Xweb looks like something a horny creep coded after binging too much Black Mirror and porn parody anime, and honestly that’s the charm. You’re this “Secret User” in a sketchy underground app where strangers send you messed up requests, and you answer them by typing out custom commands, like you’re tech support for perverts and psychos. One guy wants his cheating wife exposed, another wants to stalk an idol with ridiculous tits, someone else is begging you to fix a cursed sex tape that literally kills people who watch it. The UI keeps pinging your phone like Telegram plus OnlyFans plus something that really should get your device seized at airport security. Between answering clients, the story cuts to animated scenes where your choices clearly messed up someone’s life or turned them into your next obsessed toy. It’s not just “click to see boobs” either; the conversations are surprisingly long and filthy, with the girls oversharing way too fast, sending pics that get more hardcore the more you push them. One moment a shy student is asking if it’s wrong to fantasize about her professor, next moment she’s sending you a video of her riding a dildo in the dim light, her huge tits bouncing like it’s a cheap camshow and she keeps whispering your username like it’s sacred. There’s real horny energy in how the text, the voices, and the little animations sync up, even if sometimes the English sounds like Google Translate having a stroke.

Sex-wise the game goes hard into the whole “harem in a horror movie” mood. You’ve got multiple girls orbiting around this Xweb nonsense, each one with their own flavor of messed up. The soft-spoken one with the big ass who “accidentally” leaves her camera on while she changes. The cosplayer with huge boobs who keeps sending you low-angle shots, then later ends up in a corrupted stream where something in the background is not human. Scenes can flip from erotic to creepy without warning. One minute she’s on all fours, moaning while you pound her pussy in some cheap motel with neon light flashing through the window, the next minute the video glitches and her face distorts for a second, like something from a cursed tape, before snapping back while she’s still begging you not to stop. It’s weirdly hot. The vaginal sex is animated in that simple 2D style where everything is about the rhythm: her ass slamming back into your hips, the wet sounds cranked up way too loud, cum filling her and then dripping down her thighs in looping shots that are almost hypnotic. You can tell where the artist spent all the effort: tits and asses wobble, nipples get hard, her expression changes with each thrust, and sometimes it looks a bit off perspective-wise but that just kind of adds to the dirty feel, like you shouldn’t even be watching this. The parody side quietly sneaks in when you recognize archetypes from big anime and mainstream games, but warped, like a “totally not that famous witch girl” with a hat way too big and cleavage even bigger, or a “not that survival horror cop chick at all” who somehow ends up tied to a chair, riding your cock for her life while something claws at the door. Xweb mixes shit that shouldn’t go together: tech support, time travel talk, a hitman looking for you in the real world, and somehow you still end up focusing on one thing: whose tight little virtual hole are you filling next while the entire world apparently goes to hell around you.

This Resident Evil parody throws you straight into Lady Dimitrescu's castle, and honestly? The devs knew exactly what they were doing. You're playing some poor bastard who's gotta survive Alcina's "trial" - which basically means getting dominated by a nine-foot vampire mommy and her equally stacked daughters. The turn-based combat system feels clunky at first, like they copy-pasted it from some RPG maker tutorial, but once you realize the real gameplay is about managing your stamina while getting your face buried in supernatural cleavage, it starts making sense. There's this one scene where Dimitrescu pins you against the wall and the camera angle is just... chef's kiss. The 3DCG models look decent enough, though Lady D's proportions are so exaggerated she looks like she'd topple over in real life.

Combat encounters blend into these weird BDSM scenarios where losing actually feels like winning. You'll find yourself deliberately failing just to see what creative punishment awaits. The spanking animations have more effort put into them than the actual sword fighting mechanics, which tells you where the priorities were. Sandbox elements let you explore the castle freely, groping your way through dark corridors while avoiding or seeking out the various monster girls lurking around. Some of the dialogue during sex scenes made me laugh out loud - not sure if that was intentional. The ahegao faces during climax moments are over-the-top ridiculous but somehow work within this campy horror-porn aesthetic.

What really caught me off guard was how they handled the size difference fetish stuff. Tall vs short dynamics play out in every interaction, from handjobs where your character can barely reach to titfuck scenes that look physically impossible. The harem aspect kicks in later when you're juggling multiple supernatural ladies, each with their own domination preferences. Voice acting ranges from surprisingly good to hilariously bad, but the moaning sounds authentic enough. Fair warning though - the grinding gets repetitive and some animations loop awkwardly.

It’s weird how something that starts like a cheap parody ends up crawling under your skin, both in the horny way and the “what the hell is happening” way. The club looks like it was built by someone who never actually went to one - neon lights too bright, music looping like a fever dream, and those animatronic girls that move just a little too human when they think you’re not watching. You’re supposed to be fixing stuff, right? Checking circuits, running diagnostics, pretending you’re not staring at the tiger girl’s hips when she bends over the stage railing. Aurora purrs when you talk to her, but it’s not cute - it’s low, like she’s tasting your fear. Or maybe your sweat. I can’t tell anymore.

There’s this rhythm to the nights, like foreplay stretched across fourteen shifts. You start thinking you’re in control, pressing buttons, locking doors, teasing them with the intercom. Then one of them whispers your name through the static and suddenly you’re the one being toyed with. The bird one - Chi, I think - has this glitch where her voice doubles, and it sounds like two women moaning out of sync. It’s messed up and hot and wrong in all the right ways. Sometimes the game throws a jump scare right after a sexy scene, and it’s like your body doesn’t know whether to flinch or cum. I hate that it works.

And yeah, the humor’s filthy. It knows exactly what it’s parodying, and it doesn’t care if you get the joke or not. Half the time I laughed, half the time I felt like I needed a shower. The writing’s uneven, but maybe that’s the charm - it feels like a drunk confession typed at 3% battery. There’s a story somewhere under the tits and terror, something about prototypes and control, but honestly, I stopped trying to separate the plot from the arousal. It’s all tangled together, like wires and sweat and fur.

You start as this demon kid who somehow survives a holy massacre and grows up surrounded by people who were supposed to kill him. Kind of awkward family photos situation. Years later he’s not a scared child anymore, he’s a full-on incubus with a body built for sin and a brain that alternates between “save the world” and “ruin that elf’s throat today”. The whole thing plays like a fantasy adventure where every few steps you’re either in a fight or getting dragged into something horny. One second you’re cutting down bandits, the next you’ve got a priestess on her knees, looking up with that messy ahegao face while she tries to chant a blessing with your cock in her mouth. Plot actually exists, which annoyed me at first because I just wanted to see tits, but then I caught myself caring about who betrays who and which kingdom burns, so yeah, it works.

Sex is very “you are the camera”, a lot of pov angles that feel like someone stole your Pornhub history and turned it into a quest line. There’s this knight milf who acts like your strict teacher, keeps calling you “boy” while she’s choking you with her thighs, and then in the next scene you’ve got her on her back, armor half torn off, huge tits bouncing as she begs for creampie “for the glory of the gods”. Totally not how religion works, but I’m not complaining. Sometimes you are the one in control, slamming some big-ass monster girl into the wall and fucking her brains out while she drools and squirts everywhere. Other times a demoness pins your wrists with one hand, plays with your cock with the other, and edges you until you want to punch your screen. There’s proper lesbian side stuff too, like two busty magic girls going at it with toys, riding each other’s faces while you just watch like a creep, then they “notice” you and suddenly you’re the third toy. And yeah, the horror angle is there in this weird way, like you sneak into corrupted temples where tentacled things whisper inside your head, but instead of eating you, they offer you power in exchange for watching them fuck captured adventurers. It sounds dark, but half the time you’re jerking off while some poor soul is taken apart by a slime girl who really likes anal.

Combat is surprisingly not trash. You actually pick skills, trigger superpower stuff, manage cooldowns, all that, while naked demon girls in the bestiary are waiting for you as “rewards”. Some fights end with you splitting skulls, some with you splitting pussies, it just depends on who’s on top that scene. There’s a moment where you punch a guy’s head off, blood everywhere, and two seconds later his witch lover is on your cock, crying and cursing you while riding you like she wants to break your hips. And then boom, romance hits you from nowhere: characters remember what you did, get jealous when you fuck others, tease you with slow handjobs instead of straight sex, even use footjobs as “punishment” if you broke a promise. Group scenes are wild: foursome in a ruined chapel, big tits and big asses all over the screen, your incubus dick going from mouth to pussy to ass to throat like it’s a timed puzzle. There’s a voyeur thing where you peek on a princess finger-fucking herself in the bath, moaning your name, and later you actually get to reenact that scene with her while her maid watches from the door and secretly rubs her feet against your cock. Animations are dirty in a good way, nothing too polished, hips don’t always line up perfect, but that roughness makes it feel more real, like some cursed hentai recording you weren’t meant to see. The only thing that annoyed me is how the text sometimes skips too fast when the sex gets really good and I miss a line where someone promises to let you fill every hole, and there’s no way to scroll that back exactly where I want. I’m still kinda mad about that and I keep forgetting to change the settings. Anyway, the whole thing is like if someone mashed up a dark fantasy RPG with a porn studio that really likes mixing pain, magic, and romance into one big sinful soup.