Some games try to pretend they are normal stories that just happen to have sex in them. This one doesn’t even bother, it just locks you in a house where every “guest” at the door is a walking problem with big tits, a fat ass, and probably some kind of monster bullshit going on behind her smile. You’re basically the dumb human who ended up with weird powers and now has to “inspect” each girl to see if she’s paranormal or safe. Of course the inspection is not like showing IDs. It starts all polite, some teasing, flirty questions, then suddenly her mouth is on your cock and you’re trying to remember if you’re supposed to be checking her aura or just not nut too fast. The horny part and the detective part kind of step on each other in a fun way. Sometimes you actually want to get to the truth of what the girl is, sometimes you just want to let the monster girl with the thick thighs hypnotize the shit out of you and ride you until your brain restarts.

The vibe is lazy in a good way, like a sandbox where you just open the door, pick who to mess with, see how far you can push things before it goes sideways. One time I tried to act all confident, used my powers to push into a girl’s mind, and she just snapped back, pinned me to the wall with one hand, and made me eat her out until my jaw hurt. Then she kissed me like she owned me and I kinda liked it but also felt like I lost at a game I didn’t know the rules of. The female domination here isn’t just “she rides you on top”. Some of them treat you like a toy, some like a pet, some like a partner they might actually trust if you don’t fuck it up. When you finally convince one of them she can stay inside your house, it hits different, because now she’s in your space, wandering around in her underwear, using her superpowers to do dumb stuff like float your phone out of reach while you’re trying to check Discord. And of course if you piss her off, suddenly blowjob inspection turns into “I’m going to sit on your face and read your thoughts until you beg properly”. It sort of trains you to pay attention, not just spam through dialog. Which is funny, because sometimes the writing repeats a bit and I still clicked anyway, then complained in my own head about it and kept playing.

Porn-wise it ramps up quick. One minute she’s just leaning forward, pressing those big tits together while she pretends to answer your questions, next minute she’s on her knees, drool sliding down your shaft, eyes a bit glowing, whispering shit into your mind while her tongue works your tip. Some girls are playful, they teasingly stroke you with just fingertips, kiss the head, pull back, ask “are you sure you’re human?” like that’s the important part while your cock is throbbing out of control. Others just go full hunger mode, deepthroat, spit, messy sounds, then climb on and sink down on you like they’ve been waiting centuries. There’s this one inspection where you’re supposed to check if her body is completely human, so she makes you “test every inch”. Hands on her ass, fingers between her legs, sliding inside while she grinds back against your palm and talks right into your thoughts about how easy you are to control. You’re half investigating, half just getting milked. And when more girls start sticking around, it stops being just one-on-one. You walk into a room and two of them are already arguing over who gets your cock first, one offering a slow, sloppy blowjob while the other promises to use her powers to squeeze you tighter from the inside. It doesn’t even feel fair, but that’s kind of the point. You’re the guy with powers, yet every time you end up flat on your back, buried in pussy, covered in lipstick and bite marks, wondering if you accidentally invited the wrong monster into your home. Not that you’ll kick her out.

Man, this is one weird fucking tech demo that somehow manages to be both frustrating and oddly compelling at the same time. You're basically this dude wandering around what feels like a broken RPG where everyone's stuck in NPC mode - they just stand there doing their programmed routines until you click the right spots or say the magic words. But here's where it gets interesting: you can bypass all that bullshit and just... do stuff to them anyway. The elf chick by the fountain? She'll keep talking about fetch quests while you're literally groping her tits. It's like the game world doesn't give a shit about consent mechanics, which is both the whole point and kinda unsettling if you think about it too hard.

The art's decent enough - nothing groundbreaking but the monster girls look fuckable and the animations don't make your eyes bleed. There's this one scene with a demon girl where she's going through her dialogue tree about needing rare herbs while you're balls deep in her ass, and she just keeps talking like nothing's happening. It's absurd but somehow works? The oral scenes are probably the best animated ones, especially when you get the exhibitionism stuff going in the town square. Everyone just walks by like it's Tuesday. Actually, wait - I think I complained about the dialogue being repetitive but honestly some of the NPC responses when you interrupt their scripts are pretty funny.

