Simple but fun minigame which has one clear purpose - to let you to virtually fuck cartoon hottie who this time will be non other than Katara from "Avatar: The last airbender" series! Besides enjoying all the action from first perosn perspective you will also get a number of options to customize the scene. Try to find the most sexy looks for Katara according to your own tastes!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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First of all this is not the final game but more like the presentation of the basic gameplay, rules and ofcourse the artstyle. But if you enjoy the hentai oriented game where you own and train personal hookup subs then you definietly should try it - even though not everything is perfect here you still might find a lot of interesting things and ideas here. Or you could send some of your own ideas after you will play and test this game. The simlation elements are pretty strong here so don;t forget to use clock numerals to chnage the time running speed whenever you need to. And if you prefer finsihed products then you should check the page of this project anyways - because who knows may be by the time you are playing this game it will be updated to the final version!
The idea of this game is simple: while hot looking redhead Orihime Inoue from anime series "Bleach" is getting fucked you are free to customize the scene with many and many of various settings. Change her eyes and face expressions, add blinfolds or lingerie, make one or another character to cum or even let Orihime to get pregnant - the overall number of possible combinations is massive!
Unlike the anime seires here your life is not limited with training your pokemons and sending them into battle. Here you aslo has close friends and family to take care about even though sometimes it can be quite difficult to do all at once. Well, at least your girlfriends are hot looking and quite famous in the wolrd of pokemon which definitely should give you enough motivation and enough reward to move forward!
"My Hero Academia" is filled with outstanding characters and wonderful storylines. Though how about not just to follow someone's stroy but to make your own in the familiar setting? Become a new student and let your own decisons to define who will become your best close friend and who will become your mortal enemy... and ofocurse whose pussy you are going to fuck every nighr just for fun!
Being bullied for a long time made you strong and smart and now you finally have the chance for revenge. Though your bulies are not some usual dumb jerks but pretty hot looking though absolutely mean thinking chicks. Well, your way of revenge is going to special as well and the retribution that you are going to get from these bitches is going to be pleasing in many different ways...
You and 2B have arrived at the location of your mission sooner than expected which means that you need to spend some time waiting for them. What can you do? Well, probably checking your weapons or setting up some traps would be nice... but all of that is quickly forgotten once you see what a nice booty your companion has - from now on it is the only thing that you want to check!
Step into a city d*** in perpetual twilight, where shadows hold secrets and every corner crackles with an intoxicating blend of danger and desire. This isn't merely a place to survive; it's an arena where power is measured not just by the force of your fists, but by the magnetic pull of your presence. Here, the visceral intensity of the fight club bleeds seamlessly into the charged atmosphere of intimate encounters, demanding that you be as formidable in the clinch of battle as you are in the embrace of seduction.
See how exactly the Teen Titan Terra is having fun when there is no one else around! Oh, she will not only touch and tease her wet pussy but also create a diamond dildo with her superpowers and put into good use! What else neat tricks this slutty blonde have? In order to know that you will have to show some skill in a simple yet challenging clicking minigame. Can you bring Terra to the peak of orgasm?
In the world of Overwatch, Pharah and Reinhardt are two heroes who have crossed paths numerous times on the battlefield. Their initial encounters were marked by clashes, with Pharah's aerial assaults usually being countered by Reinhardt's hammer-wielding prowess. However, as time passed, their mutual respect for one another grew, and they began to see beyond their roles as adversaries. As they found themselves on the same side during certain missions, they started to bond over their shared values of justice and protection. Their conversations, initially stilted and formal, gradually became more relaxed and friendly. Pharah was drawn to Reinhardt's chivalrous nature, while Reinhardt admired Pharah's courage and determination.
Visualize a place which serves as resort for superheroes from both Marvel and DC universes and where they have no limitations on the ways they want to relax. And yes, our game is about such place exactly! The heroes are waiting for special services and they want it to be delivired by top class standards. You think you can handle the job? Now that's the spirit! Then here goes your first client and it is... She-Hulk! Oh, you poor boy!
As a distinguished Pro Hero, your life satisfied a definitive, ruthless upright the cutting edge, a sacrifice mourned by many. Yet, fatality wasnt the final chapter. Rather, you discovered yourself tore from deep space by ambiguous benefactors, entities who saw fit to rewind your personal timeline, granting you a second opportunity years in the past. Armed with memories of a future that asserted your life, your objective is multifaceted: re-establish yourself, faithfully develop your powers past their previous limitations, forge deeper, relying on bonds with allies, all while desperately trying to unwind the mystery behind your own fatal future and prevent the ruin that awaits you. And maybe, as an unusual perk for actually craving the reason, this altered timeline uses one-of-a-kind possibilities for intimacy, allowing you to discover links and experience numerous.
Become the uprising hero of legendary Konoha Village in this colroful and multilayered interactive adventure! Play as Sarada Uchicha and proove that your generation is capable for things even greater than Naruto and other heroes... or for things even naughtier than them - this is one of the available options as well! Because sometimes sex can be much stronger than any jutsu!
In this game, the purpose of which is to answer some questions, you will get acquainted with the intimate life of the characters of the famous anime saga. How well do you know the characters of One Piece? Can you guess their history, as well as some of the events that happened in this series? Tell us what the main character's dearest drink is? If yes, then you will like this interactive flash game. So, let's start the game. It is better to choose the easy difficulty. Then you will see four questions on the screen. You have to choose the right answer. Be careful. If you get it wrong, the game is over. But if you answer all the questions, you'll see lots of lewd drawings of One Piece characters. Do you want to take a look at intimate moments of their fun life? Or see the chicks entirely naked? Then let's start the game by doing it right now.
This is an incredible game where the player is tasked with freeing a girl named Kasumi and using various tools and items to stimulate and satisfy Kasumi. In the game, the player must guess the right combination of tools and items to achieve maximum pleasure for Kasumi. The player can use various tools like sticks, discs, plates, objects like bows, underwear, masks, as well as massage oils and lubricants to achieve maximum pleasure for Kasumi. The game provides the player with a large number of options to achieve maximum pleasure for Kasumi.
Yoruichi and Renji are the characters from very popular anime series"Bleach" so if you always wanted to see them having hook-up then you are going to enjoy this hentai parody game more than anyone else (but you still can have some fun even in the event you have no idea who these people are). There won't be any storie stold this time - right from the start Yoruichi will jump on Renji's penis and will ride it so fast that it might burn her snatch! Actually it will be your task as the player to prevent such thing from happening so try to switch hook-up strength modes in time in order to make the pleasure meter to fill up sooner than the snatch burn meter. Depending on what of tehse two bars will reach it's maximum first you will either win or loose the game - quite simple!
Haruhi has growned up and now she seeks for another kind of satisfaction in her life - the sexual one. So would you be so kind and provide her with some right here and now? First of all you should not expect any complex story from this game - right from the start you will get Haruhi already sans bra and displaying you her adorable white panties. And she will remve them only if you will see the way to make them wet enough by founding and interacting with different active points and zones all around Haruhi's body. Grab her tits, pinch her nipples, put your arms on her sexy legs and ofcourse slurp her in every spot possible - the more her sexual pleasure will be growing the more kinky thinsg she will allow you to do with her! The goal of this game is obvious - to make Haruhi to jizm.
It is a rather basic and not very long game during which you'll meet the charming woman Yumi. She has stunning boobs and a clean, clean-shaven muff, though the foremost unpleasant issue concerning her is that she likes to decorate in an exceedingly sundress sort of a female child and bruise herself ahead of anyone who finds her pledged within the toilet house. currently you'll. And nowadays you'll be the one to penalise her for such impertinent behavior. To do this, you'll use your forearms on your beef whistle or try and use one among the tools Yumi has somewhere near. for a few reason, you'll even notice a bunch of eggs during this cluster of tools! after all, the game is not appropriate for anyone who does not just like the bdsm genre notwithstanding it's drawn.
You may know him as the last airbender but in the world of hentai parodie she has another and more suitable name - the last cockbender! So get ready to once again meet Aang and witness his battle again evil mistress Azula of fire mages. And forget all that you have seen in official TV series - in this game aang will get the new and more exciting way to handle his buxom nemesis... This hentai parody is one of many games from"Games of desire" studios so if this is not your first inetractive hentai parody then you probably already know what to expect from it - recognizable character, colorful graphics, a little bit of a story and a lot of hook-up scenes! Ofcourse if you will enjoy it then you are welcomed to visit our website for more games and parodies like this one!
In this game, you'll study the intimate lifetime of Naruto and the yummy Sakura. Depraved adult male Naruto invited full-bosomed Sakura to own fuck-fest with him. They fuck for a protracted time and these days they determined to point out everybody their ability in sexual pleasures. Therefore cross-check the game screen. Sakura is half naked and sits on Naruto's fat cock. Her eyes ar wide open and therefore the lady shrieks with pleasure as a fat hard-on rips her pink cooter in half. Naruto roughly fucks Sakura and crumples her huge yummy tits. Her nipples stick out and acquire your attention. Sakura groans and reaches multiple orgasms. Then Naruto fills her pink cunt along with his hot and sticky seminal fluid. Wish to get pleasure from observance this beautiful and depraved interactive fuck-fest animation? Then let's begin taking part in now.
This next hentai game is for all aficionados of DBZ universe in common and characters of Goku and CHi-chi in particular. So if you always wante dto see this couple having hot orgy then this is your chance not only to watch it but even take some part in the process. All that you need to do for that is to select the kind of orgy style you want to pleasure Chi-chi. After the action will begin you will see two bars that begin to fill up with different speed - pleasure bara nd stress bar. If you are planning to win the game and see bonus money-shot scene then you nee to fill up thepleasure bar first. To cool down the stress you should switch into idle mode. Or you can just switch teh game into watch mode and disable both of this bars if you want to concentrate on hentai part of the game.
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat