Game hits you with this weird mix of horny and courtroom drama that kinda shouldn’t work, but it does, like getting a blowjob during a TED talk about legal ethics. You’re this fresh lawyer guy, all suit and nerves, and everyone around you is either lying, flirting, or trying to own your soul, sometimes all three at once. It feels a bit like Phoenix Wright if Phoenix stopped shouting “Objection!” and started thinking with his dick. You’re clicking through dialogue, trying to sound smart in court while also trying not to stare too hard at tits that are, let’s be honest, animated to wreck your focus.

What I liked is how the game keeps pretending it’s classy and serious with the law vibe, then out of nowhere you’re in some office at night, alone with a client who really does not respect the concept of personal space. You’re sitting there, choices on screen like “press her on the alibi” or “lean into the seduction,” and your brain is like “yeah yeah justice and all that” while your hand is already hovering over the horny option. Seduction scenes are actually not lazy too, they build up. You talk, you tease, sometimes she teases you, sometimes you screw it up and she shuts you down, which hurts more than losing the case, honestly. When you finally end up with her between your legs, giving you oral while you’re half-dressed in your lawyer clothes, it really leans into that power thing. You’re the guy in control on paper, but half the time you feel like a puppet on her tongue. Not complaining. Mostly.

It’s still a visual novel at the end of the day, so yeah, lots of reading, lots of choices, and the 3D style is kinda clean and kinda janky at the same time. Some faces look amazing in one angle, then in another they look like they’re judging you for your Pornhub search history. The courtroom gameplay bits are fun, even if sometimes they act like you’re Sherlock when you’re just clicking the one option that doesn’t sound completely stupid. I had one moment where I was grilling a witness all serious, using logic, checking evidence, feeling big brain, then the game cuts to later that night and that same witness is on her knees in your apartment, lipstick smudged, talking about how “dominant” you were in court. Like, chill, I only clicked the blue text option. There are paths where you lean into being the nice respectful guy, but it kind of feels like the world keeps pushing you toward being this smug dominant bastard who knows exactly how to twist people, in and out of court. And yeah, I wish the MC had less of that default porn-protagonist blankness sometimes, but then one of the girls will give you that slow look up and down and call you “counselor” in this filthy tone and suddenly you forget to care about character depth. Also there’s this annoying little sound effect in some menu that kept looping and I still have no idea why it pissed me off so much, but anyway. You bounce between moral choices, dirty talking, and legal puzzles like you’re juggling law books and panties at the same time, and it’s surprisingly easy to lose track of which one mattered more.

Everything in this game starts with that awkward feeling of coming back to a place that’s supposed to be “home” but actually feels like a porn parody of your own memories. You’re this guy who returns to his old city for college, carrying some emotional baggage, a phone that never stops buzzing, and a dick that gets him in trouble every ten minutes. It pretends to be a normal school slice-of-life at first, like “oh, classes, dorms, new people”, then suddenly you’re in a party bathroom getting a messy drunk blowjob from someone whose name you don’t even remember, while your in-game notifications keep reminding you you’ve got an exam tomorrow. There’s this really specific vibe: half coming-of-age, half “how fast can I ruin this dude’s life with bad choices and hot people”. And honestly, it works. Mostly.

The game lets you wander around the campus and the city, so you bump into scenes instead of having them thrown in your face in a straight line. One time I just went to the gym because I was bored and somehow ended up peeking through a tiny window into the staff shower, watching a thick Black PE teacher wash off after practice, her ass taking up half the screen while the protagonist slowly strokes himself. That voyeur stuff is handled in a really messy, human way. He feels like a perv, not a hero, and it’s kind of hot and kind of gross at the same time. Then later, if you actually talk to her and don’t act like a total creep, there’s this whole slow-burn thing where she teases him in class, does the “lean on your desk so her tits are in your face” routine, and eventually you end up railroading her in the equipment closet, switching between titjob and deepthroat while she keeps calling you “kid” like that is not making it hotter. The animation is unpolished, some loops are clumsy, but the body language sells the scene better than a lot of big-budget stuff. Faces actually show embarrassment, annoyance, or that “okay, fine, I want this too” kind of look. Then in the very next scene, the MC has this overconfident smirk that made me want to slap him. I liked him and hated him in the same click.