Look, it's clearly unfinished and rough around the edges. The point-and-click interface feels clunky sometimes, and there's this annoying bug where characters get stuck mid-animation. But there's something genuinely unique about the whole "reality doesn't apply to the player" concept that kept me clicking around longer than I expected. It's like playing god in the horniest possible way, which... yeah, that's probably the appeal right there.

Frank's prison break goes about as well as you'd expect - which is to say, absolutely terrible. One shipwreck later and this guy's washing up in Bikini Bottom looking like he got chewed up by Davy Jones himself. But here's where things get weird (and I mean WEIRD): instead of doing the sensible thing like finding help or maybe not impersonating cartoon characters, Frank decides the best survival strategy is pretending to be SpongeBob. Yeah, that SpongeBob. The yellow square dude who flips patties and annoys his neighbors.

What starts as a desperate con job turns into something way more fucked up than you bargained for. Frank's not just wearing the square pants - he's living the whole twisted fantasy, and apparently everyone in Bikini Bottom is way more... accommodating than the original show ever suggested. Sandy's got that Texas-sized appetite for more than just science experiments, if you catch my drift. The animation work is surprisingly smooth for what's basically underwater cartoon porn, though sometimes the character expressions look like they're having existential crises mid-scene. Can't blame them honestly. The sandbox elements let you wander around causing chaos at your own pace, which is perfect because rushing through this fever dream would be doing it a disservice. You'll find yourself clicking through dialogue just to see how much more absurd Frank's situation can get, and trust me, it gets pretty damn absurd.

The whole thing feels like someone took childhood nostalgia, threw it in a blender with adult fantasies, and hit the "completely unhinged" setting. Frank's supposed to be this hardened criminal but half the time he's bumbling around like he's never seen a talking starfish before. The male domination stuff works better than it should given the source material, probably because everyone's so committed to the bit. It's crude, it's ridiculous, and somehow that makes the sexy parts hit different. Just don't expect any deep character development - Frank's basically a horny plot device with commitment issues.

Rogue’s eyes flicker like she’s got a storm trapped behind them - no pun on Ororo intended, though she does make a cameo that feels like it came straight out of an adult fever dream. The game throws you in as this anomaly mutant who can brush against anyone without going poof, and suddenly what used to be dangerous turns into something primal, desperate, almost poetic if poetry was sticky and breathless. Rogue tests you early, there’s this scene - locker room, dripping tiles, wet echo - and she doesn’t know if she wants to kiss you or crush you. The writing snaps between tender and filthy so fast it makes your brain lag behind your pulse.

The wild part is how easily it flips from soft-eyed confessions with Jean Grey to pure shameless corruption paths with Emma Frost whispering filth you don’t even think Marvel’s lawyers could process. There’s something dirty-luxurious about that mansion setting; so many doors, each one unlocking another line you’ll probably regret reading at work. Some of the animations (I swear they move like low-res ghosts) have that “almost too human” vibe - you catch a tiny twitch of Rogue’s fingers clutching skin, and it’s hotter than the whole naked scene that follows. But then Storm steps in later and everything turns theatrical, lightning illuminating this ridiculously intimate chaos. You forget half the choices you made, yet every dialogue click still feels personal, like someone watching over your shoulder quietly taking notes.

And sure, maybe Jubilee’s route doesn’t sync right, and Wanda sometimes clips through clothing (yeah, that bug - literally distracting), but when those powers mix - light sparks tracing across bodies, voices overlapping, love and dominance tangling - it hits this weird emotional chord. Like half romance novel, half scandalous lab experiment. I hated that one sound loop kept restarting mid-scene, yet I replayed the moment anyway. It's messy, horny sci-fi and doesn’t pretend otherwise. Maybe that’s why it works. Maybe.

First time I opened it, I thought the colors looked a bit too clean, like candy wrappers in a porn set. But then she turned her head - Alya - and her eyes had this lazy way of tracking you, half bored, half aware you’re staring at her chest. It’s supposed to be parody, right? But it feels like the people who made it both love and mock what they’re copying. The male lead moves like he’s unsure if he deserves to be there, which somehow makes the whole thing dirtier. There’s something wildly unbalanced about how quick it switches from sweet talk to her mouth sliding down him. No fade-outs, no convenient camera cut. It just lingers. Too long maybe. Or not long enough.

The dating sim mechanics are barely pretending to matter. Tap, choose, get flustered text messages, and suddenly you’re deep in a warm rhythm that feels too personal for something you’re doing on your phone. I caught myself thinking about her hair texture mid-scene - like, how soft would it actually be after? That’s the kind of stupid detail that shouldn’t matter, but it’s there. She teases constantly, calling him “senpai” in a voice that sounds more drunk than shy. The transitions between affection and filth are messy, which I kind of adore. You can tell the animators didn’t care about polishing it smooth; they wanted it to *feel* like it could go wrong at any moment. When she presses against him, breasts heavy and animated with this exaggerated bounce, I almost laugh. Then I don’t.

There’s a scene (pretty sure it’s optional) where she insists on finishing him while keeping eye contact, and it’s uncomfortable and hot in a way only parody can be. The game pretends to be romantic, but the romance cracks open fast once things start moving under the sheets. Maybe that’s the point - pretend sweetness wrapped around shameless fucking. You could call it satire. But I’d rather call it honest.

Finn is having the most fanfic-ass day of his life here. The game basically feels like somebody took Adventure Time, binge watched all the Fionna & Cake stuff on HBO Max, got horny, opened Photoshop and Ren’Py and said “yeah ok this is fine” and then somehow it actually kinda works. Plot is simple on paper: Finn ends up in a dimension where everyone is girls, but it plays out more like one of those old AO3 genderbend fics where canon took a vacation. You roam around in a small sandbox map, poke at locations, grind some basic tasks, push dialog trees and slowly unlock scenes. What sold me is how much it leans into Fionna as not just “female Finn swap” but as her own hot mess. She’s drawn with this chunky big tits / big ass combo that would absolutely never pass on Cartoon Network, but she still talks like a discount shonen hero who watched too many anime dubs. One moment she’s teasing Finn, bending forward just a bit too far while pretending it’s all innocent, next moment she’s being a total gremlin about treasure. It feels like reading a horny doujin where the artist actually watched the show instead of just using a wiki.

There’s this early scene where Finn wakes up in the new world and meets Fionna in what’s basically a cheap parody of the treehouse. The background looks like someone used Clip Studio and called it a day, but the characters pop anyway. When she leans in close to “inspect the damage” on him, the camera crops in on her tits in the most shameless way, and he’s trying to keep his hero face while clearly hard. It’s not subtle. At all. But that’s the fun. Dialog tries to mash canon Finn’s awkward boy-scout vibe with hentai-protag energy, and sometimes it clashes, like he sounds too self aware for his own dick. Still, the teasing is actually hot because the game drags it out. You don’t get instant full sex on first visit, you flirt around, run some dumb little fetch errands, get a bit more cleavage, thigh, butt jiggle in each new CG. The humor helps too. There’s a bit where he compares this all-girl world to one of Ice King’s old fanfics and Fionna just deadpans like “who’s Ice King” and it lands harder if you remember the original fake-fanfic framing from the show. Or misremember, whatever. Also, I’m still annoyed the map icon for one area is just slightly off center. Every time I click it on my tablet in Chrome it bugs me and I keep meaning to complain and then I just end up chasing another scene instead.

Visually it’s not “pro studio hentai game” level, but that’s fine. The art has that slightly uneven linework you see in Patreon artist packs: some CGs are polished and clean, others feel like sketches that got colored at the last second, but the bodies are drawn with real obsession. The way they handle big asses in tight shorts, especially on Fionna when she’s half turned toward you, is straight up thirst-driven. The animations (not going into detail, you’ll see) are more like frame swaps than fluid motion, yet they focus exactly where your eyes go anyway. And yeah, it’s a parody so personalities are dialed up in stupid ways. Fionna flips between tsundere, pervy bro, and clumsy heroine, sometimes all in one dialog branch. There’s a sandbox structure, you wander, talk, unlock, repeat. Oddly relaxing, even when you’re just clicking through text and trying not to miss a teasing line about her ass. Some scenes hit like those old Flash games on Newgrounds, others feel like someone’s horny Discord server project that escaped. On phone, I played it in Firefox and the text occasionally wrapped weird around longer profanity, which somehow made the dirty talk feel more raw. It’s rough in spots, sexy in a very “fanfic that went too far” way, and honestly, it feels like the kind of AU where Finn walks into the wrong dimension and the author never intends to send him back.

This thing is basically Sarada’s brain going completely horny-mode over Hinata, and the whole “story” is just an excuse to throw them together and see how far it can go. It starts kind of harmless, just Hinata being her usual soft, awkward self and Sarada staring way too long at her tits like she’s pretending to talk about training but her eyes are glued to the cleavage. The game doesn’t even try to hide it. One second you’re just watching them chat about Naruto being busy, next second, Sarada’s already popped that freaky futa bulge that looks like it should have its own chakra nature. It’s honestly funny how big they made it. It’s not just big, it’s stupid big, like “who the hell drew this and said yeah that’s fine” big. And yet it kinda works, because Hinata acts so shy at first, then starts riding it like she’s been waiting her whole life for Naruto to leave the house and never come back.

What I actually liked, weirdly, is how they let you pace the action a bit. You’re not just sitting there watching a single looping scene, you click through the stages and it’s like Sarada is leveling up her corruption every step. Slow grinding, then faster, then full on “hokage’s wife getting pounded by her son’s teammate” like this is the most normal village activity. Some animations are janky as hell though. There’s a part where Hinata’s boobs jiggle like they’re trying to escape her chest and fly out of the screen, and the lip sync is basically non-existent, but then you get a close-up angle and everything suddenly feels way more polished, like they spent 3 days on that one shot and 3 minutes on the previous one. Controls are simple, just clicking your way through positions, changing speed, letting Sarada go from awkward teen to full on sex monster. At one moment you’re cheering for Sarada, “yeah, get it, queen,” and next second you’re like, “girl, calm down, you’re going to destroy her spine with that thing.” The lesbian energy between them is actually hotter than the cock half, which is wild in a futa game, but the devs clearly knew what they were doing with all the eye contact and Hinata blushing while still begging for more. There’s that classic flash-game jank, the kind of thing that makes you go “ugh whatever” and still keep clicking, because by the time Hinata’s moaning Naruto’s name while Sarada is the one rearranging her insides, you already forgot you were going to stop after “just one more scene.”

Kushina in this one is exactly that kind of woman you hate to love. Or love to hate. I don't even know. She comes in all proud, fiery red hair, acting like the big deal of Konoha, then five seconds later she is folded under the Raikage like she has been waiting for this huge cock since forever. The setup is simple as hell: one big angry Raikage, one "secret visit", one loudmouthed Konoha slut who thinks she can handle anything. Spoiler: she actually kind of can. You get this short teasing intro, barely any story sugar, just enough to understand he came to "check the rumors" about her being used all over the village. Then the game basically locks you into this humiliation fantasy where her mouth talks tough, but her body sells her out every single second. Her boobs bounce like crazy, her ass is the main scene and the only real focus of the whole thing, and that huge black cock just owns the screen. It is dirty in a way that feels almost too mean and still you keep clicking, like "ok, just one more loop, I want to see that again" even if you already watched it ten times.

What hits the hardest is how the whole thing is built around the power gap. He is huge, dark, full of muscle, all confident, and she is this slim redhead shinobi, already tagged by rumor as village slut, getting pinned and filled like she never had any choice at all. The anal focus is constant, not just one little scene. You push to the harder pace and you really see her getting wrecked, eyes rolling, hair flying, the ass cheeks spreading around that cock. There is a good moment when she starts out looking pissed, trying to play dominant with insults, then suddenly the rhythm picks up and the expression flips into that helpless, fucked-stupid face. That one frame made me stop and just stare. And then I got annoyed because the moans loop a bit too obvious at that point, but I kept it going anyway. The creampie finish is messy and satisfying, thick load pumped deep while he still drives into her ass, like he is trying to bury it in Konoha history forever. I kind of wish there was one tiny scene where she tries to get back on top and ride him, just for my pride as a rival romantic, but no, this game is 100% about her being drilled from behind like some trophy for the Raikage, and maybe that is exactly why it sticks in your head after you close the tab.

This one starts like someone mashed a porn parody with a super old flash mini game, then forgot to polish half of it and went “fuck it, it’s good enough.” And somehow that actually works. It throws you right into a cheap-looking Star Wars knockoff room, with this Rey clone giving you that half-innocent, half-“I know exactly what’s going on” look. At first I was kind of annoyed, because the UI feels like it was made on a Monday morning by a hungover dev. Buttons are tiny, some stuff doesn’t really stand out, and I kept misclicking on shit when I just wanted to grab her by the hips and not open a random menu. But after a while you start to understand how the game “thinks,” and then it clicks. The way choices slowly unlock more dirty scenes feels like you’re leveling up in pure perv skills. When I started, I was just mashing the basic options to see her tits. After a few rounds I was timing actions, testing dialogue, figuring out what opens the more hardcore stuff, trying to “min-max” my way into that messy cumshot ending. It’s stupid, but I’m proud of that.

Funny thing, the Kylo knockoff in here is nothing like movie Kylo. Here he’s basically a walking dick with a lightsaber and some edgy lines. And that dick is huge. Like porn comic huge, not “real human anatomy” huge. First time Rey gets on it I literally said “no way that fits” at my screen. It adds this ridiculous, over-the-top vibe where every scene is turned up to eleven. You don’t just get a quick fuck. You get Rey choking on this giant cock while she tries to talk, her eyes watering, that cheesy space background behind them. Then you mess up one option and suddenly the pacing goes all weird, the scene cuts too fast and you’re just staring at a static image thinking “wait, that’s it?” Some moments feel rushed like that. There’s this one animation where her head moves but her body is like a statue and it pulled me straight out of it. I still replayed that scene three times, though, because the sound of her gagging is lowkey perfect. Yeah, I know, priorities.

What actually surprised me is how much the game accidentally trains you. At first I treated it like dumb fap material. Then I noticed I was experimenting with order. Talk dirty first, then touch, then push further. Don’t jump straight to “slam her on the table” or she doesn’t react the same. It kind of mirrors real flirting in the most trashy way. You try different lines, see what she likes, adjust. Screw up and you get a weaker scene or some half-hearted blowjob where she barely reacts. Get it right and suddenly she’s riding that big cock like she’s been waiting for it the whole trilogy, moaning non-stop, eyes rolling back. There’s a bit where you time your thrusts and if you keep the rhythm, you get this longer finish with cum all over her face and tits. Miss the timing and he just shoots once and it ends. Already annoyed me once that the cum lands slightly off on her cheek, not aligned with the head, and now I can’t unsee it. Still came. Still went back to see if I could get a “better” splatter like some horny speedrunner. The whole thing is cheap, messy, a little broken, but if you grew up with these dumb parody games and like watching Rey get absolutely wrecked by a huge cock while you try to “optimize” your way to more nudity, it just kind of hits that brain spot you don’t admit you have.