El Presidente in an all girls reform camp sounds like the start of a shitpost on r/greentext, but here it actually turns into a horny fantasy adventure that kind of spirals out of control in a fun way. You begin as this smug guy who clearly thinks he’s way smarter than the system, gets dumped in a camp full of “troubled” girls, and then slowly realizes the weirdest thing there is not the girls acting out, but the stuff that lives behind the trees and the strange symbols carved into random places. At first it plays like a goofy summer camp sandbox: you sneak around, peek through windows, “accidentally” bump into a counselor in the showers, do the usual route-minmax routine while tracking affection values in your head like some degenerate Excel sheet. Then, just when you think it’s all about tits and asses and groping scenes, the monster girl angle kicks in and the story suddenly has this nerdy fantasy layer with arcane writing and old secrets hidden under all the horny teasing.

Erotically, it leans hard into slow build and playful humiliation in a good way. You get a lot of scenes where you are half in control, half just swept into the girls’ chaos. A big part of the fun is that many of them know exactly what you’re trying to do. You sneak up to a cabin window at night thinking “ok, free voyeur content” and then one girl just pulls the curtains aside and stares right back at you, topless, smirking, like she was waiting for you the whole time. Or you try some awkward groping move during a “mandatory trust exercise” and the game lets you fumble with her huge ass, then writes it like she lets you go a bit too far but still calls you out in front of everyone the next day. It mixes that humiliation with reward, so you’re blushing and horny at same time, which is basically the core fetish loop here. The big tits and big asses are not just there as decoration, they are written into the scenes, like when a girl uses her chest to pin you against a tree while “interrogating” you about a monster sighting, or a monster girl wraps you in tentacles in a way that somehow focuses very carefully on your crotch and her curves instead of just being slime porn.

What caught me off guard is how much there is to poke at. The sandbox setup actually lets you do the classic “ok, what if I only talk to this one character for a week” experiment. I used a literal Google Sheet to track which camp events trigger in the evening depending on where I spent the afternoon, and there are branching bits that only show if you stack certain flags in a weird order, like spying on a specific cabin multiple times before helping with a search patrol. One night event had me sneaking through the forest after a rumor about a glowing figure. I expected cheap jumpscare and a quick H-scene. Instead, I ended up translating part of a strange language scribbled on a rock while a half-naked monster girl watched from a tree, tail swaying, waiting for me to fuck up the chant. The game lets you fail that on purpose, and if you do, the punishment is lewd as hell, very teasing, lots of touching, almost no actual “finish”, and somehow that blueballs feeling fits the character’s arc perfectly. There are animated loops sprinkled in that give life to the groping, hips grinding, tits bouncing, not Hollywood-level animation but dirty enough that you stop noticing flaws after a minute. Comedy hits hard too: one scene had me cornered in the mess hall, forced to explain why my “map of the camp” looked suspiciously like a chart of shower schedules, and I actually laughed while also thinking “ok, this is a little too close to how I play these games.” The only thing that annoyed me a bit is that some routes feel hidden in a weird way, like you need to click a random background prop on Wednesday afternoon or you miss a whole teasing sequence, but I guess that also keeps the place feeling like an actual camp with secrets, not just a straight porn corridor. I came for the dumb premise, stayed because suddenly I was calculating optimal paths to see if I could unlock the monster girl route without losing access to that one scene where the counselor rides your lap during a “meditation session” and pretends it’s completely professional.

This one feels like some horny yaoi doujin artist got drunk, played a couple old-school RPGs on an emulator, and said “ok, but what if everything had dicks and bad decisions.” You start off in this starving farm village where two boys basically cling to each other to stay sane and horny at the same time. Rascal is your main dumbass, all emotions and abs, totally obsessed with his childhood friend, convinced “love will fix everything” while monsters are literally shoving tentacles into people two screens away. The village gets fucked over by the kingdom, everyone dragged off to this place called Satan’s Prison, and you go from cuddly poor romance to “gay disaster shonen hero” in like five clicks. It shouldn’t work, but it kinda does, because the game never slows down to ask if you’re ok with it. It just throws you from one weird situation to another, like “oh no, my whole village is enslaved, also this femboy with cat ears wants to milk me now.”

The RPG part is there, obviously, but it’s less about strategy and more about “how many bad horny choices can I stack before the next scene.” You wander around, smack some monsters, then suddenly you’re getting pinned by a monster girl with too many legs who calls you “bride” while the censor bars do their little pathetic job of “hiding” stuff. They don’t hide much, by the way. The censored bits feel like those cheap mosaic edits in old Japanese hentai, where your brain happily fills the gaps and makes it filthier. Combat is kind of basic, but the game keeps dropping little kinks in the middle of it, like a skill that clearly only exists so some tentacles have an excuse to grab you, or a “training” scene with the elder that pretends to be about power but is just an excuse to make Rascal whimper and kneel. And that elder? Absolute menace. He talks like a wise old sage, but every time he “helps” you get stronger, your clothes come off and someone ends up leaking something. There’s one moment where you’re supposed to be grieving, super dramatic, and the game just throws a futa demon in your face like “cheer up, kid, suck this.” It should break the mood, but the mood was already broken the second a femboy trap in frilly shorts called you “onii-chan” in a prison corridor.

What surprised me is how the romance between the two boys somehow stays sweet even when everything else goes off the rails. You’re getting railed by tentacles, seduced by monster girls with dripping tongues, teased by smug femboys with censored bulges you can clearly see the shape of, and still the game keeps reminding you that Rascal just wants to save his guy from Satan’s Prison and kiss him in peace. It’s almost annoying how earnest it gets, like “bro, I’m literally covered in slime right now, don’t talk about eternal love,” but that contrast makes the filthy parts hit harder. One minute you’re in town buying potions on autopilot, next minute there’s a scene in a barn with a shy trap character who pretends to be innocent until you check under the skirt and then suddenly you’re the one getting pushed against the wall. The pacing is a mess, the morality is non-existent, some scenes feel way too long and there’s one sound effect in a tentacle scene that honestly made me want to mute my speakers forever, but when the game goes full absurd horny anime, it kind of owns it. Best way to play it? Turn your brain volume to low, let every wrong dialogue choice happen, lose on purpose a few times to see what the monsters do to you, and don’t rush to save anyone. Satan’s Prison isn’t going anywhere, and those tentacles are way too motivated.

You’re playing this older, tired professor who honestly just wants a quiet life, some coffee, maybe grading in peace, and instead ends up in a weird mix of horny sitcom and horny fantasy drama. It starts very normal: you’re at the university, classes, students, you know the drill. Then your best friend’s daughter arrives, moves into your place, and that’s when everything goes sideways in the fun way. She’s not just some cardboard cutout student either; she actually reacts when you act like a creep, or when you try to be a gentleman, or when you are clearly looking at her tits for too long in the kitchen. A lot of scenes are basically you pretending to focus on “her education” while your eyes are obviously stuck on her big ass in those ridiculous shorts. The game knows exactly what it’s doing with that camera. And then, right when you think it’s only going to be about her, it starts throwing monster girls and strange magic bullshit into your normal professor routine, like it’s nothing. One day you’re a guy explaining homework, next day you’re dealing with a horny creature girl who wants your dick because of some “family legacy” curse or prophecy or whatever that even the game kind of shrugs at and goes “yeah, sure, fuck it, let’s go.”

Sex-wise, it’s not shy at all. There’s regular vaginal sex when you play it safe, a lot of oral where girls take their time licking you like they’re testing a popsicle flavor, handjobs that feel like a slow tease before the “real” thing, but the game treats those as full scenes, not throwaway. Anal and pegging are there and not just as a one-time joke. You get this moment where a girl, with a very cocky smirk, pulls out a strap and basically tells the big brave male professor to kneel, and it actually fits the story because you’ve been acting all dominant before, so the role flip hits harder. If you like being in charge, there are scenes where you pin a futa/trans character down and they’re blushing hard, trying to act tough while you control the pace, but you can also let them take you, and suddenly you’re the one gripping the sheets while they pound you and whisper shit in your ear. The game is totally fine mixing male domination and female domination in the same route, so your “romance” doesn’t get stuck in one dynamic. There are furry and monster girl encounters where you’re half freaked and half turned on, especially when a big titted cat-like girl is on top of you, tail flicking, and the animation focuses on her hips grinding your cock slowly like she’s enjoying your confusion. Group sex shows up when the plot decides subtlety is overrated, and you have this one scene where you’re basically the center of a messy pile, some mouths on your cock, someone riding your face, someone else watching from the doorway, touching themselves, full voyeur vibe. The 3D animated stuff makes every thrust and bounce pretty explicit, especially with big tits wobbling and asses clapping while your character is clearly not thinking about lectures anymore. There’s even this “vanilla” mode if you want to pretend you’re normal, but honestly it feels like putting a condom on your soul.

Game feels like someone put Mass Effect on a tiny phone screen, stripped out all the self-serious drama, and said “okay, now everyone just wants to fuck the aliens”. And honestly, it kind of works. You’re the captain on a small ship, nothing fancy, and your entire “save the human race” thing keeps getting derailed because the crew has huge tits, weird skin colors, tentacle hair, and zero sense of personal space. One moment you’re checking the galaxy map, next moment Liara lookalike has you pinned to the chair, blowing you while you try to pretend you’re still talking tactics. The vibe is chill though. There’s this lo-fi-ish background loop on some screens, almost like those YouTube “beats to smash blue alien girl to” playlists. I had it running on my phone during commute and almost forgot I was playing porn game until the first animated titfuck popped up and I had to angle the screen like a criminal.

The parody stuff is obvious if you ever touched Mass Effect. There’s the quarian-style girl in her suit, there’s the blue asari-type with psychic bullshit, plus some proper monster girl nonsense. They lean hard into big tits, like gravity is illegal. One scene with the quarian clone hit me more than it should: you’re checking her suit systems, supposedly fixing a problem, and the dialogue just slowly turns horny until your hand “accidentally” slides over her chest. The game doesn’t even pretend it’s a misunderstanding. She shivers, you push it, and next thing you’re groping her through the suit while she tries to keep her voice steady on comms. After that, when she finally opens her helmet for oral, they actually did a nice detail with her being shy and still going full throat anyway. I liked that she spits on your cock once, looks annoyed at herself for losing control, then just gives up and jams it back in. There’s also group sex scenes later where the blue girl and the quarian basically fight over who gets the creampie, and at one point they just settle on multiple penetration with tentacle toys because the captain can’t be in three holes at the same time. Basic math.

What surprised me: the sandbox bits aren’t just fake. There are simple battles and missions, yeah, but you really are jogging around the ship, poking at rooms, talking to girls in different moods. One time I failed a tiny combat encounter, and the punishment was basically a delayed H-scene where the alien monster pins the captain, uses him like a toy, and the crew finds him later half naked and exhausted. It felt more funny than dark, kind of like “okay, you sucked at combat, now you suck dick”. The cheat menu is there, just hiding like a dirty secret, and I 100% abused it to unlock a group scene where two aliens share your cock, one riding you raw while the other sits on your face, and when you finally cum, it splashes over blue skin and they argue about who deserved the load. I like the animated loops, even if sometimes the timing is a bit weird and the thrust speed doesn’t match the sound. That bothered me way more than it should and I kept staring at it instead of the actual pussy. Still, between the casual little RPG elements, space map, groping options, and all the alien sex, it somehow feels like a horny fan’s fever dream that escaped from someone’s phone and became a real game. It’s messy, but in a nice “yeah, I made this in my room while listening to chill beats” kind of way.