What’s very queer in spirit, even if the content is straight-focused, is how the game doesn’t pretend sex exists in a bubble. You’re not just picking “blowjob” from a menu. You text girls on your phone, get weird drunk voice notes, and watch them shitpost memes on their in-game social app. There’s this one storyline with a mixed-race classmate who deals weed on the side to pay rent. You can either be judgy or join her little side hustle. I went full disaster and helped her. There’s a scene in her cramped room where you’re both high, music from her shitty Bluetooth speaker buzzing, and the conversation just slides from “what are you running from” into her sitting on your face. It’s not some perfect porn angle; her thighs cover half the screen, her belly jiggles a bit, and the camera awkwardly moves when she grinds too hard. Then she pulls off your pants and lazily strokes you, gives you this sloppy half-committed blowjob, almost like she’s testing how much you can take. If you push your luck, she just climbs on and rides you raw while laughing about how terrible your pull-out reflex is. The creampie is framed as both hot and kinda stupid, and the next morning she’s texting about Plan B and money while you’re still replaying the way she shivered when you came inside her. Romance and drama get tangled with all the dirt: arguments in the cafeteria, jealous looks in the hallway, a “friendly” handjob under the table that clearly isn’t just friendly. Sometimes the combat bits feel random, like “oh, now we’re suddenly punching some asshole at a club”, but the bruise on your face shows up in the next scene where some girl licks your busted lip before going down on you, so at least the game remembers. I just wish the bathroom doors didn’t all open the same way; it bothered me for no reason, and now it lives rent free in my brain. Anyway. The whole thing feels unstable, horny, queer in its messiness, and a little too honest about how sex, drugs, and bad choices mix together when you’re pretending to be an adult.

God Tier Academy feels like somebody smashed a horny dating sim into a shounen anime and then said, “yeah ok, but what if we don’t give the MC any actual power and just see how fast he dies.” You’re this dude with busted, unstable magic, officially a nobody, secretly shoved into the top freak school in the country as a spy. The teachers can blow up buildings, the students are literal walking disasters, and you’re trying not to shit yourself while a government officer on your phone reminds you they’ll ruin your family if you run. It’s great. It’s also stupid. In a good way. Mostly.

What really got me is the tone whiplash. One scene you’re in a dark hallway, some monster girl with a tongue too long to be legal breathing in your ear, the game doing that slow zoom while the sound design goes all wet and sticky. Next scene you’re in a normal classroom, fighting sleep while the big tit combat instructor casually explains how to decapitate a demon “before or after foreplay, up to you.” The romance stuff swings between actually sweet and “ok this is straight-up hentai logic.” You can be in a semi-serious convo about trust and betrayal, and two clicks later you’re in a group sex mess on a training field where someone is using a magic shield spell to keep the cum from hitting the grass. There is teasing everywhere, lots of it feeling like those old ecchi anime jokes, but then the game just goes full “nope, we are doing anal and multiple penetration right now, no fade to black.” I liked that it doesn’t pretend to be classy. I also hated that sometimes it pretends to care about school politics for longer than 4 lines, but I forgot that as soon as one of the girls did that ahegao with glowing eyes after a blowjob scene that transitions straight into a horror-styled jump scare. Don’t ask, it actually works. Kind of. Maybe.

Multi-lover stuff is where it gets messy in the best way. You can clearly angle for several romance routes at once and the game doesn’t slap your hand. There’s this one moment in a dorm common room where you’ve already been getting handjobs and oral from two different girls on different days, and a third one walks in, monster girl type with claws and soft voice, and realizes you’ve been flirting with everyone. Instead of the usual jealousy drama, she basically negotiates terms like a damn lawyer: “Fine, but when we do group training, you’re mine first.” That later turns into an animated group scene where she’s riding you, another girl is on your face, and some very enthusiastic dude from the combat club joins in like this is the most normal thing after sparring. The male-on-male angle is treated pretty casually, more like “yo, you’re hard, I’m hard, we’re in a storage room, why not” than big identity speeches, which honestly fits this setting better. There’s also a classroom scene where you’re supposed to be learning spell control, but everyone ends up using the practice barriers as privacy screens for blowjobs and quick anal, while the UI still pretends you’re making serious “tactical choices.” One tiny thing that drove me insane: the mobile interface sometimes hides the text box right when a character is mid-confession, so you tap, and suddenly you jump from “I think I might love...” straight into a creampie animation. No idea what she said. Probably important. I kept meaning to rewind, and then I didn’t.

Getting Inside feels like somebody mashed together a horny isekai, a shitpost Discord server, and one of those old Ren’Py projects you find on itch at 3 brain cells left. You start as this absolute nobody, walking disaster of a dude, whose life is basically scrolling Twitter, alt-tabbing to Pornhub, and pretending “tomorrow I change everything.” Then this demon just pops into your life like a bugged popup ad and goes “hey, wanna ruin your soul with pussy and bad decisions?” Except he doesn’t even ask for your soul. He just hangs around, vibing, treating your life like a season of trash reality TV. And it actually kinda works. The story leans hard into the idea that you’re not a hero, you’re not special, you’re just a moron getting dragged into a world where every woman is hotter than the last and you’re still somehow surprised when they want to ride you.

What I liked is how the “seduce all the women” thing is more than just clicking the top option like a monkey. Sometimes you pick the obviously horny answer and the girl just stares at you like “wow, that’s it? that’s your entire personality?” One moment you’re smooth talking a smug office lady, thinking yeah I nailed this, and two dialogue clicks later you’re getting verbally undressed because you forgot her name. That early scene in the bar where you’re trying to impress the older woman while the demon is basically live-commenting like a toxic Twitch chat? Peak. He’s roasting your flirting mid-sentence, then the CG swaps and suddenly she’s grinding on your lap and your brain just deletes half the text because tits. The sex scenes are not subtle at all: there’s spit, creampies, messy facials, that one angle where you know the artist went “yeah, this is going on the preview page.” But in between the nut bait you get these weirdly funny moments, like the MC worrying more about his stamina than the fact some of these girls might actually be dangerous. Also, side note, one of the dialogue fonts feels like something from a school project and it annoyed me for no real reason and then I kept noticing it, like a mosquito.

It still plays like a light visual novel you could run in a browser tab next to Telegram and pretend you’re answering DMs. Click, read, pick a choice, get railed or get rejected. No grind, no dumb gacha, no “energy system,” just straight “make choice, get pussy or pain.” Some routes go surprisingly dark for a game that opens like a horny joke, especially when the demon stops laughing and you realize he actually sees you as entertainment more than buddy. One girl smiles sweet, calls you “cute,” then later sits on your face like she’s trying to erase you from existence, and you’re there thinking “romance, I guess?” The endings shift a lot depending on how much of a degenerate or coward you play, and yeah, you can totally bungle it and end up less happy than where you started, which is kinda funny in a sad porn addict way. It’s messy, the tone flips from goofy to uncomfortably hot to “oh shit this is low-key tragic,” and the art sometimes looks rushed right before a scene that hits your kink so hard you forget to blink. On Pornhub you scroll past a thousand clips that feel more fake than this idiot’s demon-fueled sex life, and somehow that’s the charm: it’s horny, dumb, self-aware, sometimes surprisingly mean, and you still click “another route” after telling yourself you’re done.

Look, I'm gonna be real with you - this game is basically what happens when someone watches too much My Hero Academia and thinks "you know what this needs? More tits." And honestly? They weren't wrong.

The whole premise is ridiculous in the best way possible. You're playing some generic dude who somehow ends up at UA High School, except instead of learning how to be a hero, everyone's just horny as fuck. Uraraka's floating around in her school uniform looking like she's about to pop out of it, Momo's creating... well, let's just say she's not making tea this time. The writing tries to be funny and sometimes it actually lands - there's this one scene where Bakugo's screaming about explosions while getting a handjob and I lost my shit laughing. But then other times it's just cringe dialogue that makes you wonder if the writer ever talked to a real person.

What really gets me is how they handled the uniforms. Like, they clearly spent way more time making sure every skirt was the perfect length to show just enough thigh than they did on... literally anything else. The art style tries to copy the anime but it's obviously done by someone who learned to draw from DeviantArt tutorials. Not saying it's bad, just saying you can tell. Mina's scenes are probably the hottest though - something about that pink skin just hits different. Oh and don't get me started on how they butchered Deku's character, turning him from nervous virgin into some smooth-talking pussy magnet. It's like they took everything that made him interesting and threw it out the window for the sake of having him bang everyone. Still fapped to it though, not gonna lie.

Man, this MHA dating sim is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your old jeans pocket - unexpectedly good but kinda wrinkled around the edges. The Koikatsu engine does most of the heavy lifting here, and honestly? It works better than it has any right to. You're basically living out every weeb's fantasy of hooking up with the Class 1-A girls, plus some pro heroes who definitely shouldn't be giving you the time of day but here we are.

The character roster is honestly impressive - we got Ochako being all cute and bubbly, Momo with that rich girl energy that somehow makes the paizuri scenes hit different, and don't even get me started on Mirko because that rabbit hero will absolutely wreck you in the best possible way. Mt Lady's scenes are chef's kiss, especially when she's in that cheerleader outfit that makes zero sense contextually but who cares. The dialogue tries to stay true to the characters which is... ambitious, I'll give them that. Sometimes Tsuyu sounds exactly like herself, other times she's spouting lines that would make Mineta blush. It's inconsistent but when it works, it really works.

Look, the gameplay loop is pretty standard dating sim stuff - talk to girls, pick dialogue options, unlock increasingly spicy scenes. Nothing groundbreaking there. But the variety of positions and scenarios keeps things interesting. The footjob scene with Jiro had me questioning my life choices in the best way, and the lesbian content with Toga and Uraraka is surprisingly well animated. Sure, some of the English translation reads like it went through Google Translate twice, and occasionally the girls' personalities do complete 180s between scenes, but when you're balls deep in a threesome with Mina and Hagakure (invisible girl jokes write themselves), you're not exactly critiquing the narrative consistency. The visual novel elements feel tacked on but whatever, we're not here for Shakespeare.

You know that feeling when a game looks like it was thrown together in someone’s horny fever dream, but somehow it still works on you way harder than the “polished” stuff? This one is exactly that, like an accidental ASMR session where the mic is clipping a bit and you hear the creator breathing too close, yet your brain goes, yeah, keep going. It’s a Ren’Py visual novel that dumps you into an isekai version of Attack on Titan, only instead of getting eaten by giants, you basically get eaten alive by the girls. The whole cast is here in their Koikatsu-style 3D look, slightly uncanny and shiny in all the wrong places, but that actually helps the vibe. They feel like adult dolls someone posed for you, not perfect anime waifus, and that’s kinda hot in a trashy way. First scene I got, I ended up alone with Mikasa in a quiet barracks room, and the sound of the little ambient loop in the background plus those slow text lines dripping in felt almost like whispering in your ear. It’s not amazing sound design or anything, just basic loops and light clicks, but if you’re into ASMR, that soft repetitive tap of Ren’Py text advance starts to feel like a metronome for your horny brain.

The game leans very hard into the male protagonist fantasy, no pretending it’s anything else. You’re the guy, you’re dropped into their world, and pretty fast it turns into harem territory with Sasha, Annie, Historia, Hange, and Zoe orbiting around your dick like it’s the new Wall Maria. First time Sasha drops to her knees and starts an eager blowjob, the camera angle is slightly weird, like her face is too close and the background is dead empty, but you can hear the faint menu click you made just before the scene and it accidentally amps the tension. Then later there’s a titjob scene with Mikasa where nothing really moves except her model shifting position and the text describing her squeezing you between her breasts, and the stillness makes you focus on every little line. It’s like reading smut while someone plays a low YouTube rain sound in another tab. Then the next moment the game swings to Historia giving a shy handjob, her eyes not quite tracking right because of the model, and that tiny jank suddenly feels intimate, like you caught a bootleg recording. There’s a footjob with Annie that goes on way too long text-wise, and I kind of hated it and loved it. The dev really milks every toe curl and heel press on your shaft, to the point where you’re clicking, clicking, clicking, thinking, ok I get it, she’s rubbing, and then one line hits you: “You can feel her sole slide slowly along your vein,” and your whole body reacts. Then you go right back to being annoyed that the textbox covers the best part of the screen and you can’t move it. Classic Ren’Py pain.

Romance here is not subtle, but it tries. There are choice branches where you can act more caring with Historia or tease Sasha or be weirdly gentle with Hange, and those tiny variations actually shift the energy of later scenes. One time I picked the softer answer with Historia early on, and her later blowjob had different lines, more about “wanting to take care of you,” and the way it was written had this soft ASMR energy, like verbal aftercare while she’s still sucking. Then I restarted and went full asshole route and she was colder, more detached, same animation, completely different feeling. The game plays like a first date where you know you’re going to fuck, but you’re still pretending there’s some sweetness involved. Then after a couple routes, it starts feeling like a long term thing with these girls, where you know exactly how Sasha moans when she goes too deep, or how Mikasa’s “hnn” lines always appear right before she speeds up. You kind of memorize the rhythm of their scenes. There’s romance, sure, but it’s romance written by someone who clearly loves the characters and also wants to see them swallow. The UI is clunky, some backgrounds feel like random Koikatsu screenshots, and sometimes the pacing just dies in the middle of a hot scene, but when the text, the slow click, the janky 3D pose and your own breathing sync up for a second, it hits like low budget porn that somehow turns into a brain massage. It should not work as well as it does. It really, really should not.

Everything in this game feels like someone took the “wizard school after the war” idea, then slowly twisted it with horny fingers, one scene at a time. You play as this guy who survived the big final battle, and suddenly you’re thrown back into school life, but it’s not really school like you remember from the books. The tone is quieter, heavier, very “post-war hangover”, with ghosts of trauma in the background, and also a lot of naked people in corridors. What hooked me is how slow it starts: long conversations in dim classrooms, walking around the castle, the sense that characters actually lived through shit. They’re tired, bitter, horny, lonely. I like that kind of pacing: you don’t just click twice and boom, blowjob. Sometimes you’re stuck in a talk with Hermione about ethics of rewriting fate, and you can feel she’s half grieving, half curious how far she can push her own limits. It’s hot in such a weird, broken way. And then the next moment she’s on her knees under a library table, and you’re trying not to laugh because the game doesn’t even pretend to be subtle.

The fantasy side goes pretty wild, but in a way that still feels grounded in that “magic school with rules” thing. You get these scenes where elven girls show up as part of some rebuilding exchange program, all proud and formal, talking about treaties, then you click through a few choices and suddenly an elf is jerking you off in a dusty storage room while arguing about wand regulations. There’s a tentacle bit too, of course there is, and I kind of hate that I enjoyed it. It’s not just monster porn thrown at your face. There’s this old forbidden spell experiment under the school, drifting and half-alive, and when it finally touches one of the girls, the writing slows down like it’s describing an unwanted memory that slowly turns into desire. Her clothes peel away like they’re losing a fight, she gets pinned wide open, slick and breathing fast, and the protagonist is both turned on and terrified. It’s fucked up, but not cheap. Then again, sometimes the game feels cheap, like when a serious moment about loss turns into instant tits-out stripping minigame and weirdly clunky blowjob animation. I still replayed that scene three times, so clearly I’m not innocent here. What I keep coming back to is the world-building: the dorm gossip about who fucked a “reformed” dark creature in the forest, staff meetings that hint at old grudges, Hermione pretending to be above it all while letting you slide your hand between her thighs during a “study session”, her voice cracking when you finally push inside her on that creaky classroom desk. The art is rough in places, some faces look a bit off, but somehow that makes the filthier scenes even nastier, like fan art that went too far and never looked back. It’s romantic and soft and disgusting and sweet and stupid, all at the same time, and I keep telling myself I’m here for the time travel plot when I’m clearly staying for the way she moans around your cock during a sloppy blowjob behind a half-broken statue of the founder.

