright, that tracks. The romance actually matters just enough to make the sex scenes feel earned, even when the game is clearly joking about its own logic. There’s this date in a market square where she’s pretending to be just a normal girl, feeding you fruit, trying not to blow your cover as a walking spirit magnet, and the whole thing ends with you fucking her between two stalls while some guy on the other side complains about prices. I was half expecting a Skyrim stealth meter in the corner.

The comedy is very “we know this is ridiculous, just enjoy it”. One spirit literally catches you peeking on her while she bathes, calls you a pervert, then five minutes later is guiding your head between her legs, moaning that she “needs to be purified”. The game throws in parody moments from other fantasy stuff too, but in a stupid, charming way, like a fake “hero’s guild” that turns out to be mostly hot spirits arguing over who gets to be your “official partner”. Of course, harem vibes everywhere, with characters lowkey competing: one girl bouncing her massive tits in your face while another rolls her eyes but then offers a slow titfuck like she’s saying “fine, watch this instead”. Mobile support is actually decent, even for one-handed play, though tapping tiny dialogue choices while your other hand is busy is its own kind of skill check. Only thing that annoyed me was one scene where a big emotional conversation gets interrupted by a gag about your dick again and I was like, yeah, I get it, comedy, but let her finish one serious line, man. Anyway, the world keeps pretending it might end, nobody’s wearing a normal-sized bra, and somehow that crystal that started all this stops feeling important once you’re staring at another spirit riding you like her magic depends on it.