A simple but entertaining minigame that allows you to virtually fiss cartoon hottie Katara, from "Avatar: the last airbender". You can customize the scene by selecting from a variety of choices. Find the most attractive looks for Katara that suit your tastes.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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"Cummy Bender" is much more than just a mockumentary of hentai. It's also a visual novel that includes management elements, as well as some dating and pickup additions. This chapter is the third in the story. The adventures of Korra who is into serious debt and must now work at the adult content company to pay them off, will continue. While you are still acting as her manager, try to make Korra more sexually perverse while trying to keep her in the business. However, Korra's discovery of elements-bending skills could change the situation very soon. You need to do all you can to keep your good side.
You need to have guessed that such wonderful appartment was given for such small cost for a factor. And this factor is... weak wall surfaces! Simply one little earthquacke is what needed for you to have an instant roommate. His name is Riley, he is visuals developer, he is cute looking and has very delicate nature. Yeah-yeah, Riley is an ideal femboy. Live with it. Like, actually. You will actually needs to live with this femboy and just your choices will certainly specify what sort of life it is mosting likely to be.
The King is dead... long live the King! Or at the very least long real-time his child from some house maid who takes place to be the only beneficiary and that has spent the majority of his life at the abbey. Oh, and it is you incidentally! Currently you will certainly need to lead the kingdom, to rule the individuals, to discuss with next-door neighbors, to seduce princesses... Oh yes, currently you have a great deal of things to do and a lot more points to find out! And the princesses!
Life among pirates is interesting. Life amongst pirates threatens. Life among pirates is extreme. Are you prepared to live amongst pirates? Welcome to the insane world of "One Piece" where the individuals are the bravest and the girls are the sexiest pirates ever! Before taking an appropriate place in this globe you will need a proper team. And what group can be far better other than the one you have educated on your own?
In a small, humble residence snuggled near the coast, a young boy called Kaito lived with his mother. One quiet mid-day, while exploring the dusty attic room, his curiosity led him to an old, tough chest concealed under a pile of forgotten coverings. With a grunt, he managing to tear open the hefty cover, revealing a selection of old mementos, discolored fabrics, and under it all, a solitary fruit unlike any he 'd seen prior to. It wasnt the vivid, swirled fruit described in the sensational stories murmured amongst seafarers; it looked, oddly, like a perfectly ordinary, probably slightly oversized, orange, albeit with an unnervingly smooth, unblemished skin. He picked it up, feeling its strong weight in his small hand, a pale, sweet scent clinging to it. This was no common fruit, though it did not have the telltale patterns-- it was, unidentified to Kaito, an akuma-no-mi, its inactive power existing deep within, waiting for the minute it would finally stir up.
Back in the days humans were defending their survival each and every minute agianst beasts and animals lurking at night. In order to give this brand-new young species a chance the siren gives among them with world power. When the proprietor dies it is translated to brand-new generation to deal with brand-new challenges, this power can be used for the good or for the bad and. Thsi was the order of points for eons. It is harder and harder to find the one that cares the power given that it is resting. And especially at our time - the moment of supervillains and superheroes. That will you become with this power?
In many of classic dream themed video games you play as brave hero that slayes the dragon and obtains the princess. Our video game is not classic and this time you will certainly be playing as... the dragon! Will you become the hero or the bad guy of the tale? Depends on just how much power you will certainly develope and on the ways you will certainly pick to utilize it. And yes, obtaining the princess also can be achieved in various ways.
You survived the dreadful shipwreck just to wind up in the globe also crazier than anything you have actually seen prior to... and beeing the fugitive with significant criminal past you have actually seen a lot! Ends up down near the bottom some weird animals are living. You still require a place to lay reduced so capturing one of them and taking his place sounds like a good strategy. And the first one you meet is some weird dude with sponge related label...
