A simple but entertaining minigame that allows you to virtually fiss cartoon hottie Katara, from "Avatar: the last airbender". You can customize the scene by selecting from a variety of choices. Find the most attractive looks for Katara that suit your tastes.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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One day you wake up... and cant recognize your room! This is some pink burrow of a princess rather! That is not all - you angle recognize your very own body given that currently you are one pretty looking girl! What kind of damned magic is this?! And mor eimportant - how can you repair this? This is what you will certainly be attempting to identify while attempting to learn to live as a beautiful girl in a perverted globe!
Being bored with your monotonous life you were fantasizing about getting involved in among your favorite imaginary globes... and guess what? Some warm lookin magical animal arrives to make your wish to become real no issue were you actually eager for it or otherwise! And the factor for the doubt is straightforward - you wind up in the bloody and vicious globe of "Attack on Titans"! Well, at the very least a bucnh of warm chicks from the collection are also here so you could also attempt to attract some of them... if you will certainly live enough time ofcourse!
Also though this apology video game primarily is composed of just one computer animated scene - the scene in which busty Hinata Hyuga from "Naruto Shippuden" obtains fucked in a bareback position - you can varry it in dozens and dozens of ways: change and mix over 10 various positions with Hinata's clothes, accessoires and problems to create especially exciting outfits and situations!
Now being growned up Naruto doesn; t have much of exciting adventures yet he made use of to in the past. And although a few of such adventures can be given by his sexy and stunning partner Hinata when Naruto returns it is still not nearly enough. Will Naruto find the balance between tranquility and action or will the regular take control of him when and for all? The solution depends upon lots of vital decisions that you will create him during this aesthetic unique!
You individuals that such as attractive women and ninja video games will certainly love this one. You are Madara's illegitimate kid, and you have actually been confessed right into the Uchiha clan by a Namikaze clan authorities. Due to their burglary of the forbidden scroll, Baruto and Kavaki currently have phenomenal power. They both choose to eliminate the main personality, the toughest ninja in the video game. You need to identify a means to both corrupt Sarada and obtain everything back. It's not an easy job, you have to do it in order to survive.
You are a regular individual that is consuming this evening with his regular buddies at the regular bar. And quickly you are mosting likely to miss out on all the points regular - right presently when you obtain drawn in by the mysteriously opened up portal! You wind up in a brand-new globe filled with magic and fights, adventures and... great deals of busty hotties! That requires to be regular anyhow when you can become the definitely brand-new hero of "Fairy Tail" legend?
Colorful and amusing van shows up following to grimm and creepy old mansion. That's appropriate - the renowned Scooby-Gang goes to another one cirme scene to proove that no issue what kind of beast you heve seen it will certainly constantly be some criminal jerk in rubber mask! This time they are seeking mysteriosuly disapppeared uncle of their buddy but what they will certainly find might change their team forever...
This fascinating online video game presents an engaging narrative about a boy propelled right into a rough brand-new reality. After shedding his previous life of convenience and protection, he arrives in a quiet, small community with absolutely nothing but a vacant pocketbook but a heart packed with hope. The core gameplay fixate this fundamental battle to rebuild from sc***: finding important job, securing a place to call home, and browsing the myriad difficulties that emerge when one is completely alone and beginning again in a place where opportunities might not be instantly noticeable. It explores not simply the physical and financial challenges, but also the social and psychological trip of getting over and forging links difficulty in a brand-new, possibly indifferent, environment.
Hardly you have actually planned to run an abroad resort yet your grandfather clealry had various other prepare for you. Here you are - alone in the international nation facing an entire bunch of problems that you didnt create yet that you will certainly have to address. The good news is you wont be left all alone in this situation and cute looking elven house cleaning will certainly be helping you. Yes, you have actually reviewed it correctly - an ELVEN house cleaning! And yes, she appears to be one of the most normal amongst all the various other employees and especially visitors...
The hard times has actually come for Korra. Having big debts has actually placed her right into position of a flick celebrity at quite questionable workshop... workshop that comes from your uncle that has actually recently supplied you a job! Yes, you will certainly become some sort of Korra's aide so it will certainly depend on you to care for her daily needs while at the very exact same establishing her right into proper state of mind for capturing in erotic and also sex scenes!
