Crossunder Academy looks at you and goes, “yeah, you’re the new kid, you don’t know shit, but here, have power anyway.” You roll in thinking it’s just another school VN with some tits glued on, and then they throw you into the Student Council and suddenly you’re the class president, fake tie, fake responsibilities, and very real chances to fuck half the campus if you don’t screw it up. It starts tame, like a dating sim pretending to be serious: club budgets, school events, that kind of filler. Then you figure out every boring “proposal” conversation is basically foreplay. The shy club rep who wants more money for “equipment” leans over your desk a bit too far, blouse a little too tight, and you’ve got the classic choice pop-up: act professional, tease her, or slide right into horny territory and test how far she’s willing to go to get that funding. You know which one you click. Don’t lie.

The fun part is how it mixes the puzzle feeling with porn without turning into some clicker trash. You’re not matching gems or anything stupid like that, you’re juggling scenes. Say the wrong thing to one girl and she gets jealous when you’re alone with her teacher later, and suddenly that nice slow blowjob under the desk becomes “sorry, I can’t, people will talk.” Say the right thing and the same teacher is on her knees, glasses fogged up, working your cock like she’s grading on a curve. Some routes feel like you’re solving a horny jigsaw puzzle with horny pieces. You’re planning event schedules while secretly thinking, “ok, if Hermione-clone student nerd and that thick aunt-looking lunch lady are both there, can I push them into some exhibitionist shit?” and sometimes the game actually lets you pull it off. There are moments where the camera settles into POV and it’s just you, her big tits pressed right into the frame, your cock between them for a messy titfuck, and the sound design goes from cartoony to “oh, someone actually cared here.” Then next scene a different girl is doing this ahegao face like she’s auditioning for a meme compilation and it almost kills the mood, but you keep clicking because, well, creampie counter is not going to fill itself.

It leans hard into the fantasy faculty and campus girls archetypes. You’ve got the prim bookworm who clearly wants to be ruined in the library after hours, the fake innocent student council girl who’s absolutely into groping behind closed doors, the curvy “tradwife” type who talks about cooking and chores while riding you raw, and that one busty older woman that might as well have “MILF” written on her forehead. Half the time you’re trying to act like a respectable president in meetings, half the time you’re lining up which corridor to “inspect” so you can corner someone and see how far she’ll go if the hallway cameras are “mysteriously” off. There’s teasing everywhere, a little too much sometimes: she’s in your lap, skirt hiked up, grinding on you, moaning in your ear about how wrong it is in a school setting, and the scene still stalls until you pick the right dialog line before it lets you finally push inside. When it does click though, the game doesn’t flinch: deep throat, sloppy oral, thick ass bouncing in your lap, cum inside, cum outside, cum on her face while she’s making that stupid cross-eyed expression. It’s messy, a bit goofy, sometimes hot as hell, sometimes clunky as fuck, but it feels like an actual degenerate school fantasy where your choices matter just enough to make you paranoid you missed one more filthy route.

First thing that hit me with this game: it feels like someone mashed together horny fanfic, half-drunk meme chat, and a dirty point & click, then said “yeah, good enough” and pushed it online. You’re basically the sneaky bastard behind the Eye, still hanging around after the whole ring drama, poking at Middle Earth like it’s your personal cosplay convention. Except instead of worrying about badge lines and panel times like me, you’re planning how to get Galadriel out of her shiny white queen aura and into a collar while she calls you “master” with that proud face breaking piece by piece. The whole thing runs like one of those old Flash trainer games, with you clicking around locations, spying, blackmailing, nudging stats, and watching these famous ladies go from “who the hell are you” to “yes, I’ll strip in front of the mirror if you tell me I’m a good girl.” It’s stupid, it’s crass, and I kept playing anyway.

The art is fake-AI Middle Earth porn, which sounds awful but kind of works. You’ve got Galadriel with ridiculous tits, ass that absolutely doesn’t exist in canon, and outfits that look more like con-floor cosplay than elf royalty. Sometimes her face shifts between scenes like she got recast mid-episode, but whatever, you’re not here for consistency, you’re here to watch her bend over while you smack her ass and she pretends she still has dignity. One of my favorite messed up parts is how the game leans into voyeur stuff: tiny events where you peek on a “pure” heroine bathing, or you freeze time with some bullshit ring power and grope her while she’s “asleep”, then later she wonders why she’s suddenly wet just from your voice. And you’re sitting there, typing emails in Gmail in one window, and in the other you’re sliding a corruption bar up while an elf queen is on her knees licking your boots, asking for more punishment because you humiliated her in front of the orcs. Completely normal lunch break behavior.

What surprised me was how much it leans into cosplay vibes. Outfits are half the fun. You don’t just get the girls naked, you put them in dumb lewd costumes that look like someone raided the “sexy LOTR” tag on TikTok: fake battle armor bikini, slutty ranger, fake maid in Rivendell for no reason at all. There’s this goofy scene where you “train” one of them to serve drinks at a tavern, and it slowly turns into you spanking her behind the counter every time she messes up, while the patrons pretend not to notice. Another time you force a proud milf character to parade around in sheer clothes in broad daylight, clicking to see her reactions while passersby stare. The writing flips between actually funny jokes about lore and pure porn dialogue like “use me, dark lord” in the same breath. Sometimes the pacing is trash and you click through the same teasing scene five times waiting for the next stage of corruption, but then you get a new animation where you’re fucking a once-untouchable heroine against a stone wall, her face ruined with mascara tears, and all that earlier annoyance just kind of… vanishes. It’s messy, shameless, and absolutely not something I want on my browser history at work, which is exactly why I keep re-opening it in incognito and telling myself it’s “for research.”

First thing, I didn’t expect this game to feel so *alive* on mobile. It looks like another parody, you know, those cheap ones where characters just move stiff and blink too much. But then I met Serena and Nemona in that first area - yeah, the one where you can “accidentally” grope if you tap the wrong icon - and suddenly the whole thing had this weird energy, like it wasn’t sure if it wanted to be a love sim or just straight-up filth. Which I liked. The small dialogue before every scene makes it hit harder, kinda awkward English mixed with moaning, feels more real than the polished stuff. And Bea? Damn. She’s got that bossy tone that made me mess up the quicktime thing just to see her reaction. She doesn’t forgive mistakes.

I got lost halfway through the story, not because it’s confusing, but because I stopped caring about the map. The sandbox thing lets you wander anywhere, but why wander when Cynthia literally drags you into something that’s part fight, part... something else. I’ll say this: the tentacle scene with the “monster” felt too much but also not enough, like the devs wanted to shock and then chickened out. Still, I didn’t skip it. The sounds alone - some wet mix of pleasure and horror - work better than any dialogue. Then there’s Nessa and Sonia showing up later, like the game assumes you already have a preference. I kept switching between them just to see the contrast in how they handle oral scenes. It’s not fair, but Nessa’s got the rhythm.

What bugs me? The touch controls sometimes don’t register during group scenes, and the camera snaps weirdly when you’re in the middle of, well, you know. But when Hilda joins - oh, man, that part changes the entire tone, like someone just remembered this was supposed to be an adventure. It’s messy, rough, sometimes too much even for a parody. But I’d lie if I said I didn’t keep it open longer than planned, pretending I was just checking messages.

This one feels like somebody took a half-drunk RWBY fanfic from AO3, glued RPG bits on top, then decided "yeah, people will jerk to this" and somehow it works more than it should. You start as this clueless guy whose village just got wrecked by Grimm, and he really acts like a virgin who only saw sex in hentai and Pornhub thumbnails. First five minutes you’re not fucking anyone, you’re actually running through a forest, scraping by with basic turn based combat that feels like something out of an old phone JRPG. Attack, skill, defend, item. Nothing fancy, but the way they interrupt battles with little voyeur scenes is kinda clever. Like, you’re low HP, you hide behind a tree to heal, and instead you end up spying on Yang arguing with a Beowolf, boobs bouncing all over the place while you’re bleeding out. Priorities, right.

The game lives on the girls, obviously. Ruby is written like a dorky hero with this weird horny naivety, and still they throw her into some pretty fucked up situations. There is this early event where you stumble on her cornered by Grimm, and instead of just a normal rescue, it shifts into this brutal *** scene if you let the fight drag too long. No fade to black bullshit, she’s screaming, drooling, eyes rolling up into that over the top ahegao, and it’s uncomfortable and hot at the same time. Weiss is even better. She plays the stuck-up princess, constantly talking down to you in class, then one wrong choice in a stealth section and you see her pinned, legs forced open, her panties ripped while she’s still trying to act like she’s in control. The game doesn’t "romanticize" much, it just slams you with rough, messy sex. Vaginal, oral, monsters using her like a toy, semen dripping on the floor. No soft lighting, more like a porn clip someone recorded on an old phone. Blake barely smiles, but yeah, when she’s bent over that desk with her tail twitching and her ass bouncing with each thrust, it hits harder than most polished stuff I’ve played. And Yang… she’s like a walking sex scene, tits fighting against her top, cocky grin wiped off when two Grimm pin her arms and fuck her until she can’t even mouth a joke anymore.

What surprised me is how much they lean into the "you are a nobody" thing. You’re not some badass huntsman, you’re this half-trained loser sneaking around Beacon, spying through half-open doors and cracks in the wall. There was a moment in the dorm corridor, I just tapped the wrong direction and suddenly I was peeking through the keyhole at Ruby on her knees, trying to suck you off in a "training exercise" she clearly doesn’t understand, gagging on your cock, tears running down her cheeks while she looks up with that confused but desperate face. The game treats voyeurism like a core mechanic, not just an extra scene. Miss a fight? You can still catch a girl getting used in the locker room if you happen to pass by at the right time. It’s dirty in that "you’re a creep with a phone in your hand" way, like those old sketchy tube sites apps, but mixed with turn based fights where you’re just trying not to die while your brain is still full of Weiss choking on a Grimm cock. On mobile it feels strangely natural, like scrolling Telegram, switching to Pornhub, then to some cheap RPG, all inside one thing. And yeah, sometimes the pacing sucks, you grind a boring combat stretch and forget you were on your way to see Blake get fucked senseless in the library, but when the sex scenes hit, they go way too far, in a good way. Ruby’s first time is a perfect example: she’s shaking, clenching, you can see her hymen tearing in a close-up that lingers a bit too long, she’s crying and moaning and begging you not to stop, and it’s ugly and hot and wrong and exactly what you’d expect from a porn parody that stopped pretending to be tasteful somewhere in the first ten minutes.