It’s weird how a game can make your stomach twist like that - like jealousy and curiosity are kissing behind your ribs. Mina’s messages feel too real, her little hearts and half-sincere emojis landing harder than they should. You’re not just reading text bubbles; you’re kinda reading your own reflection, that insecure part that wants to check her phone when she’s in the shower. It’s not even about trust. It’s about the thrill of maybe finding something you shouldn’t. The game knows that. It plays you more than you play it. I kept thinking I’d stay calm, but then some random producer sent her a photo at midnight, and I swear I felt my pulse in my teeth.

There’s this moment - she sends a selfie that’s almost innocent. Almost. You can tell she’s not alone, though the frame pretends she is. That’s when I realized the point isn’t to “win” her back. The point’s to feel that sting, to let it crawl under your skin until it burns. The choices don’t really matter, or maybe they do, but the game’s so good at pretending they don’t that you start second-guessing your own reactions. I hated that. And loved it. Like when you know you’re being teased but you lean into it anyway. The music’s soft, too clean for what’s happening on-screen - it’s like watching a slow breakup inside a perfume ad.

I wish Mina’s typing bubbles didn’t take so long to appear. That wait feels cruel. But maybe that’s the best part. You stare, waiting, wondering what she’s doing while you wait. Sometimes I thought I wanted more pictures, more explicit proof, but when the game actually gives you something close to that, it’s worse. You want to look away, but you don’t. That’s the whole trick - it makes you complicit. It’s not about sex, not really. It’s about wanting to control what you can’t. And maybe that’s the dirtiest thing of all.

This one feels like some horny visual novel fan watched too many “choose your own adventure” videos on YouTube, then said “yeah ok but what if I add eldritch bullshit and way more pussy.” You’re this kinda clueless guy dropped in the middle of a school full of girls who are all acting normal on the surface, but something really wrong is crawling under everything. One second it’s awkward romance with shy virgins and dumb school drama, next second the lights flicker and you’re staring at a shadow in the corner that talks like it wants to wear your skin. And the game just goes “anyway, who do you want to flirt with now?” like that’s normal. That mix is what hooked me. You get these silly, horny scenes with teasing and ahegao faces and girls sucking you off behind some classroom door, but every time you cum you kinda feel like someone else is enjoying it with you. Something that shouldn’t be there.

What I really liked is how it turns normal pervy situations into something slightly fucked. Like, at first you’re just enjoying the usual stuff: groping during “tutoring,” some sweet romance with the class beauty, watching two girls get handsy with each other behind the gym because they “want to practice kissing” and you end up just spying instead of interrupting. That voyeur vibe is strong here, you can literally choose to just watch more than once, and it feels dirty in that specific pornhub-at-3g-on-your-phone way. Then, in another route, the same girl who was all cute and flustered about her first time is kneeling in front of you, drool sliding down your shaft, giving this slow, sloppy blowjob while whispering she can feel something “inside your seed.” Not like pregnancy talk, more like she thinks your cum belongs to the evil thing. She moans and goes cross-eyed and you get this ahegao face that should be pure hentai fun, but because of the horror angle it’s kinda hot and kinda disturbing in the same second. I still jerked off though. Obviously.

The best scene for me was in the dorm hallway. You can peek into one room where two girls are messing around on the bed, half playful, half serious, kissing and grinding and teasing each other’s thighs, panties already pushed aside. They start doing this slow oral on each other, and the sound is real filthy, and the game gives you the option to keep spying, join, or walk away. If you keep spying, the camera just lingers on their tongues and fingers, and then the lights behind them go weird and for like half a second their shadows don’t match their bodies. Tiny thing, but it made my dick twitch and my spine shiver at the same time. And the voices help a lot, they moan, giggle, talk shit, even when they’re doing a footjob or stroking you off lazily while half-watching some anime on their phone. Actually that phone thing annoyed me, the fake phone UI looks like some cheap knockoff of Instagram and it just bugs the hell out of me every time it pops up, but yeah, whatever, they’re still hot when they talk dirty. Sometimes the game plays like a straight corny dating sim, with you taking a girl out, choosing cute responses, slowly working toward her first vaginal sex scene where she clings to you, all romantic and trembling, and you feel like the hero saving her from the weirdness swallowing the school. Other times the choices push you into helping the evil twist them, and suddenly the same romance route turns into this dark harem thing, where they’re all kind of broken but also way more horny for you, and you’re jerking off over what you did to them like some pervert god. The animated bits look good enough to keep your hand busy, the 3D style works decent with the horror vibe, and the humor is actually funny in places, like when a girl is roasting you mid blowjob for being too easy to control. I kinda wish there was less foot stuff, but also I don’t, because one of the footjob scenes caught me off guard and turned me on anyway. So yeah, my morals are clearly not working.

This one starts pretty normal, like some cheap relocation fantasy, then suddenly you realize you’re stuck on this sunny island where clothes are basically illegal and your landlady is looking way too comfortable about it. You’re the guy who thought he was just escaping money problems, and now you’re watching your landlady wander around the house with those heavy tits swaying, big ass in your face every time she bends over to pick something. At first the game kinda pretends it’s innocent, like “oh it’s just nudism, it’s natural, it’s not sexual,” and then you catch yourself staring at her nipples for the fifth scene in a row and you’re like yeah ok, sure, totally not sexual.

What I liked is how it doesn’t rush straight into porn mode. You wake up, walk through the house, go out to the beach, talk to people, click around the island, mess up your choices a bit. It’s a sandbox so you just wander, talk to the same NPC twice by accident, click on some random place thinking something hot will happen and sometimes it’s nothing, just a chill conversation about island rules. Then, out of nowhere, you’re in the living room and she “forgets” to put on a towel after shower, and the camera just lingers on that wet body. There was this one morning where she told me to help with sunscreen, and the scene slowly escalates from “put some on my shoulders” to your hands sliding over her bare tits, kneading them while she pretends she’s just testing how comfortable you are with the nudist lifestyle. I legit had to pause and just breathe because it felt so wrong and hot at same time. The incest tension is not shouted in your face, it kind of crawls in, like when she calls you “my good boy” in a way that doesn’t sound very motherly anymore and you notice she’s not moving her hand away from your lap.

The island itself is funny sometimes, in a messed up way. You walk past the other residents and everyone is just casually naked, chatting about groceries with their cocks and pussies out, like it’s a normal Tuesday. You’re standing there stiff as hell, trying not to stare at some milf with insane curves, and your landlady is teasing you for being “shy” even though she’s the one whose giant tits keep brushing your arm. There was this bar scene where I expected some wild orgy, but instead you just talk and drink, and the erotic part was basically that the waitress didn’t have panties on and you see a little more each time you come back. It’s weirdly slow burn, but then sometimes it jumps right into something filthy, like her asking you to sleep naked too because “people will notice if you keep covering up” and then you wake up with her standing over your bed, staring at your morning wood and acting like she’s just “checking on you.”

The AI art is kind of all over the place, but in a good trashy way. Sometimes her boobs look too perfect, like some Instagram filter gone crazy, then next scene her face looks softer and more real and you kinda forget it’s AI at all. I liked when her tan lines vanished over time, like the island is slowly turning her into a full nudist and dragging you along with her. The stripping moments hit hard, like that early scene where she’s a bit nervous taking off the last bit of clothes in front of you, trying to make a joke but clearly blushing, and you can choose to stare or look away. I clicked stare, of course, and the game rewarded me with a close shot of her big ass and that tiny smile she makes when she sees you can’t keep your eyes off her. Some of the pacing is janky, like suddenly jumping from a flirty chat to her boobs pressed on your chest, but honestly that messy feeling kind of fits this whole taboo island thing. Nothing feels fully safe, nothing feels fully ok, and that’s exactly why I kept clicking.

This one hits that weird spot between horny fanfic and somebody’s actual DnD campaign notes that got corrupted by Pornhub. You play this witch hunter guy who is supposed to be all righteous and stoic, but honestly he feels like one of those burned-out heroes from old eroge, the type who drinks too much and still gets every girl because plot says so. The church sends this nun to give him a job, and she’s one of those “I’m totally pure, ignore my huge tits and the way I keeps licking my lips when we talk about sin” types. Their first real scene together already sets the tone: she’s all formal, talking about God and duty, and the camera just slowly drifts down her body while she pretends not to notice the hunter staring. Old-school pacing. No instant blowjob. Just that slow tease where she leans in a bit too close, her habit shifts, little bit of cleavage, and suddenly the game throws a tiny choice at you like, do you keep eye contact or let your gaze drop. It doesn’t actually matter much, but it makes the flirting feel dirty in a good way, like you got caught.

What I liked is how the sex scenes feel like those late 90s fantasy H things where they took their time. First time the hunter actually gets laid, it’s not some overproduced Marvel porn. It’s a cramped hut, the witch is half exhausted from the fight, and instead of instant tender romance she’s pissed off, spitting insults, then suddenly she snaps and kisses him mid-argument. They stumble over some alchemy crap, knock a candle, and she ends up on top, grinding against him through his pants while breathing hard, muttering stuff like “you fucking hunters are all the same” right into his mouth. When he finally gets her naked, there’s this nice little moment where she hesitates, covers herself with her arms, then the dev lets the animation loop on her hips slowly rocking as he pushes inside for the first time. Vaginal, nice angle, you see her expression actually change with the rhythm, not just those dead puppet eyes a lot of AI CG stuff has now. The blowjob scenes are better than I expected too. There’s one where the nun kneels in a side chapel, candles flickering, rosary still around her neck, and she starts with these soft little licks on the tip like she’s “testing” sin. Then she gets carried away, hand twisting on the shaft, spit running down, her eyes glassy like she’s about to confess and cum at the same time. I didn’t even skip the loop, which is rare for me now, I’m too old for that.

But the game can be a bit of a mess. The humor tries to be Witcher parody sometimes and lands like some lost Newgrounds flash joke. There’s a scene where the hunter meets a monster that is clearly supposed to be the “bargain bin leshen” and he cracks a line about union fees that made me just stare at the screen and open Twitter to complain, then forget what I was complaining about. Some dialogue feels like it was written by different people on different days. One line he’s this bitter veteran, next line he sounds like a horny teenager going “booba” in slightly better grammar. The combat bits are, well, there. You pick skills, sometimes the numbers appear, sometimes the game just skips straight to the result and you’re like “ok I guess I won.” I had one fight where I chose a careful approach, tried to actually roleplay the hunter as cautious, and the game still shoved me into a scene where he just charges in like a shonen idiot. Still got rewarded with titty though, so whatever. There’s this one really small thing that annoyed the hell out of me: the text box sometimes jumps a pixel up and down between lines, tiny tiny jitter. I noticed it once during a serious talk about his dead lover, and after that I couldn’t unsee it, kept watching the box instead of reading the words. But then the next minute I’m watching a fully animated scene of a witch riding his cock in some ruined tower, her hair flying, her moans timed with the thrusts, and I kinda forget everything I was mad about. Or maybe I just got old and this reminds me of those ancient fan-translated nukige on shady sites on my old ThinkPad, where nothing was perfect but the vibes were strong and the girls actually sounded like they wanted to fuck, not like they were reading SEO text. Anyway, it’s rough in places, it’s horny as hell, and the hunter somehow keeps his pants on way longer than any man in his position would. Which I respected. Then hated. Then respected again. I don’t even know.

Guard of Ajestremia starts pretty chill and then just quietly slides its hand down your pants. You’re this guy stuck on gate duty in a fantasy city that looks all nice and shiny on the surface, but everyone is horny and weird in that specific hentai-RPG way. Morning you’re checking papers, night you’re deciding if you want to tease some stacked elf, flirt with a smug monster girl, or walk into the forest and get your face clawed off in turn based combat because you got distracted staring at tits instead of reading skill descriptions. The game does that thing where talking and flirting actually matters, so you stop clicking randomly and start thinking, ok, if I say this, do I get cute romance or do I get pinned against the wall and milked like a stupid hero who can’t keep his cock in his pants. Sometimes the answer is both, which is nice. Or terrible. Depends how many saves you keep on the side.

What surprised me is how the mood swings around between wholesome and filthy without asking permission. You walk patrol with this knight girl, she’s all serious armor and duty, you pick the right answers, she softens, there’s this little romantic pause on the wall, she leans closer, the CG pops in, and suddenly the same woman who was lecturing you about discipline five minutes ago is jerking you off under the moonlight and whispering about how she “should not be doing this while on watch” while her tits are half out. Another route, you go out of the city, bump into a monster girl who looks way too innocent for the shit she says. She toys with you for several scenes, literally blueballing you, making you choose between staying professional guard or just dropping everything and ramming her in the dirt. If you keep your cool she starts respecting you, you slowly build this weird romance where she brings you little “gifts” from the forest. If you fail and think with your dick, she rides you, drinks every drop, and leaves you covered in scratches and cum while your HP is mysteriously lower in the next fight. It is funny and also a bit humiliating when your big heroic male protagonist gets drained like that and the next random encounter actually puts you in danger because you wasted your “energy” on a creampie scene you totally could have delayed. Coming back into town after that, trying to flirt with the sweet healer with the big ass, pretending nothing happened, feels way more awkward than it should in a porn game.

The branching stuff is where it gets underrated hot. One path where you keep guarding the gate, playing the loyal soldier, focusing on one girl, it slowly turns into this simple but kind of touching romance. She starts teasing you gently at first, hand on your thigh, brushing against your crotch, soft kisses behind the barracks, then you get this long scene where she finally lets you peel off her clothes and you see the CG of her lying there, embarrassed but clearly dripping, and the game actually lets you drag out the foreplay. Handjob first, she uses too much oil, you can almost feel that sloppy push and pull around the shaft, she looks up to check if you like it. If you keep stroking her ego and not just skipping text, it leads into full-on vaginal sex with her trying to keep quiet while you pound her, thighs shaking, big tits bouncing, her practically begging you to cum inside. You get a proper creampie payoff shot, thick white stuff spilling out, and the dialogue after changes how she talks to you in later scenes. On another route, you ignore the “nice girl” path and lean fully into adventure, capture and seduction. There is this one boss-type monster girl who taunts you through multiple encounters, flirts in the middle of combat, wraps her tail around your leg when she stuns you, keeps promising she will “use your body as her trophy.” Lose on purpose and she actually does it. No fade to black, she straddles your hips, pins your wrists, rides your cock raw and uses you like a toy, then refuses to pull out until she feels you shoot inside her. The fact that it happens in what is technically a defeat scene hits different than the more romantic endings. It is messed up and sexy and also makes you kind of want to reload and “win” later just to see how she reacts when you turn the tables. You might miss a whole ending if you never let her break you in that way, which is both cool and a bit annoying, but that is just how this game rolls, quietly hiding its nastiest stuff behind choices that look like simple combat or dialogue options on the surface.

Desmond shows up for what he thinks is just a boring summer at his buddy’s place, throws his bag down, and suddenly he’s stuck in this house where every woman looks like she walked out of the “don’t touch, just stare” part of your brain. Problem is, the game does not let you “just stare” for long. It starts slow, almost teasing you with those long text scenes, simple choices, and him pretending to be a normal college dude. You’re reading, clicking along, thinking, ok, I know this kind of setup, I’ve seen this in a thousand games, then the story quietly starts twisting into something a lot filthier than it first pretends to be. The writing is messy in a good way: characters talk like actual horny people, not like porn robots who memorized a script from 2004. The real model photos hit you when you don’t expect, like you scroll and there’s the “friend’s mom” just casually bending over in yoga pants, and the text is describing Desmond trying hard not to stare at her ass and obviously failing, same as you.

What I liked is how the game lets the dirt build. It doesn’t jump straight into him ramming someone in the first five clicks. You get those tiny moments: a “friendly” hand on his thigh that stays too long, a bathroom door not locked properly, a quick view of someone touching herself when she thinks everyone is sleeping. Some routes really lean into voyeur stuff, where you are basically just spying on people doing the nasty, pretending Desmond is “conflicted” while you’re hammering the continue button. Then the scenes start to spiral out. That one time where he’s getting jerked off under the kitchen table with family walking by, or when he gets his cock pinned between those heavy tits and suddenly the writing goes from playful to filthy, describing every tiny drip and grind in way too much detail. And because it’s all text based, the game doesn’t baby you with animations, so your brain fills in all the gaps. Footjobs on the couch while Netflix is “playing”, blowjob in a car parked way too close to a busy street, that raw moment in the shower where she pretends to “wash him” and you both know what’s actually happening. Stuff gets complicated with who belongs to who, and the cheating angle is never really treated like a big moral crisis. It just happens, like, “oops, I let him cum inside me, let’s not talk about it” and then the story keeps going, which honestly feels more real than half of those fake drama plots in other games. By the time Desmond is juggling sex with different women, anal experiments in cramped rooms, and these reckless creampie scenes that should 100% ruin everybody’s life, it all feels like the natural result of one stupid summer where every line was crossed and nobody even tried to step back.

There is something kind of rude and honest about this game that hit me harder than I expected. You start as this regular husband who looks... not great, lets say. Old, ugly, kind of tired, he feels more like someone’s weird neighbor than a porn main character. And that is actually what pulled me in. No shiny hero body, no fantasy harem, just you and your wife in this quiet, too-clean house, with this fetish that both scares you and turns you on. Stefany comes off at the beginning like the classic sweet housewife with big tits and that soft face, but the game really takes its time showing how she slides from “I’m doing this for you, honey” into “I’m doing this because I’m fucking horny too.” The teasing is written in this slow, almost awkward way. She brushes past you in the kitchen, lets you see the top of her ass crack when she bends over, you notice the bra is tighter than usual around her big chest. It is not sexy in an obvious porn way at first, it feels like that moment when you scroll on your phone, see something on Xvideos, close it, then open it again two minutes later pretending you didn’t already decide.

The real punch arrives when Arnold shows up. The old neighbor. And he looks exactly like the guy your girl jokes she would “never touch in a million years.” Thick belly, bad hair, this worn out face. Watching Stefany react to him is where the voyeurism really kicks in. She is polite, a little too soft in her voice, and the camera loves that. There are animated moments when her mouth wraps around him and she is still glancing toward where she knows you are watching, like she is half ashamed and half proud that she can make you this jealous and this hard at the same time. The blowjob scene went from me thinking “ok, standard oral” to “shit, I can almost feel the wet sound in my earphones” because the sound work is weirdly on point. Not Hollywood level or whatever, just raw enough that when she gags slightly and then laughs it feels like some grainy porn tab you forgot to close on Chrome. Her big ass bouncing on top of him during vaginal is not some perfect loop either, it is a bit clumsy, like she is still finding the rhythm with this old guy, and that makes it even more brutal when she finally gets into it and starts riding like she forgot you exist. There is a handjob scene I honestly didn’t care about much but they linger on it so long it became hot against my will.

What I liked most is how the game makes you sit with your own bullshit. One moment you are pushing her to wear that tight top and go visit Arnold with you, thinking “yeah, this is my kink, I’m in control.” Next moment you are kind of begging her not to tell you all the details, but still asking. Watching your ugly self hiding behind doors or peeking through a window while your hot wife moans for another man is a whole mood. The cheating is not cartoonish. She texts you, sends you a selfie in the mirror with that big ass almost out, saying she is “only teasing” and then the next scene she is on her knees between Arnold’s legs and the teasing is gone, replaced by this focused, hungry look. And the game does not rescue you with some heroic turnaround. No harem, no magical fix. It just keeps pushing that dirty mix of love, jealousy, and arousal. There is one tiny thing that annoyed me: sometimes the text pacing jumps right past a moment I wanted to stay in longer, like the quiet seconds where she is deciding if she should spread her legs for him while you watch. I kept wanting a “wait” button that does nothing, just lets her hesitate more. Anyway, if you ever told yourself “I like NTR but only sometimes” this one will poke at that line and then step over it while you are still pretending you’re fine.

You wake up as this so-called “scientist” in a lab that feels more like a horny underground bunker than anything from real science. Outside, the world is going to shit because humans are freaking out over furries, anti-furry mobs hunting them like they’re monsters, and you just decide, yeah, I’ll make my lab a shelter. Not out of kindness, of course. You take them in, Nicole, Diane, random fox girls with tits bigger than their moral compass, Amy Rose walking in like she owns the place, and every single one arrives with some excuse and some trauma. You nod, pretend to be the serious researcher, and then the “tests” start. It feels very wrong in the right way. You watch them through cameras, through glass, pretending you’re checking their vitals while you zoom in on tits bouncing when they masturbate because they think nobody’s looking. Half the interface is just you picking where to look, where to put them, what to make them wear, and I keep thinking “why the fuck is the font so small on these menus” while at the same time, my dick is doing happy jumps. Priorities, right.

Then there is that weird paranoia mechanic with anti-furries sneaking in with “realistic” fursuits, trying to pass as the real thing. It actually makes you look at bodies more carefully, which is kinda hot and kinda creepy. You’re judging every curve, every tail, every ear twitch, wondering if she’s a real fox girl with soft fur and big ass ready to take a creampie, or some asshole in a suit waiting to stab your guests. One scene stuck in my head: Nicole in the shower room, steam covering most of her, only outline of those huge tits and ass visible, and suddenly a small UI popup appears right on her thigh, blocking the exact spot you want to see. Like, who designed that placement? Who hurt you? You also get oral scenes where your choices earlier decide if she does it willingly, shy and playful, or after you pushed her into more rough male domination stuff, like hand on her head, drool all over your cock, her eyes looking up in that “I’m pretending to hate it” way. It makes everything very personal, but sometimes the game then dumps a chunky text box in the middle of the blowjob like a boring visual novel, and I just want a simple toggle in options to hide that trash.

Accessibility wise, yeah, this thing needs work. No separate text scaling, no colorblind consideration, tiny checkboxes that look like they’ve been drawn by SCP‑1471 in a hangover mood. You can’t rebind half the keys, and for someone like me who plays one-handed more often than not, that’s annoying as hell. There is an exhibitionism angle where you purposely send your furry girl out into semi-open corridors, cameras everywhere, other characters walking by pretending not to stare while she “tests” a toy on a bench, legs spread, pussy dripping, and the game actually plays with voyeurism quite nicely. You stand in the control room, watching multiple screens, swapping between a fox girl giving you a lazy handjob on your lap and another character being sexually harassed in a corridor by an anti-furry who slipped through. Part of me wants better UI contrast, bigger subtitles, proper audio sliders that don’t hide in some random submenu. Part of me doesn’t care at all when Diane is on her knees, lipstick ruined, your cum leaking from her mouth after a forced deepthroat, while alarms flash in the background about a security breach you never check because, well, porn. The dystopian war outside becomes just noise, a kind of excuse so you can keep dragging scared but horny furries into “safe” rooms and use them however you marked them in your logbook. I still hate that little notification sound it makes every single time a new event pops up, though. Never found the toggle for that. Still bothers me.

Vault Wanderer is one of those horny little parody projects that feels like it started as a shitpost between friends on Discord and somehow became an actual game. You play this guy who crawls out of a comfy underground vault into a wasteland that is less about radiation and more about who is fucking who, and with what. The whole thing mixes classic turn based RPG combat with stupid jokes and very explicit scenes that just kind of slam into you out of nowhere. One second you are clicking through some goofy dialogue about bottle caps, the next you are watching a futa raider get her dick sucked in a surprisingly long animated loop while your character pretends he is not into it. The game loves voyeurism like crazy. Almost every location has some “oops I walked in on them” moment, except it is never really an accident and everybody is cool with you standing in the corner jerking off. Or pretending to “research.” The writing knows exactly what it is doing: it makes fun of the wasteland clichés, then uses the same clichés to justify a harem route where every big tits, big ass, wrong-race-for-this-town waifu somehow ends up in your camp.

What surprised me most is how messy but confident the sandbox structure is. You are just dropped on the surface with this point and click map and told to explore, and the game absolutely does not care if you go straight to a lesbian futa bar and stall your “main quest” for two hours doing nothing except footjobs and blowjobs in different outfits. There is real RPG stuff happening in the background: stats, turn based fights, random encounters that sometimes end in actual combat and sometimes turn straight into oral sex scenes if you pick the horny dialogue option. I lost one fight because I was too distracted watching the enemy’s boobs bounce in the attack animation, which is a stupid reason to reload, but here we are. The art is simple 2D CG but the animations have just enough motion to make the scenes feel alive without turning into weird rubber people. Some of the interracial setups are actually hot, then the game drops a joke so bad it short circuits the mood and you kind of hate it for ten seconds, until the next harem scene where three girls are roleplaying “capturing” you and you forget you were mad. The mobile support is oddly good too; I tried it on my phone while half-slouching on the couch with Chrome open and it ran smoother than some serious games on Steam. Sometimes the text spacing gets fucked on smaller screens and nobody bothered to fix it, which annoyed me for like a full minute while I was trying to read a masturbation scene and the last line wrapped in a stupid way, and then I clicked next and forgot. That is basically the whole vibe here: horny, rough around edges, a little broken, but when the wasteland mommy with huge boobs kneels down for oral and the camera zooms in just right, your brain stops caring about polish completely.