The Uzumaki-Namikaze clan trip to the Hidden Sand was intended to be a relaxing escape. Naruto, ever before the abundant Hokage, pictured careless days by the sanctuary, building sandcastles with Boruto and Himawari, and perhaps even some quality time with a less-stressed Hinata. From the minute they tipped off the train, disorder followed. Boruto, immediately bored with the "peaceful desert," began a trick battle with the Sand Siblings 'kids, changing the serene sanctuary right into a combat zone of exploding sand duplicates and dyed-orange cacti. Himawari, in her stealthily effective but typically innocent way, came across a rare and unbelievably spicy desert chili, bring about a village-wide snake pit of coughing and watery eyes. And Naruto? He managed to mistakenly test Gaara to a sand-surfing competition, the outcomes of which were... much less than sensible for the Hokage. What was intended as a family bonding experience promptly spiraled right into a testimony to the Uzumaki's one-of-a-kind brand name of turbulent love, leaving everyone wondering if a trip was absolutely worth the following pandemonium.
Become the uprising hero of fabulous Konoha Town in this colroful and multilayered interactive adventure! Play as Sarada Uchicha and proove that your generation is qualified for points also greater than Naruto and various other heroes... or for points also naughtier than them - this is one of the available options! Because occasionally sex can be a lot more powerful than any jutsu!
A reasoning puzzle in which you require to place various structure on the website so when 3 of the same will certainly be following to each various other they will certainly combine right into one larger structure. And probably this video game would certainly remain interesting just for the followers of such gameplay if there were no 2 interesting facts involved: the setup is based upon popular anime collection "Kimetsu No Yaiba: Demon Killer" and also as rewards for achieving ceratin results you will certainly be obtaining hentai themed artwroks with it's main heroines!
Meet Juno - a brand-new enhancement to "Haremwatch" that has actually originated from... space! This is not a whole tale build but some sort of interactive intro though it will certainly still maintain you enetrtained in several ways - from story involiving your favorite chracters and up to hentai scenes which lack any doubts are the almost all of this colorful program! And do not forget to pay some kinky attention to Mei ofcourse!
As I stood in the yard of U.A. High School, I couldnt help but really feel a feeling of fond memories wash over me. It had actually been 2 years given that the occasions that took place throughout our fight versus the bad guys that threatened our globe. I was currently among the college graduation students of this respected institution, and I needed to confess that I was honored of how much I had actually come. My quirk, once a wild card in the deck, had actually been sharpened and refined through rigorous training and dedication.
An interesting pornographic video game. In any love, love and case impend right currently, as it is the middle of springtime. You are a regular Japanese white-collar worker that wakes up every day excited for brand-new experiences and opportunities. It can be hard to meet brand-new individuals, but you think that having the proper discussion can make the experience extra fulfilling. That is mosting likely to succumb to your enchanting charm? Will it be someone you've resembled at job, or probably someone you've never ever met prior to? Currently allow's check.
What makes the main hero of our tale so unique is that also in the darkest cavern when he will certainly face a terrfiying beast he will certainly still see an ojebct for his romantic enthusiasm: yes, she might be a spider-princess but she is still a princess! If you have actually played previous episodes after that you need to know that our individual has larger chances to run away after harsh fucking than after challenging fighting, plus...
New episode is here which means that you can proceed your search to add them to your collection or even make some of them the mebers of your heroic soiree. Incidentally this is episode 14 and it's called"The Cave in the Forest". Quiet intriguing, do not you believe? And if you agree then waste no time and dive one more time to finally have an audince with Lord Edwin and tell him about all your latest adventures including the battle with giant Brutemon Gurko and finding a mysterious pink gem. However, as always you'll need to locate Lord Edwin first (if this potential to do whatsoever...). New pussymons, fresh quests, fresh sexy cards and animations - fresh adventures are waiting for your friends and you! More episodes - bith former and following - you could find on our site.
Use mouse to maneuver Frank. It is possible to enter stores and some homes. If you want to speak to a individual you need to stand near it. Beer, cocaine, underwear. You'll require these things. Be cautious with driving automobile.
Pussymon: Cath and Also Fuck series. Plus it's Episode 7 ! The title of this episode: Greenwood Farm. The game starts you and your soiree of friends wind up at a location they've never been previously. Pretty soon you'll figure out tht the place is named Greenwood Farm. Why? What pussymons it is possible to find here? Whe there are many doors that are locked? Well, you'll have to play slightly more if you want to discover answers for these questions. Along with the game has retained its basic mechanisms. Learn more about the world places, meet distinct (and hot ) npc, accomplish quests, break (and rescue the game) in the local inn, purchase usefull items in the retailer houses and of course find and grab hot pussymons! You'll find seven fresh pussymons in episode seven - attempt to catch all of them!
That is currently 17th episode of Pussymon Saga and it's a great deal of fresh improvement to the gameplay procedure (can be the fattest number of those comparing to all preceding episodes). Therefore, if you already think of being a pro pussymon hunter then you may question this announcement after you may play this ... The events are following the story of preceding episode where Samara has immobilized your group of heroes in some unusual cave. During efforts on finding a means out you will hear a mysterious voice which will give you an idea but the true motives of this unknown helper you will find out later. Telling you more will mean to ruin the joy start to play and quit reading - themselves won't be caught by these furries!
"Cassie's Trip" is a variative aesthetic novel in which you build your very own tale by choosing at the bottom lines of ot. To run or to deal with? To explore or to conceal? Each of these decisons will certainly come with unpredicatble consequences and make Cassie's storyline even more exciting, extra thrilling and also extra given that also the impressive animals in this dream globe find our main heroine as quite fuckable!
You are a normal individual living a life of an ordinary trainee. After another one exhausting day of examining you are sitting at the regular train station waiting for the train to obtain you home. Just one yawn... and points stop being regular! You get up in the the other globe loaded with magic, warriors and hot looking nekogirls that assume that you were selected by their siren! This duty includes a whole lot of pleasant perks so don't remain in a thrill to reject it...
Not one and not also 2 but 3 playful and sweet cat-ladies are waiting for you in this puzzle themed minigame! We have to advise you that prior to obtaining to the enjoyable component you will certainly have to obtain through the significant challenge: use all of your reasoning and forecast abilities to catch the jumpy cat-lady (of your choice) on drifting island and unlock several great hentai computer animations for each of them!
All of it seemed weird from the very start. A strange location of community, a weird store, an odd seller... though you still got a videogame for simply a twenty dollars. And currently you are in fact mosting likely to play it! What is occurring? In some way you are transferred into online world where you already have a resort and a whole number of attractive women staying in it! Will you please every one of them transforming this palce into your harem or will you market them as whores and make it right into a big brothel? You are playing the video game - this is your globe and your choices from currently on!
This game is made in japanese language but if you like to play with trampy blonde chick in tight spandex suit in common and love hentai games starring Samus Aran in particular then don't let this truth. Apart from it on anything or a narrative like that - right from the commence you will find Samus being tied up and some sextoys near her so you could get to the joy part sans any delays. You can switch her clothing - from switching the color of a costume and its alternative versions to undressing her completely! After that just find active points on her figure and click and hold mouse button. If you will see the pleasure bar on the right side of the screen is filling up then you are on a right way and if it is not attempt to find other active zones and play with them!
In this virtual program you can imitate various missions for probably one of the most sexy looking android warrior - lovely 2B from "Nier: Automata"! Ofcourse given that our video game is a hentai apology all these missions will certainly be sexually themed in one or another way. Some minigames, some puzzles, some computer animations and all of it in remarkable artstyle and with customization options!
Looks like also the beautiful entities are bothered with your private life so they send out an unique carrier that will certainly educate you to take place days. You know just about the hotties from popular anime? Seh can function with that! You are cost-free to pick among several popualr anime personalities and take her out on day! Go on the discussion, answer questions, choose and earn romantic factors - if you will certainly obtain sufficient of them you will certainly open some very unique benefits!
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat