Katara is just one of the major heroines from "Avatar: The Last Airbender" anime series and if you have thought of fucking her at the very least as soon as then this basic yet fun game is for you! Yes, it has just one scene in which - and there is no surprise below - Katara gets fucked like a whore though thanks to large modification settings you can transform lots of and lots of components of it: from the clothing and approximately facial expressions!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Landing at Crossunder Academy as the new pupil felt originally underwhelming. Navigating the dynamic university, I took a look at the myriad of clubs and activities, yet none actually ordered my passion; every little thing felt predictable and uninspiring. Nonetheless, a silent inquisitiveness led me to a meeting for the Pupil Council, a decision that would all of a sudden reshape my entire academic experience. Via a twist of fate or maybe unusual resolution, I located myself boosted to the placement of Class President. This new duty wasnt just a title; it featured an unusual amount of power and influence, offering a special possibility to in fact make substantial adjustments and boost life at Crossunder for every person. A lot more notably, it threw me hastily into close interactions with the diverse pupil body and appealing faculty, opening doors to being familiar with them on a deeper level than I ever assumed possible as just an additional face in the crowd. College life, it seemed, had just come to be definitely a lot more intricate and intriguing.
The new chapter in this adventure novel "The Void Club" is now available and is based on a type of day of rememberance is quite unique. Today you may be able to be able to dive into the world of pirates. Naturally, if you aren't sure what "diving" in the context of pirates is a 2d word, which is. however there is a chance that your journey could end out on a ship or on a dry surface which means you'll have be wary of a few more beautiful ladies than normal. How many could be threatening to kill you but might prefer to fuck you? well, it's based on the many choices and decisions which you could make in this parody Visual Books theme. Let's start the game.
Erza Scarlet and Grey Fullbuster - two of the main characters from the world famous manga and anime series "Fairy Tail" certainly should have had a fling at one point in time and even though this has never been seen in any official story, they are constantly appearing in Hentai-themed parodies! Here is another one of those fantastic and vivid animations that let you not only to think about it, but also witness how your most loved characters are coming closer to each other in a way that is only possible! You will feel the tension as Grey will grab Erza from behind and delight in the look of her gorgeous tails moving when she'll take him to the top Thanks to the fact that the animation is looped so you can enjoy these amazing moments as many times as you will like! Of course, you can find additional content on our website!
It's that time of year when two of the most famous anime universes as "Fairy Tail" and "Naruto Shippuden" are set to collide has come... and exactly as it happens in the past, the girls will have to face the issues occurring in this particular case. However, on the other hand, are both enjoying some time together, so what one may be seen as rivalry to some may be to be a very enjoyable girls-only event with redhead Erza Scarlett and a pink haired Sakura Haruno are putting their gorgeous bodies on the line to the hope of proving which anime series features the most attractive and sexually flirty girls! Erza is trying to get the lead role in this fight by having a massive strapon dildo but looks like Lady Tsunade has learned to train Sakura in a way that she is comfortable with... But you should definitely check out everything in person!
This next game is pretty short yet it will make happ all fand of"Fairy Tail" anime and particularly all fans of sandy-haired ultra-cutie Erza Scarlet! Only in this game you will get your chance to enjoy your favorite girl riding on big hard cock from first-ever person perspective so you may easily imagine that it is your manstick she is fucking right now! See her mounds bounce like crazy with every shovel that also brings her a lot of pleasure as you can tell by her blushing face. But if you happened to be a devotee of Lucy or may be even Juvia then you should check this game anyway because authors made a decision to add these girl into the game as well so you could switch between all three femmes at any moment simply clciking on their portraits on the left side of game screen!
These moments are very uncommon in the hostory of the world - the moments when the male appears who can transform the means of the cosmos itself. Though for the goddess named Karma this takes place regularly than she possibly would want it to. So as soon as again she gathers the most powerful and the most devoted of her servants in order to locate this person and to set him or her on the path that she calls for. The goal for the fate of the world? Yes, and you are in the very center of it!
There were time when human race was weak. But they kept battling for survival and then come to be the dominant race around. Ofcourse this would certainly not be possible without the godlike entity's interruption. Currently elves and other animals are existing only in misconceptions and legends. Or at leats it was by doing this till the recent occasions. You were simply expected to claim an inheritance left by your mother but in order to do that you have to discover your real nature. And it appears that your heritage has even more keys than the history of the globe itself...
You are an ordinary person who is drinking this night with his ordinary friends at the ordinary bar. And soon you are going to miss all things ordinary - right right now when you get trapped by the strangely opened site! You end up in a new world loaded with magic and battles, journeys and... whole lots of busty hotties! Who needs to be ordinary anyway when you can come to be the absolutely new hero of "Fairy Tail" saga?
Even blue colored nekoladies have to pay the rental fee yet Nicole Watterson from "The Remarkable world of Gumball" is rather tight on money lately. In search for option she tries a new work over the net as a 'cam model 'and with each new stream she opens new abilities that she never though having in her. So what has began as the chase for very easy moeny now comes to be mcuh a lot more personal for our slutty nekomilf...
All of it seemed weird from the very start. A strange location of community, a weird store, an odd seller... though you still got a videogame for simply a twenty dollars. And currently you are in fact mosting likely to play it! What is occurring? In some way you are transferred into online world where you already have a resort and a whole number of attractive women staying in it! Will you please every one of them transforming this palce into your harem or will you market them as whores and make it right into a big brothel? You are playing the video game - this is your globe and your choices from currently on!
Did you ever intended to obtain your very own team of pirates, a ship and to take a course onto uncharted waters for all sorts of amazing and unsafe adventures? If the answer is 'yesthen this game is for you! Lead the group, take care of the ship, execute missions and attract hotties every time you can - this visual story with roleplay components will certainly give you such opportunity! And indeed, it is hevaily motivated by the world of "One Item" which is one more one large factor to try this video game!
It was meant to be videogames all night long for ideal pals yet instead one of them (yeah, the one that you are playing as) ended up stuck with his ideal frend's family members. Though don't get disturbed also early due to the fact that thankfully enough this family members contains hot looking mommy and non the less hot looking sis so as you can envision this night is going to be anything yet boring.
You are playing as a person who has to deal with your friends little girl named Milly. Her parents had to relocate to an additional country as a result of theor work though they didnt intend to take Milly out of her friendly setting specifically when she has started her researching at college. So leaving her under your safekeeping appeared like an excellent idea. Though resembles Milly is going to find out a whole lot of new great things not only at college...
Are you into redhead gals, goth gals or possibly crazy gals? Titans Tower is the terrific area where each and all of them can be located simultaneously! Come to be the newbie superhero and take your opportunities on seducing Starfire, Raven or Jinx in this by all methods amazing journey mixed from visual novel, dating simulator and hentai parody! Each girl is a problem and only fixing this problem is the crucial to meeting your wet dreams!
The title of this games actually gives everything away. Here you will meet Midna - one of these supporting characters from vedeogame series"The Legend of Zelda" (and if you are here because of Link then don't worry - he will make his appearnce in this game as well). And this game is manga porn parody so that all sex scenes here are going to be interactive (and well drawn actually). The purpose of the game is ordinary - use available actions to sexually satisfy Midna before her mood has gone too low. And this is not some joke - it is quite possible to loose the game if you are going to do nothing for too long. Also don't forget to try customization options that will add or liquidate some clothes on Midna or even make her bra-stuffers larger or smaller depending on what you prefer to see!
"The Legend of lust" is a massive and complex game designed for adult gamers only. you'll not only tell the captivating story of fighting for power across nine rings of Hell but also take on one of the most important aspects of this battle. You will play as the demon of the second rings of Hell that is, as already mentioned in Lust You will find new allies and fight your foes through many adventures and missions. As you'd imagine from a game that has the theme of Lust, there will be lots of sex and violence and, in addition to the amazing hentai scenes (with some interactive features!) with sexually sexy sinners and succubus there will be demanding turn-based battles against scary monsters and mythical creatures!
Robin may be the leader of Teen Titans yet in a battle one on one against Slade his opportunities are rather low. And ofcourse he looses. Yet as opposed to finishing him Slade intends to make a message and additionally to check one of his new special products with which he injects Robin before sending him back. And now Teen Titans will have to find out is this the product's work or is Robn realyl hides all tehse dark and mischievous fantasies and needs deep isnide? And they better to do it before they all are absolutely fucked up!
This game can charm to those that love Pokemon. Therefore, skull Grunt could be a really powerful Pokemon. Unless she loves the railing of some stranger's massive, hard cock cock all day long in a very relentless way! Since then, once the bone grunts not within the mood, he himself might have on a daily basis off, tho' not only each day off with a hot orgy to demonstrate! And there's nothing that you simply are a devotee of Pokemon or not that you simply will love this showcase too - just sit back and witness it for as long as you would like, and as shortly as you'll be able to suppose that it's enough simply to press the huge raspberry button to create Dirty physical fluid Creampie to produce it occur! Then, however, you'll be able to set that orgy scene in movement once more with the bit of a button, while not realizing that the game is in progress, and still like it over and over again! Let's get it done.
"Star Whores - Attack Of The Bones" sounds like the title for an erotic parody over one of the most favored picture sagas... oh, wait - this is exactly it! And the fact that once again you will see on the screen our favorite busty blonde Charlie should reveal you from the last doubts on what this intercative project packed with familiar characters, kinky jokes, magnificent nakedness and intense hookup scenes is about. The gameplay scheme remains the same however - you enjoy the region of the story and then perform a unsighted pick from few options that will highly likely end up with one or another sexual activity. Ofcourse you can check all the possible options from the list yet selecting only one at a time will let you to build your own fucking distance venture.
While this film is not long, there's going to be plenty of incredible things happening over the next few minutes. The story starts when the principal character discovers that he is now equipped with special powers with which it is possible to seduce and even sexually assault any hot girl in the pool... and as you've probably already guessed the character will be using these abilities to the fullest force! But there's something was not apparent to him that he had made a decision, and that's the fact that the this huge explosion of energy will surely attract supernatural beings! He will need to confront one of them tonight, but how exactly this issue will be resolved, you'll learn only if you follow this video through to the end!
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat