Simple but fun minigame which has one clear purpose - to let you to virtually fuck cartoon hottie who this time will be non other than Katara from "Avatar: The last airbender" series! Besides enjoying all the action from first perosn perspective you will also get a number of options to customize the scene. Try to find the most sexy looks for Katara according to your own tastes!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
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Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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You are a normal individual living a life of an ordinary trainee. After another one exhausting day of examining you are sitting at the regular train station waiting for the train to obtain you home. Just one yawn... and points stop being regular! You get up in the the other globe loaded with magic, warriors and hot looking nekogirls that assume that you were selected by their siren! This duty includes a whole lot of pleasant perks so don't remain in a thrill to reject it...
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Amanda is ready to show you each and every aspect of her quite intense life. Though not because she really wants it but because this is all part of the contract for special show. In her attempts to restore the tourist trap she will do everything that she can and even her nature given physical assets will serve greatly for the cause. Has Amanda become your favorite participant already? Oh, she will soon enough!
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Congratulations! You have finally accomplished something in your life and from now on you are a man in charge at Beacon Academy. Now it is you who will decide the further fate of the future hunters and huntresses... which ofcourse gives you a lot of opportunities for corrupting them and using them for you own goals. The tricky part? It is to understand for how far you can get with each of them.
How do you keep getting into all those crazy situations all the time? The answer is simple - you are surrounded by crazy people! And if the childhood close friend who enjoys all sorts of physical wrestling (yeah, including the one without any clotehs on) is kinda acceptable then where did the catgirl and robot came from?! Maybe sometimes you should just follow the dream without asking...
Main heroine of our non-linear story is Sophia Parker - a better half and a mother. Because of her partner got a new job she and their son and daughter had to move to another city. And no matter how hard Susan will try it wont be possible to live by her old order in a new place. Plus people around here are not into new faces either. Will Susan take her life under contorl and keep her family together? Or will she let the obstacles and strangers to dictate on how she and her family should live, work and even love? Depends on many tricky choises that you will make!
In this game you 're not just a player, but a studio head with a roster of aspiring waifus eager to make their mark in the adult film industry. Each month brings a new wave of potential talent, and your strategic voting determines who gets the opportunity to join your studio. The gameplay revolves around crafting the perfect studio atmosphere, directing and recording compelling adult scenes, and fostering relationships with a colorful cast of characters. To help you manage the day-to-day operations and navigate the often-turbulent waters of the adult entertainment world, you 'll select one of three unique assistants, each with their own strengths and personalities, to ensure your studio runs like a well-oiled machine.
As long as you know your family has never been involved into anything of historical scale. Though it seems that your knowledge is way far from the truth when the rivalry lasting for centuries comes out and threatening to destroy everything and everyone you love. She is attractive and harmful and she is leading the clan of ninjas so if you want to protect your family you will have to form your own... and for some reason you prefer to use busty kunoicihi for this purpose.
Become the uprising hero of legendary Konoha Village in this colroful and multilayered interactive adventure! Play as Sarada Uchicha and proove that your generation is capable for things even greater than Naruto and other heroes... or for things even naughtier than them - this is one of the available options as well! Because sometimes sex can be much stronger than any jutsu!
Coming from a small town doesn't mean Becky has no ambitions. Actually it is quite the opposite - she is pretty sure that one day she will become a model or an actress. And for that she is ready to do pretty much anything. She has no big money or any connections but she has big tits and nice ass and she is always ready to put them into work if it will make her closer to her dreams.
At first you thought it was some sort of scam since you have never won anything in your entire life and now you have a free trip to the tropical island of your dreams? Having a lot of scepsis you still decided to check the address and it turns out there is actually an office, a secretary, a plane and even some other guests... who all turn out to be hot looking ladies! Double luck? Though how you will use this luck is up to you in this dating at resort themed roleplay adventure!
You are the leader of a small fantasy squad on the mission. This squad consists of an elven ranger, a human priest and a tiefling warlock. They all definitely know their business though there is still one tiny problem - all of them are hot as hell chicks while you are the only guy around! Ofcourse this will be the source of many fun and exciting situation during your long and dangerous journey!
The title of this game actually gives it's main idea right away so probably the only thing you should ask yourself before commencing to play it is - are you sure you are perverted enough? If the answer is"yes" then get ready to meet sexy and very horny redhead chick and her hefty pet (which at some point might rimend you of Daphne and Scooby Doo but not so much). All that you need to do to play this game is to swicth the actions that you want to see next. You can choose between"fuck it","eat it" and"suck it" which are all quite speaking for themselves so you will barely have any problems with navigations here. Also notice that"fuck it" command will unlock additional menu which you are free to explore while liking the simple yet still hot and kinky looking animations.
