Simple but fun minigame which has one clear purpose - to let you to virtually fuck cartoon hottie who this time will be non other than Katara from "Avatar: The last airbender" series! Besides enjoying all the action from first perosn perspective you will also get a number of options to customize the scene. Try to find the most sexy looks for Katara according to your own tastes!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Slade Wilson aka Deathstroke is one dangerous enemy not only because he is strong and knowledgeable but also because he is smart. For example in this game he is going to use newest weapon against the Teen Titans - it's sex! For that he captures Robin and injects him with some special serum - the serum that will make Robin into unstoppable horny stud whenever he will see the gal hot enough! And as we all know in Teen Titans team there are plenty of fuckable hotties...
The idea of this game is simple: while hot looking redhead Orihime Inoue from anime series "Bleach" is getting fucked you are free to customize the scene with many and many of various settings. Change her eyes and face expressions, add blinfolds or lingerie, make one or another character to cum or even let Orihime to get pregnant - the overall number of possible combinations is massive!
You don't even have to be the fan of "Dragon Ball" series to know who this extra hot blonde chick is - she is an Android 18 and in this parody minigame you will be doing nothing else but fucking her! And though the game consists of only one scene you will get dozens and dozens various combinations for customization - try them all, find your favorites or just go with randomized!
What do you bear in mind from the college times? Dealing with whole lots and great deals of numbers? Viewing at warm chicks removing them with your eyes? Well, this video game has all of theser in one area! Full the simple minigame by 'catchingthe same numbers in 3 relocating grids and our sexy model in sweet lingerie will reveal you that she looks much more sexy without it! And more randy ofcourse!
Marin Kitagawa from "My Dress Up Darling" is a cosplayer. And if there is anything that cosplayer do as good as dressing up then it is... undressing ofcourse! Yet while the costumed show is for the crowed the naked show will be performed for you only. Just don't forget abotu the 'play 'in 'cosplay '- take your part and play with Marin's big tits or round ass while she will be riding your big hard cock!
Life has it's own sort of irony. And here how it works. You have meet the most attractive gal you have ever seen and you have spend a night together - a night to remember... when her father spoils the fun, chases you and send you into a coma! For how long? For about a ten years during which your memories including this gal and this night fade off! Now the gal from your dreams is the gal from your dreams... unless you will make a risky attempt to find her!
This story has pretty classic beginning - young and unexperienced gal moves to big city where she will find a lot of new opportunities and face a lot of new temptations. But which ones will win the battle for Eva's (that's our main heroine's name btw) soul and mind? Guide Eva through her new life and witness her transformation into either better or worse version of herself!
You are absolutely sure that wonderful destiny awaits you though being expelled from the occult club doesn't bring you anywhere close to it. But the mysterious shadow can! It offers to you a very special gift which will make you the owner of all the hotties around. Are you ready to build your own harem of the most sexy heroines of "Highschool DxD" series using the talent of hypnosys? Then also be ready to pay the price when the time will come... or get prepared properly if you are planning to break the rules!
The worlds of "Avatar: The Last Airbender" and "Avatar: The Legend of Korra" have many inspiring female characters. And yes, this inspiration works for hentai parody genre as well! In this visual novel mixed with roleplay elements you will meet your favorite female characters in a new setting of Ember Island - the tropical island which only seems to be a paradise on earth...
Did you ever wondered what kind of casting Ahsoka Thano had to get through in order to beocme a jedi padawan? From this game you will finally know the truth! And even though this game is just a hentai themed parody it is probably still way more fun than any of the official versions... plus it allows you to take some part in such important and such intimate process! Let's begin!
What happens when dating game meets detective genre? You get the game like "Time for You"! Strange things are happening around the town lately though it is not the big reason to put your love life on indefinitely long pause, right? Just be sure that before diving into romantic relations you will learn enough about your new close friends and especially new girlfriends, okay?
From the very beginning Insouke had a feeling that he is here for a reason. First the signs were barely noticable, barely getting together yet the more epxlorations Inosuke made the more obvious it was becoming - this place has many secrets and all these secrets are connected with his. Though don't expect this adventure in the world of "Demon Slayer" will be only grimm - this famous anime universe has a lot of attractive female characters and they all have dirty secrets you need to explore as well!
It was supposed to be videogames all night long for best buddies but instead one of them (yep, the one that you are playing as) ended up stuck with his best frend's family. Though don't get upset too early because luckily enough this family consists of hot looking mother and non the less hot looking sisters so as you can imagine this night is going to be anything but boring.
Very simple hentai parody game where you will face the famous street fighter Chun Li face to face! But don't worry - you won't have to fight against her (for that boring stuff there is an official videogame series after all) because here you will be playing with her amazingly curved and well trained body! Explore it and find active areas clicking on which will let you move further and get access to more an dmore of sexual activities with Chun Li - from ripping her tight blue suit to playing with her monstrous and very bouncy tits and ofcoruse stertching her butthole and cleanshaved vagina with different fucktoys! As it seems the game has no ending or any final go so you could have fun with Chun Li's most inetresting body areas again and again for a slong as you want!
This time the interactive story from"Meet and fuck" series will go a little bit more romantic than usual since it will be about a very first date of two young and beautiful people who has found each other on one of the dating websites and now have finally decided to meet in the real world. You will be playing as the guy named Tom while Melissa is the name of his blonde crush. Your task will be to set the proper dialog with her and complete some simple minigame in order to make this whole story from just"meet" to"meet and fuck" as the main title requires. Unlike the real life the chances of failing at the first date in teh game are significantly low yet you still might get some tricks and tips form it and later to use them on your real date in your real world!
A juicy full-bosomed hottie named Reiko is admittedly within the mood to play some fun games tonight, thus she's even placed on her favorite hot bunny garments so you may love outlay time along with her right from the beginning. The spectacle during which Reiko will play a serious role is as horny because it is elemental - simply use the arrow buttons to navigate to that, and activate a couple of further choices by clicking on sure show areas merely you just will highlight by simply pressing the Tab. button on your keyboard. Overall, the sport is not too long or difficult, however if you prefer anime ladies dressed as hot bunnies in cute and casual Reiko, you will get minutes of untouched fun out of it. Let the game begin.|Busty blonde Reiko acts to be a hot bunny. And what happens with hot bunnies? They get fucked! And of course, this is specifically what you are going to make with Reiko tonight! Play with her bouncy curves, remove her garments (there is not so much to get rid of anyways) and afterwards switch over between numerous placement with just one click of a button! And don't neglect to try to find interactive places!|This busty blonde chick dressed as slutty bunny is Reiko and she is below... well, to strip down and to play with herself while you will be enjoying! And not just enjoying considering that it will be up to you to make a decision when she must get to the next part of the show and when she must stop so you can take pleasure in the most juice moments! Some scenes has active points clicking on which will turn on ceratin kinky actions.|High heels, little bikini swimsuit and bunny years - this is just how Reiko intends to try to find you tonite! And have no doubts - she looks remarkable thsi means! Plus she is in her slutty mood so you are welcomed to touch her here and there before getting to more intriguing, a lot more amazing and a lot more active placements! Try to find active points or get to the next scene by clicking on arrow button - it's approximately you!|This blonde gal is Reiko and it seems she is in demand for your aid. Don't you agree that this swimwear simsuit is way also tight for the bodycurves of her size? That's what we assumed! Do not think twice and set free these terrific boobs quickly! And send the panties away as well! Done? Now she is complimentary. And she is nude. And she is horny? Oh, resembles you will have to aid Reiko a little a lot more... Switch scenes and look for active areas for added animations.}
Welcome to the school! Only you will be able to return here, not as a fan, but as among these masters today, and from now on, the students may soon run away from you if they need any questions. Among these students who may need additional help may be a very beautiful woman named Stacy. She is waiting for you at school, and although you did not create this meeting with her, you can not make it easier, however, to notice her. Oral communication is serious, but don't worry - you'll notice a lot of applicable silent medical services when it's over. Sex scenes along with the simple undeniable fact that there will be hookup scenes, it's not a surprise to you, is it? Created as a daily mini-game, so you won't just watch, which positively adds points to the immersion of the game. So let's start the game.
"Iincho 3" is an adults only game about two female tennis players and their trainer... and as you have probably already guessed they all will care about fucking way more than about playing tennis! Yet still there will be a short ping-pong arcade minigame somewhere in the middle of the story so get ready. As for the texts and dialogs then they are all in japanese language but we really doubt that there will be any useful and improtant information - after all the main focus of the game is on sex scenes so if you don't know the language then just click the next button whenever it will be appearing on the screen. Overall if you are into sporty and sexy girls and you don't really care for the details of the story then you are welcomed to try this game.
Quite funny (and ofcoruse sexy) look at such activity as fishing. The idea of it is based on our main hero is not really interested in catching fish so he is going to use dildo to attract and catch sexy female divers! This is an arcade game and not really hard to play (at least at early stages) since all you need to do is to move your mouse controller up and down until you catch some diver lady on your dildo. Once lady is in your boat you will be playing other minigame - this time it is a clicker game - to fuck this bombshell. The main goal is to fuck required amount of women before the time will run out but as you will progress through the game new requirements and side conditions will be added with each new game level. Ofcourse differnt lady will prefe rto get fucked in different positions so if the time is allowing you you can try to catch your favorites.
When one extra sexy blondie from DBZ anime universe wants to fuck there is nothing that can stop her from getting herself a nice big and hard cock to play with... and we really hope that you have actually get that we are talking about Android 18 right now because the fact that today her partner will be non other than Android 17 should bring even more of fun and kinky sense in all that is going to happen right after you will hit the start button! So if you have always wanted to know if Android 18 goes just like a machine not only on the battlefield but also when it comes then this your chance! And the little spoiler which is actually should be quite obvious - she really is! Plus don't forget to check even more of DBZ related hentai parodies on our website after that!
Rangiku Matsumoto is pretty popular character of"Bleach". Especially when it comes to anime hentai games! Meet Rangilu - tonight all she is gonna do is to suck your pecker. You won't even need to undress her - this game is about oral hook-up only. Let her suck your pecker at first and make her to lick it later whenever you want to. Let her to work with her tongue - and find out how wet and shiny your pecker will become! Or push the button - and just fuck her cockhungry mouth really good! Three modes of oral hook-up only to make you to jism! And when you will be ready you can releasy you jism stream deep in her throat! Short and easy in controls makes this game replayable for all aficionados of anime redheads and deepthrot blowjobs. Test the limits or Rangiku's oral hook-up skills in this game!
Part 9 of a computer game within which a juicy brunette named Tifa Lockhart, who continues to collaborate with the Breast Milk Institute. remains the foremost necessary life object for sexual experimentation. during this game you'll still fuck the luxurious Tifa to induce breast milk. Use the sex machine to *** Tifa in her pink pussy. Massage her organ to the woman's orgasm in order that the lactation technique is intense. Massage her immense watermelons and frighten her juicy nipples to induce breast milk for scientific experimentation. Fuck pretty brunette Tifa in her lovely ass and pink damp cunt to satisfy your sexual desires. fancy naughty sex throughout this attractive beauty at once.
See how exactly the Teen Titan Terra is having fun when there is no one else around! Oh, she will not only touch and tease her wet pussy but also create a diamond dildo with her superpowers and put into good use! What else neat tricks this slutty blonde have? In order to know that you will have to show some skill in a simple yet challenging clicking minigame. Can you bring Terra to the peak of orgasm?
Welcome into the world of "Kimetsu No Yaiba" - the world of "Demon Slayer"! Yet instead of sitting and watching at the exciting adventures of others here you will get into the center of such adventure... but first you must complete the training program at special dojo where you will meet many and many familair characters from the series. Most of them will be ladies so besides learning from them you can show them a couple of your own favorite tricks (if you understand what we mean)!
Simple parody minigame that prooves pretty much one thing - that Lois Griffin is still hot and horny! Today you will find her in her bedroom where she is already nude and wet while getting ready to play with her biggest and most favorite dildos. Should she warm herself up with masturbation or jump straight to main action? Make your choice and enjoy the show till the very orgasm!
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat