This thing feels like somebody took a horny fever dream from Twitter, mixed it with an old Flash porn game, then actually remembered to add menus and sliders. You start as this clueless “master” dumped into a sticky pink dungeon that looks like a cosplay backstage after a con went really wrong. The nekogirl maid they give you at the start is cute in that manufactured PinkTea way, with big wet eyes and ears that twitch every time you click something. The first time I opened the options I laughed because the game clearly wants you to go straight for punishing her and breaking her in, but the menu is hiding way more important stuff than the story does. Little toggles for text speed, basic volume, some half-assed subtitle style, but nothing for colorblind people, no font scaling, no proper key remapping. I played on a Chromebook at work with one earbud and had to squint at the dialogue while she was literally begging to be fed cum like it was the only food in the world.

The actual scenes are filthy in a fun trashy way. They lean hard into “maid as property” and “pet girl to be trained” so if you like that whole sex slave training fantasy, yeah, it goes there. There is this feeding system where you don’t just fuck her, you keep giving her “treats” and “meals” that are basically different ways to pour fluids into her. Sometimes she’s on her knees in that tight maid dress, holding the tray, drool on her chin, ears shaking while you decide if you wanna be nice or just grab her hair and use her mouth like a warm onahole. Other times you cage her in a dungeon cell, chain on her neck, and she leans against the bars, nipples poking through the frilly fabric, asking if she was a good cat and if you’ll let her lick you clean. The first orgasm scene where she squirts while still trying to say “Welcome home, Master” felt almost too on the nose, but I still replayed it three times. Somehow the camera focus is fine, the sound is dirty enough, but then you hit an interface wall: you can’t resize the text box, the font is thin and low contrast on some backgrounds, and keyboard controls get ignored in some menus like the dev got bored mid-feature and went back to drawing tits.

I tested it with NVDA on Windows and Chrome’s built-in screen reader on Android, and it’s rough. The buttons are mostly unlabeled for assistive tech, so the whole “training schedule” screen is just a bunch of “button, button, button” when you tab through. Try setting up a sequence of punishments and rewards when you can’t even tell which button starts the blowjob scene and which one opens the goddamn gallery. Also you can’t navigate scenes properly with only keyboard, since some choices only react to mouse hover and not focus, which is ridiculous in a game where half the fun is choosing how hard to push your neko maid. There is no way to change text size for people with low vision, no high contrast option, and the UI uses pastel on pastel like it wants to be cute more than readable. That said, I still lost track of time watching the scene where she’s on all fours, tail plug in, maid skirt flipped up, you grab her hips and hammer her while she meows through the gag, and I forgot I was annoyed at the lack of remap options. I keep wishing there was a simple “accessibility” tab with bigger fonts, strong outlines, proper labels, but I know it will probably never show up in a porn dungeon where the priority is making the neko girl choke on cum instead of letting more people actually play it.

Samus shows up here like she took a wrong portal and landed in the trashiest corner of the Nintendo multiverse, and honestly, it kind of rules. You’ve got this shiny blonde bounty hunter in a tiny bikini instead of the usual armor, strapped down so tight she’s not going anywhere, and the game basically asks, “Ok, how badly do you want to ruin her?” Then it lets you answer that with buttons, sliders, and too many cocks and tentacles to count. It starts slow if you want, just Samus squirming and giving you that pissed-off look, but the second you start actual penetration, the whole thing turns into a mix of porn clip and stress toy. You poke one thing, her ass reacts. You poke another, tentacles decide her pussy is their new home. And yeah, there’s an X-ray toggle, because apparently Creambee knows everyone wants to see what’s happening inside her holes, not only outside. One click and you’re looking straight into her cunt and ass while a thick cock or wet tentacle is stretching everything wide open, like some fucked-up anatomy lesson that would get you banned from any school in one second.

What I like is how it rewards messing around instead of just racing for the cumshot. I spent way too long just switching between anal and vaginal, watching her expression shift from angry to broken to that “I hate this but my body doesn’t” look that hentai people know too well. And yeah, the tentacle *** is not subtle at all. They come from below, wrap around her arms and legs, hold her open and pound her like they’re trying to pack her womb full. There’s no “romance”, no plot, just “Samus is fucked, now you choose how.” You can go full-on brutal, stuff her ass while another cock is hammering her pussy, and then flip on X-ray and watch both holes get filled at once. It’s ridiculous and kind of overkill, but in a good “I can’t believe I’m clicking this” way.

The little secret futanari switch in the background is peak old-school flash trolling. You spot it, click, suddenly Samus has a big hard dick on top of being used as a cum dump, and the whole scene gets twice as messy. I had her getting pounded by tentacles while her own cock was twitching and spilling over her belly and tits, facial dripping, creampie pouring out of her, and the screen just looked like someone attacked it with a bucket of cum in Photoshop. The final cumshot is exactly that type of nonsense too: you push things long enough, the rhythm changes, and then there’s this full-on explosion in her pussy, in her ass, and all over her face, like nobody here has heard of “too much”. My only stupid complaint is that the background secret is a bit annoying to find if you don’t know Creambee’s usual style, but yeah, I kept clicking around like an idiot until it worked and I’m still low-key mad about it. Anyway, if you ever wanted to see Samus tied up, fucked by tentacles, taken in the ass, stuffed with creampie, coated in facial, and also packing her own cock because why the hell not, this thing doesn’t even pretend to be tasteful. It just gives you the controls and lets you wreck her.

Con-Quest is one of those horny little browser things that looks kind of silly at first, then three minutes later you’re way too invested in whether some half-naked Pikachu cosplayer is going to stomp you or blow you a kiss. It plays like an RPG that forgot to be serious, which is good, but if you care about accessibility like I do, it also kinda forgot blind and low-vision players exist. The whole game is just walls of small bright text on bright backgrounds, no text size slider, no contrast options, no colorblind presets, nothing. I tried zooming in with Chrome and Firefox, had to keep dragging the screen around like some weird porn spreadsheet. And yeah, I know, you came here to jerk off, not to read a UI audit, but still. When Vanilla storms around the convention hunting the money thief, you get these fun, snappy lines, but if you have any reading difficulty or ADHD it turns into “click, click, where was I again.” They sped up the text speed which sounds good, until your eyes are slower than the horny dialogue and you’re chasing every line like it is Snapchat. At least the animated portraits are nice and expressive, Ivy’s smug grin is perfect when she’s basically edging you with teasing comments, but they don’t help when you can’t tell which character is speaking because the name text is tiny and there is zero voice indication.

The lewd part is funny and stupid in a good way. You’re running around this con full of cosplayers who clearly did not come for child friendly content. There’s a Meowth girl who basically flirts by bullying you, dressed in ears, tail, tight little outfit that clings like latex, and the “reward” is you humiliating her through battle and then getting this multi-stage animated scene where she goes from cocky to absolutely ruined for you. It is not subtle. Pokemon parody everywhere, bootleg mons jokes, sexy Flygon girl pinned into this “oops I fell on you” pose, Mia and Nia doing this twin act that feels like it wants to be wholesome and still ends up about you undressing them with stickers. The sticker book is basically your porn gallery, of course, but cycling characters with keyboard or screen reader? Forget it. I tried NVDA and JAWS out of habit, they both just saw a pile of unlabeled buttons and decorative images. No alt text, no focus order that makes sense, just “button, button, button” so if you play by ear it is like trying to masturbate while somebody reads you the settings menu of Microsoft Word. The new second floor is fun to explore, the whole “Vanilla might have this thief killed” plot gives her a mean streak that is kinda hot, kinda scary, but if you’re sensitive to flicker or fast motion, the quick sliding portraits in dialogue and sudden UI shifts can be a bit much and there is no toggle. Funny thing is, they clearly know how to tweak code, optimize performance, hook up animated rewards, tease you with topless alt portraits, but a simple “bigger font” button or high-contrast mode is still missing. I keep grumbling about that while also chasing every new horny cosplayer quest like a dog with a bone, which probably says more about me than about the game.

What could be more enticing than playful rabbits? But forget those typical playboy rabbits – it’s the cute, cuddly Easter bunnies that steal the show here! This erotic minigame proves it in the most delightful way: you get to pick your favorite out of three charming bunnies. Then comes the real fun – you select from nine tantalizing scenes that range from sultry erotic dances to steamy solo vibrator sessions. Each scene is crafted to tease and please, letting you enjoy these luscious bunnies anytime you want. The best part? You don’t have to wait for Easter – these playful pleasures are available every single day. Whether you want to watch them grind in a provocative dance or tease themselves until they’re dripping wet, this game has got you covered. The smooth animations, slick visuals, and genuinely sexy vibes pull you into a world where these bunny girls are all yours. Don’t just imagine it – take control, make your picks, and watch as your personal bunny fantasy unfolds on screen. No fluff, no filler - just pure, unfiltered bunny bliss waiting for you to hit play. So what are you waiting for? Pick your bunny, select a scene, and let the pleasure begin.