If you ever wanted to become the ninja of Konoha Village only to get attractive Temari riding on your cock then you have a much easier option now - to play this parody minigame! Enjoy the show from first person perspetcive and control the entire process thanks to simple set of actions (including manual) and give this slutty blonde bitch a creampie that she deserves for as many times as you want!
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This is the very first scene of"Dirty Ernie's showcase". This series of hentai animated joke stroire will tell you about Ernie and his days at the hospital. Hospital is not very fun place itself but Ernie will find few techniques to make his satying here both funny and exciting. Will it be playing pranks on his friends, watching over hot young redhead nursie or furious a war against medics he doesn't like - every part of Ernie's adventures will be shown! But don't think that you will need only to watch - sometimes you will need to help Ernie to make a choice. Ofcourse it will happen only few times per scene but it may change the way story will go pretty significant! If you will enjoy this kind of humor then go to our website - we have a lot more vignettes of Ernie's adventures!
This next hentai game is quite short and simple but has nice graphics and humor in it... especially if you happened to be an adult worshipper of"My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Rainbow Rocks". Actually being a fan you will see adventures of another fangirl in the world of humanized ponies and even take part in the best moment of her day - when this horny fangirl meets her idols and have hook-up with them. The only problem is that all three femmes she will meet will have a futa dicks in their pants and under their skirts. But if this is not a problem for you then it is definitely not a problem for our main heroine - she will gladly fuck them one by one or even might try to fuck them all at the same time. All you need to do is to decide who and which crevice is going to fuck next...
Hey there, dude. You're a very lucky man. Your friend Anais came to visit you. Especially for you, she wore a short mini-skirt and a white top. Sitting on the sofa Anais looks fucking sexy. So you want something more than to talk. You need to get Anais's attention, then take her away from her and then you'll have great romp. First, look at the progress bar on the left and right of the screen. One of them is your excitement - try to keep it at the minimum level. The second is Anais's attention to you. The higher it is - the more chances you have to have romp. Use the"arm" icons in the game to get the right places on the Anais perfect sexy body for progress in this game. If you are lucky then high-quality and depraved romp is guaranteed to you.
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Want to Watch fuck-a-thon between Batman and Wonder Woman? Then start playing right now. So the action takes place at the cosmic station. Batman wants to fuck Miracle Woman. She does not mind to take depraved sesmo after a long flight. For starters Wonder Woman bj's Batman's fat dick. She definitely likes to munch him up and down, as well as bite big ball sack and munch them. After that, the Wonder Woman disrobes to display her gorgeous sports figure to everyone. Batman begins to fuck huge-boobed Wonder Woman in her tight and round culo. From ass fucking fuck-a-thon Wonder Woman reaches orgasm. But Batman Fucks Wonder Woman in pink cunt until she gets out of sexual tension. buggery and ass fucking are all included! therefore do not waste an excessive amount of time and establish what distinctive talents, additionally to fighting enemies, Diana has down pat on the magical island, and whether or not these main characters, beginning with batman, are going to be robust enough to satisfy Diana.|While Superman as well as others are dealing with bad guys Batman as well as Wonder Lady got some leisure time on the Justice League's space station. What they are going to do? They are going to fuck ofcourse! As well as considering that there is nobody around Princess Diana can lastly put away the amazonian stereotypes as well as praise the big and strong dick as she pleases... as well as you can be sure that Bruce will not miss such possibility to show who is really in charge right here!|In the realm of comic books and popular culture, a tantalizing clash of titans has emerged: Wonder Slut vs Batman. Wonder Slut, a provocative and enigmatic figure, symbolizes the appeal of the prohibited and the transgressive. Her appealing curves, provocative clothes, and uninhibited sexual prowess have mesmerized the creativities of visitors worldwide. In contrast, Batman, the Dark Knight, stands as a sign of justice, self-control, and undeviating decision. His brooding demeanor, mastery of martial arts, and technological prowess have made him a cherished icon of the superhero category.|All of us understand that Batman is popular for being strategist. He even has a bit of kryptonit in situation Superman will get looney someday! But how can he dominate Wonder Woman who as the princess of amazons has no weak sides at all? Well, we are quite sure that he will discover the method... as long as nobody will interrupt them this evening! Oh, wait! Doesn't Superman has superhearing and xray vision?!}
In this interesting hentai flash game with high-quality animation, you will see how Gothen and Trunks fuck young and big-boobed Mom Hinata. So look at the game screen. Mom Hinata is kneeling and deepthroats a fat pink cigar. Gotan massages her edible butt cheeks. Mom Hinata's wet poon is ready to be licked. Gotan licks her poon and deepthroats the clitoris. Definitely Mom Hinata likes this while she deepthroats Trinks fat spunk-pump. These two boys are ready to start fucking Mom Hinata in her pink slots right now. Are you ready to enjoy this depraved incest with huge-chested Mom Hinata? Then let's start the adventure right now.
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
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