Wet Sand feels like somebody mashed together a horny Wattpad pirate fanfic with a decent point and click game, then actually bothered to make the sex look hot. You play as Fabian, this "oops I’m a captain now" guy who basically gets thrown onto a ship, surrounded by cutthroats and horny weirdos, and somehow every crisis turns into flirting or someone on their knees. It starts kind of light, just you poking around the ship, clicking barrels, checking cabins, reading little notes, that kind of usual VN rhythm. Then suddenly you’re in a cabin with a monster girl with fins on her hips, and she’s teasing you about being too soft for pirate life while she’s literally licking your cock like it’s some sacred ritual. The game does this a lot: calm scene, bit of worldbuilding, then bam, blowjob with heavy breathing and wet sounds in your headphones. I was playing with Spotify open, then had to slam it off because the moans and gulping felt way more intense than my sad indie playlist. Also, side note, whoever handled the animations likes saliva. A lot. The camera just hangs there on lips, tongue, that string of drool sliding down, and it kind of overstays but also I didn’t skip. Not even once.

The funniest thing is how it pretends to be all "serious pirate adventure" and then keeps nudging you straight into horny trouble. You talk to this one pirate girl who looks almost normal at first, just a bit too pale, long hair, sexy smirk, and then she flashes her teeth and yeah, those are not human. She threatens to eat you and then, of course, decides oral in a totally different sense is better. The game throws in romantic vibes too, like soft candle light, slow talking, some lines that try really hard to be poetic. Sometimes it works and you get this cozy, almost wholesome scene where a monster girl curls around you in the bunk and talks about old gods while stroking your chest. Sometimes it’s cringe as hell but in a charming way, like a horny teenager wrote the dialogue after watching Black Sails on mute. There’s a small moment on deck that stuck with me: you’re choosing how to handle a crew argument, very basic VN choice stuff, and if you pick the more caring option, later one of the girls thanks you by getting on her knees behind some crates while the crew is nearby. That sneaky public-but-not-quite tension hit way harder than the more "epic" scenes with tentacles in the background and ancient statues looking at you. I give Wet Sand the highly scientific award of "Best Use Of A Ship’s Storage Room To Suck A Captain Dry" because that cramped little space ends up way more memorable than the giant god scenes.

What I liked is that it doesn’t pretend to be classy. The romance is there, yeah, but the game knows you’re here for pirates and monster girls deepthroating the captain until he forgets his own name. Sometimes the pacing just collapses, like you go from talking about fate and curses, to two seconds later staring at jiggling tits bouncing in a loop while she moans your name, and it feels like the story lost its train of thought as badly as you did. But somehow that fits. The fantasy world feels lived in, even if half the lore is delivered between spits of cum and sloppy kisses. There’s a scene where the girl wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, laughs, and casually goes, "Captain, the sea took your fear, but I’ll take something better," and it sounds corny written down, but in context, with the animation and her eyes shining a bit too bright, it just clicks. I kept thinking, "this is trashy," while clicking to the next sex scene as fast as possible. That contradiction kind of is the mood of the whole thing. Wet Sand is messy, horny, sometimes dumb, sometimes weirdly tender, and it keeps shoving you into the role of this clueless guy who stumbles from pirate drama to monster girl oral like it’s the most natural path.