Tonight you are mosting likely to witness a one-of-a-kind and rare program where elegance meets magic and winds up in genie Shantae dance on the phase! Ofcourse such circulation of sex-related power simply could not allow you resting still on your place and at some factor you are extra than eager to perticpate in this efficiency - you leap on the phase and fuck this hottie like some slut! Well, half-genie slut!
You also obtained tired that Sakura, Hinata and others of Naruto's girlfriend are constantly so right, proper and pollite? Well, in this video game you can finally change that! Become their brand-new sensei and educate these sluts what they actually require to know in this also ruthless and harsh globe where men are thinking just with their fists or their cocks... And be certain to provide sufficient exercising!
You are playing as the personality called Hilbert. Once you were a pokemon trainer though you were constantly extra interested in studying pokemons than to make them deal with. No marvel that hardly any person knows extra about Hypno than you. Hypno is one of leading unsafe pokemons out there and among them obtained unleashed. Currently he threatens the whole Nuvema Community! Can you shield your home town from a disaster to which you have placed your hand back in the days?
The globes of "Character: The Last Airbender" and "Character: The Tale of Korra" have several motivating women personalities. And yes, this inspiration functions for hentai apology genre! In this aesthetic unique mixed with roleplay elements you will certainly meet your favorite women personalities in a brand-new setup of Coal Island - the exotic island which just appears to be a heaven in the world...
Are you right into anime? Are you right into busty redhead milfs? If the answers for both questions are 'yesthen you are mosting likely to appreciate this straightforward and brief but enjoyable and kinky apology minigame - the video game where you will certainly obtain the chnace to have fun with naked Mei Terumi's ("Naruto Shippuden") pussy and butt! Simply pick where you desire to place the fucktoy in and appreciate the sight of her flushing and jumping boobs face!
New parody using"Naruto Shippuden" characters. This time Kushina Uzumaki will receive fucked from Raikage! How can it be possible you may ask? Well, to maintain a powerfull Ay Raikage supporting the bars with just 1 guard on see appears to be a neglect from the finish. Along with the protector - that is aficionado fave Kushina in fairly hot uniform from the manner - to find out this fairly fast! Stupid bars can not hold Raikage's person power if he must see that exy sandy-haired facing him all day lengthy - it drives him crazy! Wild enogh to split the metal bars, catch his captive and fuck her directly on her desk - he takes his time slamming this tramp rear end style and hammering her thick tits! Not a lot gameplay but very colorific and extreme animation - for many devotees of hentai parodies using Naruto characters!
Blond doll Hinata Hyuga is a damn hot doll having a nice face and huge tits. Her secret dream is to squeeze tits using a thick knob and then rubdown it. Her hands of tithjob has attained perfection. Look the way she satiates with this unacquainted fellow having a large and hard dick. Squeezing it by enormous tits, Hinata Hyuga massages his fat dick. Should you click the arrow near the peak of the display, then that fellow splashes a huge amount of semen on Hinata Hyuga big breast. And on her beautiful face. Appreciate this cartoon over and over since Hinata Hyuga is prepared to please her boobs of any neighborhood fellow.
Seems like Hinata has finally become troubles about which everybody around was attempting to inform her Naruto has lost manage and revved to nine-tails demon fox! Yet unlike eveyone else Hinata understands the way to lodge him down though for she might need to operate her booty much... and we actually mean she might need to allow this monster with big dick to fuck up her booty! However, as you'll see fairly soon she does not mind whatsoever - not only she made herself a hot clothing with this"assignment" but really likes how her large jugs are bouncing while Naruto fucks her tight (well, probably not so tight after now ) butthole filling this up with his hot cum again and again (and yes, that is revived hentai parody along with the cartoon is looped)! )
Another fun and simple hentai parody that is highly recommended for all adult fans is "Naruto Shippuden". Sakura Haruna, a pink-haired cuite who is Naruto's close friend, is the one that you will be fucked in interactive mode this evening. Even if you don't know Naruto's characters or series, you can still enjoy it. This minigame is more about the sex scenes than the story or relationships. You will need to get to Sakura's sensitive areas. Once you have done that, the pleasure meter will go up and then you can cumber over the cute, young girl. You can do it as many times as necessary!
Following the events together with Sasuke which we all have observed in first manga and anime show Sakura really has to unwind and to be able to do she finally lets Naruto to fuck her from behind ( resembles rear end style is her fave )... however succesfull they will become depends upon you! In this hentai parody aka minigame you're likely to demonstrate your abilities at hitting on the corresponding buttons at time and from you will attract both Naruto and Sakura to a lot desirable climaxes... or you may destroy everyhting once and for all when you will chance to fail to frequently! (but fortunately enough that you could always restart the game so don't worry about that too far ). More hentai games and animations about Naruto, Sakura and many of thier friends you can find on our site.
A brand new game is created with Rangiku Matsumoto, a full-bosomed blonde. She gets hurt by her boyfriend. Rangiku Matsumoto is a gorgeous woman with a big smile, lots of fun and a great body. Her large melons bounce around in the rhythm of her beautiful moves. This game has a very simple mission. Simply click on the areas marked by "Click Here" tags. Your satisfaction score will increase. The strain indicator may increase if you don't click fast enough. The sport will end if it reaches 100 percent. Be very careful and pay attention to Rangiku Matsumoto’s sport spots. You may be able to see an attractive game scene if you succeed. Don't waste time, and get started immediately.
Another one phase of aesthetic unique about cute looking catgirl from another planet that is studying the globe of humans making believe to be your house cleaning. The lengthy course lags so how ready to have a small trip? Or at the very least an enjoyable party at the coastline with all your favorite personalities? Sounds gerat! Plus seeing your favorite catgirl in a swimwear swimwear increases the cuteness!
A interactive TV program starts and thus the principal starlet of the flash is the magnificent and bootylicious blonde diva Mizuki. On goes on point in magnificent romp intimate attire. Verify her big watermelons. They are appealing. And lanky thongs cowl her clean-shaven pink cunt. Fans ar enthusiastic. No matter how the flash is only beginning. Diva Mizuki invites you admirer to the point and direct him into the couch. Subsequently diva Mizuki takes off. Oh Gods. The heat starts. Diva Mizuki dashes his trousers in the addict and starts to suck on his cock. And therefore she squeezes him with big tits. Following that, the admirer licks on starlet Mizuki's cunt and inhales on her button. Operatic starlet Mizuki sits on a fat man rod and then begins leaping thereon down and up. Her enormous peaches jump into the hit of sexual moves. An addict is well-prepped to pour slew of spermatozoan to the woman's cunt, nevertheless diva Mizuki wants to tackle assfucking penetration...
Consider this gorgeous attractiveness Hatsune Miku. She's so humble in outer clothes. Let us attempt to undress her. Beneath the clothes is a stunning young figure. And her small cupcakes deserve particular attention. Thus begin undressing this hot Hatsune Miku right now. To begin with, examine the right corner of the display - you will find things for managing your game - squares and triangles. Take advantage of these items to undress the alluring woman Hatsune Miku. And after that you will have the ability to give her lecherous gratification - you can just place her palms on her puny tits or touch her muff with her hands into masturbate her and offers her joy.
This hentai parody game has rather elementary idea in it is foundation: Naruto comes home late at night where Tsunade is already waiting for him but to not shout for him for doing anything incorrect but fairly opposite - she's willig to prize him with all the best manner that huge-titted blond cougar can prize a junior masculine plus that is really a sensual blow-job! However, so as to love this prize that the minigame ought to be ended first and that is where it comes in - it'll be your responsibility to demonstrate the art of trapping your mouse control plus accomplish"follow the dots" kind evaluation! The gameplay is not an effortless one so there will be few checkpoints along the way but you still will have to put some efforts into the process or Naruto will never jizz on Tsunade's face and tits!
Paordy match around Naruto and Tsunade using a great deal of sensual and action scenes. You'll be enjoying as naruto that hasn't fucked for so lengthy he is ready to fuck even with Tsunade currently! First you'll notice Tsunade providing Naruto that a handjob directly facing her huge palace. After the level of sensual pleasur eiwll grow high enough you can start oral vignette and it'll have few phases inside (from effortless to hard). Tsunade is fairly great so that the time for pop-shot will be soon ... but what will go wrong will fail! Lets just say that at another epiosode of this game you'll be assisting Naruto to accelerate the large palace wall such as a vampire! This parody game can put your beloved characters to sensual, funny and dangerous conditions and it is all in a kind of hentai flash game!
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat