Dan is that guy who thought getting into automation engineering would make life all clean and logical, then ends up resetting routers for boomers on tech support while his dick basically runs his decision making. Game starts pretty calm, him just being this slightly awkward dude at a soul killing job, and then boom, Christina walks back into his life. Old high school friend. The kind of “friend” you used to think about in the shower and then tell yourself it was just hormones. Now she’s grown into this walking temptation with huge tits, soft voice, and that mix of sweet and lowkey horny teasing that makes your brain lag like a shitty Discord call. The game really leans into that familiar energy, that weird nostalgia where you remember her as the girl eating fries in the cafeteria, but now she’s pressing those big boobs against your arm and asking if you “missed hanging out” with that innocent smile that is absolutely not innocent.

It plays like one of those slow burn visual novels where half the tension is in what you don’t say. You’re clicking through their chats, coffee meetups, small talk that clearly wants to be dirty talk, and the fun is in trying to read her mood from each CG, each little facial shift. One moment she’s joking about your boring office job, next moment she’s leaning too close, t-shirt pulling just enough to show cleavage that should be illegal, and you get that CG freeze of her looking up like “what, do my tits distract you?” And yes, they do, thanks for asking. There are scenes where she pretends to be all innocent, like “oh, I didn’t know this top was so tight,” while she very obviously knows exactly what she’s doing. That teasing is almost more intense than the actual hentai scenes. Almost. When you finally get those, they’re the kind of CGs where you stop clicking and just stare. Sweat, flushed skin, her legs spread on your couch after “just watching a movie,” and you can almost hear the cheap Netflix show still playing in the background while she rides you slowly, hair messy, cheeks red, tits bouncing while she tries to “keep it quiet.” Yeah, that whole “friends” thing does not survive very long.

What stuck with me is how the game sells that romance angle without pretending it’s some pure love story. It’s horny as hell, but it’s not just random fuck scenes thrown at you like a porn hub playlist. You get that build up: old memories, little jealous moments when she mentions other guys, the way she casually touches your shoulder then pulls back like she’s testing you. One CG where she hugs you from behind after a rough day and her boobs are basically wrapped around you like a warm anime pillow, and you can tell she knows what that does to you. They talk about stupid stuff too, like high school rumors and who dated who, and in between those lines you feel the “what if we had hooked up back then” tension. At some point she straight up asks if you ever had a crush on her, and depending on what you pick, the vibe of the next scene totally shifts. There’s this moment where she shows up in your place “just for a drink” in tight jeans and a top that can barely contain her chest, sits way too close, then starts playing with her hair, crossing and uncrossing her legs, throwing you looks like she wants you to fuck up and make the first move. When you finally push past all that and she lets you strip her, she still keeps that teasing energy, like biting her lip and pretending she’s shy while her body tells a completely different story. It’s messy, it’s horny, it feels like that dangerous zone between old friend and full-on girlfriend, where every choice might fuck things up or make her moan your name louder. And honestly, that’s exactly the fun part.

War here is just the excuse. What this game really wants is to throw one confused young guy into a burning kingdom full of horny monsters, scheming nobles and gods that treat mortals like chew toys. You start as this orphan with nothing, not even a proper place to sleep, and five minutes later you are already eye level with a slime girl’s tits while she offers to “protect” you in exchange for a taste. Not exactly noble destiny stuff. The whole fantasy setting has that slightly dirty feeling, like the world is old and tired and ready to sell its soul for one more night of pleasure. Castles crumble, temples burn, and every faction still has time to try to get into your pants, or into your mind, or both. Half the time I forgot there is a war going on because I was stuck choosing between saving a village or letting it fall so I could take the corrupted priestess home and see what she can do with her tongue.

What works stupidly well is how the corruption is slow and sticky. The game doesn’t push you with “good/evil” big buttons. Instead you make a small choice in a turn based fight, like using a forbidden spell on a monster girl instead of killing her normally, and then later she appears in your camp, kneeling, calling you “my king” while licking blood from your blade. You think “ok that’s hot but maybe too much” and two scenes later you are ordering a captured angel to clean your cock with her mouth while your monster waifu watches and smiles. Then sometimes the game pretends to be romantic and suddenly gives you a quiet moment. Sitting by the ruined fountain, your favorite monster girl resting her head on your lap, talking about how she used to eat travelers whole and now she just wants to be the only one warming your bed. It feels almost sweet. Kind of. Until she asks if she can keep the next girl you defeat as a pet. Anyway, the animations sell it hard. Bodies move, hips grind, mouths stretch around you, and there is this satisfying weight in every thrust when you finally fuck your way through a boss that gave you trouble in combat. The way some scenes shift based on how corrupted you are is honestly impressive, even though sometimes the faces look a bit off and I ended up laughing right in the middle of a pretty intense blowjob. The romance side is there, but the game never pretends it is pure. Even the “good” path has you doing oral on a monster princess in a ruined chapel while she whispers she wants you to rule forever, no matter how many souls it costs. I opened the game thinking I’d play a heroic monarch, closed it after making a pact with a goddess who slides into my dreams like a horny Discord notification, and somehow that felt like the most honest version of this world.

