Con Quest feels like somebody got horny at Comic-Con, opened RPG Maker, and just refused to stop until every girl in a Pokémon outfit was getting railed. In a good way. You walk around this nerd convention, not to catch monsters, but to hunt down girls in cheap, tight cosplay that looks like it came from AliExpress and then got “modified” with scissors and zero shame. They’ve got the Pikachu chick whose ears keep wobbling while she’s getting fucked, the grumpy Gardevoir girl who pretends she’s above it all but spreads fast as soon as you push the right dialog options, and a ridiculous amount of bad puns about balls, trainers and catching them all. Sometimes it lands, sometimes it’s like watching your drunk uncle discover hentai on TikTok. Still, I laughed. Then I got hard. Not always in that order.

The flow is simple: explore the convention floor, poke at everything like a horny raccoon, talk to cosplayers, pick the lewder dialog, and trigger scenes. There’s that one moment where you finally talk your way backstage, past the fake “staff only” sign, and find a girl in a half-finished Eevee outfit, ears on, top off, still holding a hot glue gun while you bend her over a pile of foam props. Completely unsafe, 10/10. Another time I burned a whole coffee break just trying every dumb answer in one dialog tree to see which one would push the “Misty-but-not-Misty” girl from rolling her eyes to literally riding your face behind a merch table full of body pillows. The game sometimes pretends it’s a serious little quest with items and mini-challenges, then instantly switches to “okay, now fuck her on the floor between two trash bins.” That chaos made it feel like an actual con, to be honest. You run in circles, get lost, end up in the weirdest places, and suddenly there’s a half-naked furry Pikachu grinding on your lap like it’s the most normal thing in the world.

Sex scenes go hard on the cosplay angle. Costumes stay on just enough to be stupid hot: tail getting grabbed, ears getting pulled, fake paws on your chest, panty lines under ripped bodysuits. There’s one where the girl’s wearing a super tight yellow suit and you only pull it down to her waist, so her tits bounce out while the hood still has the goofy little face on it. It looks silly and filthy at the same time, like a hentai parody you’re slightly ashamed to enjoy but you still do. Some animations loop a bit clunky in spots and the moans sometimes sound like they were recorded in someone’s bathroom on an old phone, but honestly that kind of fits the whole dirty-fan-project vibe. I was more annoyed that sometimes I clicked too fast, skipped a line of dialog I actually wanted to read, and there’s no quick, clean way to step back one sentence. Also there is one NPC who looks like she would 100% fuck you behind the fake cardboard Poké-center booth and she never does, and I’m still mad about that. The mix of convention humor, shameless cosplay kink, and “gotta catch every slutty costume” energy made it feel like wandering through a horny, corrupted Nintendo fan meetup where nobody cares about the panels, only about who’s getting pounded in which costume next.

This one feels like somebody took a horny idea they had in the shower, opened a browser, and just went “yeah, this is enough” and honestly I kinda respect it. You get this anime style creature girl, very much in that pokemon-but-not-pokemon space, lying there naked and just waiting for you to mess with her body. No pretense, no fake story about saving the world or becoming a champion or whatever. She's already there, spread, soft curves, big tits, that cute face that looks half innocent and half “please ruin me”. You don't have to chase her, you don't have to grind levels, she’s just presented like a gift you probably don’t deserve. It feels more like a lewd toy than a full game, but sometimes toy is exactly what brain wants after a long day of scrolling Twitter and pretending to work on a second monitor.

The thing that surprised me is how much of the focus is really on her ass and pussy, not just generic touching. You’ve got tools, fingers, different options, and the game basically goes “ok, how far you wanna push this hole now?” You tap something, suddenly your finger is working its way between her cheeks, and the camera angle makes you stare right into that tight little ring while her expression shifts from shy to “oh fuck” real quick. When you start playing around with anal, the feedback on her face and body is weirdly satisfying. Not realistic, not trying to be, but it sells the fantasy. It’s kind of like when you’re idly spam-clicking in some idle game and then accidentally discover there was a whole upgrade branch hidden in a tiny icon in the corner. Here that upgrade branch is “what happens if I just keep bullying her ass for a while.” There is some pussy teasing too, fingering, rubbing that wet slit while her thighs twitch a little, but honestly the ass content steals the spotlight. I mean, it’s in the way her cheeks jiggle when you stretch her, how her back arches when you focus only on the backdoor, how her body language says “I’m not used to this” even though clearly she is. And I kept getting distracted staring at the way her tail area is placed near her butt, like I was trying to reverse engineer the anatomy instead of just enjoying the view, which is the dumbest thing to overthink here.

If you’re into sexy non-human girls, this hits that furry-adjacent, cute-creature vibe without going full animals. She’s got that anime monster girl energy, like a pokegirl someone drew in a Discord server at three in the morning, then somehow she escaped into a browser game. Big soft tits, nice round hips, her body is definitely built for breeding fantasies, but the game goes heavy on fingering and anal instead. There’s this one moment when you go harder and her expression changes from playful to almost teary, that mix of pain and pleasure, and I caught myself pausing just to watch that exact frame like a degenerate art critic. Or how the shading around her asshole gets slightly more open when you keep working it, little detail that probably took too much effort for a game where you basically just poke holes. Touch controls feel simple, almost too simple; I kept waiting for some hidden combo system or progression, but no, it’s just you, this naked creature girl, her pussy, her ass, and a handful of ways to use your hands on them. And the only thing that really annoyed me was this tiny UI bit in the corner that looks like it should do something important, but it just kinda sits there like a liar, and I kept clicking it again and again like a clown while her asshole was right there waiting for attention. Anyway, if your brain likes hentai, big tits, pokemon-style monster cuties, and the idea of finger fucking a creature girl’s ass until her expression melts, this accidentally hits the spot way harder than it has any right to.

This one hits like that weird dream you have after binging old Pokémon episodes and horny doujins on the same day, then waking up and going, “yeah ok, I kinda wanted that.” The whole thing is basically one long scene with Dragonite and this thin, soft-looking girl, Tia, somewhere outside where nobody is going to save her from anything. Or help her. Or even pretend to help. It’s that kind of game that doesn’t pretend to be romantic, but there’s still this small, twisted intimacy hiding behind all the obscene stuff, and my brain keeps trying to read feelings into it even when it’s just a huge dragon cock going in and out of her like a piston.

You hit play and the whole show starts moving without any big ceremony. No fake plot dump, no twenty walls of text, nothing. Just Tia already on her knees with Dragonite towering over her, wings folded, like he already decided what’s happening and she’s late to the meeting. The animation has that raw, slightly stiff loop feeling, but in a good way, like an old Flash porn that somehow grew up. Her body reacts in these tiny ways that made me pay more attention than I expected: the way her legs twitch when he spreads her wider than she can handle, the way her mouth opens just a little too far when he shoves his tip between her lips and you can almost hear that wet choking sound in your head. I kept replaying this moment where he pushes her down into the grass and she arches her back, hips up, like her body is begging even when her face still looks overwhelmed. It’s not “romantic story route”, it’s more “your pussy belongs to this big flying monster now, sorry”.

What got me the most was how shameless it is about size. That cock looks ridiculous, thick and long in a way that should be funny, but once it starts sliding into her, frame by frame, it kind of stops being a joke. She stretches around him, pussy lips pulled open, and you see that slick mix of drool and arousal clinging to him. Outdoor setting means no bed to soften anything, so her back hits the ground, grass sticking to her skin, and the only comfort she gets is his grip on her hips, holding her in place while he just thrusts, harder, deeper, like he’s trying to mold her from the inside. When he finally blows, he doesn’t do some tiny polite spurt either. No, it’s full-on flood. Thick white cum pouring out of her, dripping down the crack of her ass, some of it smeared around her thighs when he keeps moving even after finishing, like he’s trying to push every last drop inside. There’s this one frame where it leaks out slowly, after he pulls back, and it honestly felt more intimate than half of the “romance games” I’ve played in the last year. Filthy, rough, completely unapologetic. And yeah, I hate that the play button is in the top right like some lost ad banner and it annoyed me way more than it should, but the second I saw Tia bent over with Dragonite lining up behind her, I kinda forgot to complain.

This thing is like somebody mashed up a horny Pokémon convention, a cheap RPG maker project, and a bad joke from a Discord server, then somehow it actually… works. You wake up in this anime-ass geek convention where every “monster” you fight is actually a girl in cosplay, and half the gameplay is basically you trying to get them undressed without getting your ass kicked in turn-based combat. It’s all classic RPG structure, but instead of grinding slimes, you’re chasing a Jolteon girl in a maid outfit who stuns you by shaking her tits at you. The whole loop is simple: walk around the con map, poke suspicious stuff like tall grass and weird corners, trigger encounters, win the fight, fill your little sticker collection and Cosplayer Compendium with more “reward” images and tear states. It sounds boring when I say it like that, but when you actually sit there trying to min-max your skills just to see the next torn costume version of Gardevoir maid, suddenly it feels like Excel with boobs. Which is kind of my dream job, to be honest, but also not at all.

What hits me most is how it leans into parody without getting pretentious. This is not high art, it knows it, and that’s why it’s funny. The jokes are very “Newgrounds 2012” energy: characters talking shit, dumb puns, meta comments when you lose. At one point I picked the wrong dialog option on a date with Ivy in the cafe, and instead of the usual “bad end”, she just drags you into this awkward, horny small talk that feels exactly like a failed Tinder meetup, except she’s in costume and you’re basically trying to unlock her beach CG. The Maid Cafe is the real star though. It’s like a data dashboard of fetishes: you walk in, and your brain starts building mental pie charts of “cat ears”, “thigh-highs”, “bare shoulders with the fabric barely holding”. Half of the cast is parody of Pokémon girls and Eeveelution cosplayers, and the other half is “what if a normal con girl just went way too hard on the roleplay and now you have to fight her bra off”. Battle mechanics are basic but they sneak in some neat little choices. There’s this moment where you see a shiny-like encounter in the tall grass, and you’re sitting there rubbing the mouse over it like some degenerate, hoping it triggers a rare girl instead of the same basic cosplayer with one less button done up. When it works you feel like a genius. When it fails you just feel like a guy rubbing a virtual bush for hentai.

I like how horny it is without trying to be classy. Clothes rip in stages during battles, you see the same pose evolve from “fully dressed and mad at you” to “tits out, mascara slightly smudged, still talking trash”. The gallery in the Compendium shows you every combat pose and every tear level once you’ve earned them, which scratches the completionist itch way too hard. It actually made me replay some areas just to fill in missing girls on the map, like I was doing some wholesome Pokédex run, except instead of “seen / caught” it’s “seen / stripped”. At the same time, the pacing can be a bit of a mess. Sometimes you walk around forever with nothing happening, then suddenly three lewd encounters and a date event fire one after another, like the RNG is drunk. I ended up alt-tabbing between this and checking charts in Google Sheets, which is pretty funny, since my brain kept trying to calculate “cosplayer per room” density like I was modeling user retention. Also, I have to complain about one stupid tiny thing: the way some dialog lines scroll and then stop half a pixel off-center makes my eye twitch every time. Completely ruined my immersion in the important scientific activity of chasing half-naked Gardevoir maid around a cafe. Still went back for her anyway. Obviously.