I swear this game started like a joke. I opened it expecting some lazy swipe-right simulator with recycled anime faces, but it slapped me with this weird mix of horny sincerity and unhinged chaos. The first match I got wasn’t even hot at first glance - looked like someone’s OC from a forgotten DeviantArt page - but ten minutes later I was reading her chat logs like they were gospel. The writing flirts between cringe and genius. Sometimes she’ll tease you with a line that sounds like it came from a bad fanfic, then follow it with something so filthy it short-circuits your brain. I caught myself grinning like an idiot. That’s embarrassing to admit, but whatever.

There’s this rhythm to it, like the devs knew exactly how long to keep you waiting before dropping the next explicit scene. Not that the pacing’s perfect - half the time I was yelling at my phone because the dialogue wheel bugged out or the transitions froze mid-thrust (yeah, that happened). But when it works, it *really* works. The futa characters all have that exaggerated anatomy thing going on - huge everything - but it’s not just about size. There’s personality behind it, like each one’s got a story that’s been fermenting in some dark corner of the internet for years. You can tell someone poured way too much love into making sure the teasing feels personal. It’s messy, sure, but that’s kind of the charm.

The weirdest part? The game pretends to be about romance, but it’s really about control. You think you’re choosing dialogue options, but half the time the girls are steering you like a toy. There’s a scene with a rooftop confession that spirals into something obscene so fast I actually laughed out loud. It shouldn’t work. It does. And yet, I still hate that the text font looks like something from a 2009 flash game. Why is that what sticks with me? Maybe because everything else feels too alive, too raw, like it shouldn’t even be on a phone screen.

Elf MC, horny ancient ruins, and a world that looks suspiciously like someone mashed Google Maps with hentai brainrot. That’s kinda the vibe here. You’re this pretty boy elf guy wandering around a fantasy land that clearly wants you to get distracted by tits more than by history. One second you’re poking around some old kingdom mystery, clicking weird stone symbols, trying to solve what looks like a bootleg mobile puzzle from the Play Store, and the next second some monster girl is in your face asking for “help” that very clearly means “put it in me.” And yeah, the game doesn’t pretend to be shy about it. You talk, you point & click, you figure out what shiny thing goes into what hole, then usually something else goes into someone else’s hole. Clean loop.

The animations are actually decent for a first chapter, you get that 3D feel when the elf is buried between thighs or when he’s getting his cock stroked with slow handjob motions that don’t look like someone shaking a broom handle. Oral scenes go from gentle teasing to full deep throat pretty fast, which is nice, though the sound is sometimes weirdly quiet and then suddenly wet as fuck. Vaginal stuff has a nice rhythm when he’s pounding, especially when you finally push to creampie and you see everything pulse inside. They really like finishing inside. Like, really. Pulling out is apparently against elf culture or something. The romance angle is hit or miss; sometimes the dialogue tries to be sweet and it works, other times it feels like a pornhub comment thread translated through Google. But that kinda adds to the charm for me. It’s messy. The girls are a mix of “I will help you on your noble journey” and “take your pants off, traveler,” and the monster girl design is good enough I actually forgot about the treasure room behind her at one point. I still don’t forgive the game for making me replay the same little puzzle 3 times just because I misclicked once. That shit annoyed me and then I immediately forgot because there was an elf getting his cock sucked by a girl with fangs.

The point & click exploration has a nice “I’m lost but also kinda turned on” mood. Sometimes you’ll click something expecting lore and you get a blowjob offer instead. Other times you’re sure it’s sex time and it’s like “solve this pattern first, idiot.” The game loves teasing progress, edging you with small scenes before the bigger payoffs. There’s a part where you help a girl in danger, think it’s gonna be a quick thank you and goodbye, and then it just turns into this slow, almost romantic fuck with kissing, soft moans, and then a rough finish where she begs for you to cum inside her. I liked that. I also hated that the inventory icon is tiny as hell and my dumb eyes kept missing it. Never fixed that, just kept squinting like an old man. Whatever. If you wanna enjoy it, don’t rush. Click around, poke every corner, talk to characters twice, sometimes a normal line suddenly turns into flirting, and flirting turns into a hand under the belt. Let the elf be a little slutty scholar. Solve a puzzle, earn a blowjob. Fail a puzzle, reload and go again. That’s pretty much the religion of this game.

Sex in space always sounds kind of goofy in my head, but this one actually leans into that mess instead of pretending to be “hard sci-fi”. You start as this assistant to a big-shot senator on Earth, while Mars is trying to become its own thing with its own rules, own calendar, own kinks. Your boss is all about shutting down polygamy and polyandry, making marriage “pure” again, and then your character is constantly surrounded by people who very clearly don’t give a shit about that. So half the time you’re writing dry political speeches and the other half you’re secretly watching someone get their ass smacked red in a private office on a station orbiting Venus. Kind of a mood shift, but it works better than it should.

The sex itself is not shy at all. Big tits, big asses, a lot of focus on slow touching, groping, hands sliding under clothes during “serious” meetings. There are animated scenes where a calm talk about Martian independence suddenly turns into the candidate bending forward over a desk, skirt pushed up, and the protagonist’s hand comes down on her ass again and again while she’s trying to keep her voice steady. The game loves mixing politics talk with dirty stuff like that. Some routes get really messy with cheating: you can be the side piece for a married Martian diplomat, watching from a hidden camera while her official husband is busy somewhere else. There are scenes where you sit alone in your cabin on a Mars shuttle, jerking off while scrolling through secret footage on your mobile, watching your lover ride someone else’s cock and pretending you are okay with it. That voyeurism and netorare angle hits harder than I expected, because the story actually spends time letting you like these people first. It stings when you realize she is moaning louder for the other guy than she ever did for you. There are oral scenes where you feel less like a hero and more like a consolation prize, sitting on the edge of a bed while she goes down on you right after coming back from “meeting her campaign donor”. And sometimes the interracial angle pops up in a way that is not very subtle: Earth-born, Mars-born, different skin tones, different bodies, your character stuck in the middle trying to pretend this is all just politics. The game jumps from romantic cuddling after sex, where she snuggles into your chest and actually looks soft and in love, to cold, distant masturbation scenes where you’re alone again, jerking off to something on your phone because she did not show up. The romance has sweet bits, but the cheating keeps cutting through it, and somehow that mix of warmth and betrayal feels very on-brand for a future where love and law are constantly pulling in different directions.

This one hits that weird spot between racing nerd fantasy and horny VN, like those old doujin games people traded on shady forums, just with more shiny bodies and less crash physics. You’re this hotshot kart kid getting thrown into a small Formula Junior team that’s kinda fucked up and kinda charming at the same time. On one side you’ve got the smell of rubber, the tension of practice laps, the constant talk about sector times and tire temps. On the other side, every woman around you looks like she escaped from some late 2000s hentai artbook where breasts were legally required to ignore gravity. The big chested blonde who calls herself your “lucky charm” keeps leaning into your cockpit before qualifying, “adjusting” your harness while her tits fill half the screen, and you’re there trying to pretend you care about the fuel load. You can almost feel the old Sega arcade vibes and then suddenly she’s teasing you about how “stressed” you look and offering to help you “relax” in the trailer behind the paddock, dropping to her knees and turning a pep talk scene into a wet, slow blowjob with saliva strings animated way too lovingly for a “small” indie project.

What I liked a lot is how the track days and the lewd stuff blend instead of feeling like two separate games stapled together. There’s a moment after a rough race where you lose a position because you went too aggressive into turn one, and the busty team milf in charge of logistics drags you into the motorhome for a “private debrief”. She’s this mature brunette with that tired but horny look, half scolding you for burning the tires, half riding your lap like she’s trying to break the suspension, moaning in your ear about “control” and “knowing when to push in”. It’s cheesy, but in that nostalgic hentai way, like those old OVAs where they pretended to care about plot for 5 minutes then went full dick worship. The teasing is actually decent too. One of the twins, the more smug one, sits in the passenger seat of your road car during a late night drive, legs open, panties barely there, brushing her foot against your crotch while she talks about racing lines. She never lets you cum in that scene, ends it right when your bar is full, and the game just moves on like nothing happened. I hated it and loved it. That kind of trolling is peak ero-game energy.

The small stuff: I got way too obsessed with how their hair clips during some of the kissing scenes. You’re lip-locked with the blonde in the garage, your hand on her ridiculous tits, and her ponytail just kinda phases through her shoulder every time her head tilts. It’s not game breaking, it just poked my brain every single time. Also the romance angle tries to be serious here and there, talking about your “past” and your “pressure to succeed”, but right after some emotional line the camera just zooms into a pair of shiny nipples or a tongue swirling around your shaft and the mood dies in the funniest way. Story pacing is like a buffet at a cheap hotel: you have spicy drama, mushy romance, greasy fanservice, all just dumped on one plate, and somehow you’re still eating. There’s a racing rivalry, there’s actually some tension on track, but you’ll probably remember more how the twins “comfort” you after qualifying, one sucking you off while the other jerks your shaft from the base, taking turns, joking about photo finishes. The 3D models look good enough to make you horny and bad enough to remind you this is porn, not Netflix, which is honestly the sweet spot for this genre. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?