This one feels like somebody took a messy fantasy tabletop campaign, spilled porn all over the character sheets, and then just said, “yeah, that’s the game now.” You start by poking through a surprisingly flexible character creator, pick male or female, fiddle with little stats you only half understand, and suddenly you’re a half naked adventurer waking up in a world where every bush, inn, dungeon and swamp has at least a 50% chance to want to fuck you. It’s all text, but the writing actually sells it when you run into, say, a smug lizardman guard who starts out just frisking you for weapons and somehow ends up with his claws digging into your hips while he breeds you full of hot cum. Or you laugh at the idea of a “horny mushroom grove” and ten minutes later you’re bent over, dripping, getting filled in both holes by thick, slimy tentacles while your character is trying and failing to sound offended. The tone jumps around a lot. One moment it’s standard fantasy “go talk to the blacksmith,” next moment he is jerking you off behind his shop with those rough, calloused hands and threatening to spank you if you keep teasing him with your mouth and then pulling away before he finishes. It has that slightly awkward, horny teenager energy, but in a good way, like someone actually having fun instead of trying to write a sex novel.

Where it really got me was the combat and how it bleeds into the porn. It’s simple turn based stuff, you pick between regular attacks or different “tease” options, and at first you’re like, okay, hit the wolfgirl with a sword or wiggle my hips at her, sure. Then suddenly you’re in a fight where you keep flirting just to see what happens, her lust bar pops, and the whole thing flips into a scene where she pins you to a rock and you’re riding her cock while she bites your neck and snarls into your ear. Same thing when you lose. A random group of bandit monsters knocks you down, your HP hits zero, and instead of just “game over,” you’re on your knees with one of them in your mouth, others lining up behind you, balls slapping your ass as they take turns filling you with messy creampies. I had one run where my male hero got so used as a camp slut after losing a fight that every time I went back near that road, the text remembered it and the same guys grabbed him again, treating him like their personal cumdump. It’s fucked up and hot and a little funny because the narration will casually mention how the locals are starting to whisper about you, and NPCs change how they talk depending on how much of a whore you’ve been in that area. That’s probably my favorite bit, actually. I was doing “serious” quests with a pretty straight face, helping a town with some monster problem, then later that night I sneak behind the tavern, jerk off with a big furry bull guy who makes me swallow his load, and the next morning the barmaid suddenly has new lines about the smell on my breath. Tiny stuff like that makes the world feel weirdly alive even though it’s just text.

Not everything is comfortable though, and I kind of like that it doesn’t pretend to be. The game absolutely loves throwing all kinds of bodies at you. Furries, lizardmen, werewolves, tentacled things that don’t even try to be human looking. Sometimes you’re giving a slow, messy blowjob to a soft, shy foxboy, playing with his balls until he squirms and paints your tongue with cum. Other times it’s full on rough male domination, your character getting pinned down, spanked until their ass stings, then used for deep anal while they moan like a slut and can’t stop clenching around the cock inside. There are scenes where you get to be the one in control too, shoving someone’s face into your crotch, forcing them to lick you clean after you finish, or grabbing a monster girl by the horns while you pound her pussy until she squirts. Or going down on a smug witch in her tower as “payment” for a quest, your lips and chin wet while she sits on your face and rides your tongue, then lazily jerks you off with one hand until you shoot all over her thighs. The gay content hits hard, by the way. One quest dumped me into a group scene in a cave where a bunch of male creatures took turns on every hole I had, one holding my head, another slapping his cock against my cheek, more lining up behind. It was filthy and long and I honestly forgot what the original quest even was. What annoys me is that the inventory UI sometimes feels like it was made during a hangover, the log scrolls a bit weird on mobile Chrome, and there is this one line about a character’s eye color that changes between scenes and now I can’t unsee it. But then I’m back in another encounter, teasing some proud knight, and end up with his dick in my hand, stroking him slow while he groans and calls me names, then shoving him into my ass while the text goes into way too much detail about how it stretches. By the time I’m crafting potions just so I can stay awake longer for more nighttime encounters in the forest, I kind of stop caring if a sentence is clunky here and there. The world remembers that my hero is a cum-stuffed disgrace or a smug top, the monsters react, the towns gossip, and I keep finding new ways to get fucked, or to fuck everything that moves. It feels dirty in that “I’ll just open it in a private tab on my phone” way, which is exactly what I wanted.

This RWBY parody game puts you in the shoes of a "counselor" at Beacon Academy, and let me tell you - the therapy sessions get pretty hands-on. You're supposedly there to help these huntresses with their emotional problems, but we all know where this is heading. The corruption mechanics are actually decent for what they are, though the dialogue can be cringe sometimes. Like Yang will be all tough one moment then suddenly acting like she's never seen a dick before.

The point-and-click interface works fine I guess, nothing revolutionary but it gets the job done. You click around, find the right spots, watch some scenes unfold. Ruby's storyline is probably the most developed - starts innocent enough but holy shit does it escalate quickly. Blake's got this whole submissive thing going on that feels pretty authentic to her character, and Weiss... well, she's still a prissy bitch but now she's YOUR prissy bitch if you play your cards right. The Malachite twins show up too which was unexpected but welcome.

What really sells this game though is how it doesn't take itself too seriously. The humor actually lands most of the time, even when you're balls deep in corrupting these girls. There's this one scene with Glynda where she's trying to maintain her professional demeanor while you're... let's just say providing very unconventional therapy techniques. The sexual harassment tag isn't kidding around - you're basically abusing your position of authority left and right, but in a fantasy context that somehow works. Pyrrha's content feels a bit rushed compared to the main girls, and don't get me started on how buggy some of the later scenes can be. But when it works, it really fucking works. The 3D models aren't groundbreaking but they capture the characters well enough that you'll recognize who you're corrupting.