You’re the guy on the door of the last more-or-less holy place on earth, and it’s already not holy at all. Secret Refuge sounds like some serious religious bunker, but it feels more like a horny monastery run by people who forgot the original rules and just kept the guilt. Every day the gate buzzes, some fucked-up Outsider stands there telling you their sad story, and you decide: in, out, or “come back when I feel like abusing power.” The fun part is that this isn’t just moral choice button pressing. Your decisions drip into everything. Who you let in changes who walks the halls, who bends the knee, who ends up on their knees in your room while choir music leaks through the walls like a weird joke from the devs.

Inside the shelter, three big factions keep poking at you. There’s the fake-saint crowd trying to keep things “pure” while their nuns and virginal priestesses clearly have tits like heavy pillows and asses that don’t match their sermons. There’s a more practical, dirty group that doesn’t mind corruption at all, as long as you’re useful at the gate and in their beds. And then there’s the “intellectual” religious tech weirdos who built half the AI systems here and pretend they’re above lust, right until your hand is slowly groping under their robes in some candlelit corner and they’re mumbling prayers between moans. I like that the corruption is not just a meter. You see it in how their clothes shrink, how the teasing starts, how sleep sex suddenly becomes an option after a “blessing” ceremony where she drinks a bit too much, lies down in the common dorm, and you stand there staring, half-ashamed and hard as fuck. The game is very casual about male domination, like it’s just another resource to manage: food, faith, obedience, orgasms.

For an adult game, the sound caught me off guard. It’s not huge orchestral stuff, more like dirty little loops that sneak into your brain. Gentle ambient hum in the gate scene, then this soft, almost holy synth chord when you approve someone, but when you start harassing that busty acolyte in a storage room, the track adds this low, slow bass that feels like a heartbeat crawling into your spine. It’s weirdly sexy. Not “high budget sexy” either, there are these tiny glitches in volume, a loop that clicks on itself, and I actually like it. Reminds me of listening to lo-fi porn audio on VLC while another tab is open on a porn site you forgot to pause. The AI-generated CG fits that same vibe: sometimes the girls’ faces look a bit too perfect, or a hand is slightly off, but your brain patches it because the tits and asses are front and center and the animation in the right moments is smooth enough to make you forget you wanted to nitpick. There’s this scene where you catch a religious girl sneaking sweets from a forbidden stockpile, and instead of reporting her, you “punish” her by making her strip piece by piece, with you controlling the pace like a twisted rhythm game. The music stays calm, almost peaceful, while you grope her, make her stroke you, then push her down for slow vaginal sex on the cold floor; the mismatch between soft soundtrack and filthy movements hits way harder than some loud porn beat. The puzzle and management stuff are there, but half of the time you click your way through dialogue only to get back to that one girl you corrupted from shy believer to sleep toy, waiting in your bunk, snoring lightly, panties already sliding off because you trained her that way. Honestly, I wish the phone UI for the mobile browser version had slightly bigger buttons during one-handed moments, but that’s not going to change and maybe it shouldn’t. Makes every misclick feel like part of the mess you’re making, inside this supposed shelter and inside your own head.

The first thing I thought after a few minutes was - why does it feel like a fever dream made by someone who got lost between a lab manual and a wet dream? The tone is weirdly confident, like the game knows it’s absurd and just leans into it. One moment you’re staring at a microscope screen, the next a pair of soft giggles echo in your ear and you forget there’s supposed to be *science* involved. The twins - god, they’re both trouble in different flavors. The older one pretends she’s got morals, the younger one pretends nothing at all matters. They circle you like cats, teasing until you can’t tell who’s leading anymore. It’s the kind of harem setup that should feel predictable, but doesn’t, because everyone acts like they’ve read too many philosophy posts on Twitter and now weaponize flirting as research.

There’s this one scene - animated in that slow, almost-too-smooth way - where she’s trying to keep a serious conversation while her hand is very much *not* serious, and you can feel the POV shake like the dev forgot to stabilize it. It’s oddly intimate, messy even, which I liked more than I expected. The humor sneaks in during those in-between breaths; the hero mutters something about “empirical data” right before a creampie moment, and it’s so dumb it becomes sexy again. Sometimes the pacing flatlines, like the game just needed a cigarette break. Other times it spikes into this blurry intensity that makes you forget your phone is heating up in your hand. I still don’t get the romance angle though - it’s half sincere, half ironic, like everyone’s pretending not to be lonely while naked.

I keep thinking how the visuals give everyone that soft plastic shine, but I don’t even care after a while. The dialogue is clumsy and weirdly poetic, like it was translated by someone half-drunk on dopamine. There’s a virgin subplot I wanted to hate, but then it turns awkward and human and suddenly I did care. I started imagining sketching the twins, one smirking, one looking away, both glowing under fake lab light. Maybe that’s the spell - it’s trashy and stupid and kind of brilliant.

Martina and Lukas roll up to this weirdly cozy, kinda off hotel that looks like the sort of place where the minibar is haunted and the WiFi is judging your search history. They’re there to film a “totally professional” weekend review for their channel, but the vibe goes horny and strange almost from the check‑in. The staff smiles a little too long, doors don’t always lead where they should, and the whole Feeneera place feels like it wants to watch them as much as they want to film it. The game lets you bounce between both of them, so sometimes you’re in Martina’s head checking if her outfit is more “sponsor friendly” or “oops, my tits are almost out,” and then you swap to Lukas trying not to be the guy who stares at his own girlfriend’s ass on camera while also… absolutely doing that. There’s this early moment where they test lighting in the hallway, and suddenly a gust of cold air flicks Martina’s dress up way higher than it should go. You can choose if she laughs it off, pulls it down fast, or just kind of leans into it for the camera. Tiny scene, but it sets the whole tone. Hotel wants a show.

Sex-wise it doesn’t rush, which is funny because once it starts, it doesn’t really pretend to be shy. You get the usual couple stuff: Martina on her knees in front of Lukas, lipstick probably ruined, trying to keep quiet because there might be someone outside the room. The camera from earlier is just sitting there on the tripod, red light off, or… maybe on if you feel like being a chaotic little shit. The game is pretty clear you can go soft and loving or straight up filthy. One branch has her pushing him back on the bed, climbing on top, sliding him inside her slow while she keeps glancing at the open curtains, like any second someone could see them. Another path, she’s the one pinned, legs spread, staring at the weird pattern on the ceiling while he fucks her deep and she’s half moaning, half asking if he remembered to lock the door. The hotel occasionally “helps” with lights flickering, shadows in the corner of your eye, or a door that opens on its own at a very bad moment when her mouth is full of his cock. I like how it plays with exhibitionism without just going full porn logic immediately; it feels like those messy real situations where you start something and only afterward think “shit, if anyone walks in right now…”

The paranormal stuff is less jump scare and more “is the building horny too or am I just projecting.” Sometimes you’re walking Martina alone through the corridors, phone in her hand like she’s recording B‑roll, and she catches something in a mirror that is absolutely not just her reflection. Then next scene, she’s in the room with Lukas, trying to act normal, but the options let you nudge her into using that tension as an excuse to get closer to him, to distract herself with his mouth on her body, his fingers between her legs. There’s a late path where things get weirder and the hotel almost feels jealous, like it wants to keep them there forever, feeding it with more and more intimate shit. Multiple endings spin out of how honest they are with each other, how reckless they get with showing skin in public areas, and how deep you lean into the creepy side instead of just “haha, haunted hotel, anyway suck my dick.” The funniest thing is the damn room keys sound effect, which for some reason is louder than the moaning and it annoyed me every single time, and then I forgot to adjust it because I was too busy deciding whether to have Martina swallow on camera or just wipe her lips with this smug little smile. The game never pretends to be classy, but it also sneaks in these sweet little couple moments in between the blowjob angles, like when she rests her head on his chest after fucking and the lights flicker softly instead of going full poltergeist. Then the next scene you’re back to choosing if she walks down the hallway without panties, just to see if someone or something notices.

Naruto porn games usually feel like some horny dude slapped boobs on a PowerPoint and called it a day. This one actually tries to be an “adventure” and not just a fap machine, which is cute, because five minutes later you’re making Hinata moan against a tree while pretending you care about plot. You start as Naruto, obviously, and the game just throws you into this village map where every girl suddenly forgot what personal space is. One second you’re “on a mission,” next second you’re sneaking peeks at Sakura undressing behind a paper wall, squinting at your phone like, yeah, this is exactly what Kishimoto had in mind back then, totally canon.

It leans really hard into groping and voyeurism in a way that feels almost too on point. Walk into a training ground, boom, Tenten stretching with her tits basically announcing themselves, and the game is just like, “press here to ‘help’ her adjust her stance.” That “help” is your hand on her ass, by the way. No subtlety. The funny part is how the dialogue pretends this is all very serious ninja business. Tsunade is there, huge breasts barely trying to stay inside that coat, lecturing you about discipline while your only “choice” is where you want to grab first: her tits or her thighs. You can go from pervy peeks to full-on vaginal sex scenes in like two clicks, no slow burn, no romance, just chakra-enhanced thirst. I was playing on mobile in incognito on Chrome, and at some point I legit forgot this was supposed to be a parody and not some lost doujin that crawled out of NHentai and got buttons slapped on it.

Specific moments stick in your brain. Like, there’s a scene with Hanabi where you’re “training her Byakugan” and the drill is literally you watching her masturbate while pretending it’s some focus exercise. Or that bit with Karin in a dark corridor where she’s pressed against the wall, cheeks out, and you’re “checking her wounds” from behind. Yeah, sure, wounds. Suigetsu randomly pops up just to be a thirsty idiot and then disappears again, like the dev remembered he exists and then lost interest. The voyeur scenes with Ayame are weirdly hot for no reason at all; she’s just bending over a counter, and the camera angle is so obviously perverted you almost laugh. Then there’s Lady Tsunade again, because of course the game knows exactly why everyone clicked on it: big tits, big ass, big “medical exam” that turns into you fucking her office desk raw while she pretends it’s therapy. Sound is basic as hell, but the low effort kind of works. Those cheap moans through your phone speaker in the bathroom feel dirty in the right way, like watching porn with awful audio on some sketchy site. The funniest part? The game keeps throwing “fantasy” excuses at you, like, “oh no, Orochimaru cast a spell, guess you have to touch her there,” and by that time you’re already one-handed on your screen and not reading anything. It’s messy, horny, dumb as shit, and somehow that fits this universe a little too well.