Katara is just one of the major heroines from "Avatar: The Last Airbender" anime series and if you have thought of fucking her at the very least as soon as then this basic yet fun game is for you! Yes, it has just one scene in which - and there is no surprise below - Katara gets fucked like a whore though thanks to large modification settings you can transform lots of and lots of components of it: from the clothing and approximately facial expressions!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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The race of quarrians has a practice - when reaching the particular age young quarrian is being sent out into the galaxy and not permitted ahead back without bringing some really beneficial modern technology for the people and fleet. In order to complete the task young quarrians are risking their asses throughout the room... and often they are risking their asses fairly essentially! Right, Tali?
In this parody game mimicked a visual story with marginal interactions you will research the early goals of Natasha Romanoff who will later get popular as Black Widow. And ofocurse her early goals have consisted of means more of violence and sex than the ones she will get during being on the Avenegrs team! Plus some surprise vsiits of Elene Belova so she would not kick back...
The latest and most luxurious cars are driving at high speed through the night-time streets of the city. However, this is only beginning, and the more you go, the more thrilling things you'll watch! Five girls who are Sandra, Lizzie, Valerie, Evelin and Sophie - are always sexy and racing against each other, however it's really no how they will be crowned that the winners will be those who are enthralled by watching lesbians in action!
The most important doll mentioned previously in the title of this new game from"Lesson of Passion" series is one hot looking blonde chick Laura. But you won't need to pickup or tempt her as it usually happens in games like this because here and now you will be playing already as her bf! Actually you two have been dating so long that your sexual life seems to begin to loose it's spark at some point... yet based on the title of this game you are not going to give up so easily! So how can you bring back this spak in you relationship? Well, you can try to talk Laura into having a threesome for the starts... But before you will be able to do that you will have to address a quest with many items that you will locate all around the city! The following one supreme lusty escapade awaits!
A very interesting and hilarious flash game in which you will need to click on the e-screen to fuck a huge-titted black-haired who is lying on the couch. So let's commence the game. On the bottom left on the screen you see the progress club. Your task is to click the mouse at that moment when it will be 70% total. You then will see sexual activities. Pay attention to the pleasure indicator at the top of the screen. To bring the nymph to a vaginal orgasm, you will need to pack this indicator 100%. So commence fucking this chesty beauty with a thick dick in her pink cunny and the nymph will scream from pleasure and anguish. And fuck her in a succulent booty that she would reach an buttfuck orgasm. Are you ready to get it? Then it's time for fun.
Welcome! Welcome ot the world of Dirty Fantasies - the wonderfil palce where your most wet and mischievous dreams come to be true! The best laides that you can only think of will come to be the love of your lifetime... or just sluts for one night - if this is what you are dreaming concerning! Amazong mix of visual novel and dating simulator that ends up with hentai whatever! Take pleasure in!
These moments are very uncommon in the hostory of the world - the moments when the male appears who can transform the means of the cosmos itself. Though for the goddess named Karma this takes place regularly than she possibly would want it to. So as soon as again she gathers the most powerful and the most devoted of her servants in order to locate this person and to set him or her on the path that she calls for. The goal for the fate of the world? Yes, and you are in the very center of it!
There were time when human race was weak. But they kept battling for survival and then come to be the dominant race around. Ofcourse this would certainly not be possible without the godlike entity's interruption. Currently elves and other animals are existing only in misconceptions and legends. Or at leats it was by doing this till the recent occasions. You were simply expected to claim an inheritance left by your mother but in order to do that you have to discover your real nature. And it appears that your heritage has even more keys than the history of the globe itself...
Within this logic based game starring some famous unshaved catgirls (like blue milf kitty from"The remarkable world of Gumball" for example) you might have to proove that you are just as quick thinking as a cat. So after you will pick one of few characters you would like to play against you will end up on the playing field. You and your rival will likely be taking turns in this game - your rival's purpose will be to budge step by step on the outer side of the playing field while yours will be to eliminate the panels one by one to prevent that from happening. Obviosuly you will win the round only in case you will manage to trap the unshaved catgirl with nowhere else to run and in case you will be able to catch each of the charecters then you will get a distinctive anime porn themed bonus!
In this by all methods wonderful mix of "Star Wars" and "Star Expedition" you are playing as not so high rated police officer. Though ofcourse you are intending to transform this soon. Yet what approaches will you select? Will you be always devoted to your commanders and follow their orders or will you locate all the possible shortcuts to get over their heads? And don't forget all the smugglers, gangsters and rebels who are not making your life any kind of much easier. Well, at the very least you can kick back with a whole lot of hot alien chicks while doing so!
The worlds of "Avatar: The Last Airbender" and "Avatar: The Legend of Korra" have lots of inspiring female characters. And of course, this ideas benefits hentai parody style too! In this visual novel combined with roleplay components you will fulfill your favored female characters in a new setting of Ash Island - the tropical island which only seems to be a paradise on earth...
During the daytime you are going to college and every person keeps assuming that you are one modest and clever gal. Yet when the night comes every little thing adjustments. You have to get money to pay for your education somehow and where else such hot looking brunette chick could get them quickly enough aside from from the concealed world of sex and corruption? Two worlds to live, two games to play!
You are playing as not so young professor who still cant settle his life. Yet every little thing adjustments after a series of strange events after which you end up in a special camp. From now on all of your actions will be focused on advancing your skills with all type of hot girls and if you will make use of these new possibilities appropriately then you will ultimately get what you wanted so much! "Harem Camp" is an adults only CG visual story with strong roleplay and monitoring components.
In this game you will enetr the world developed by Omnius. Fairly encouraging name for a goddess, eh? So no surprise that the realm of her creative imagination is loaded with all type of deviant creatures such as succubus and werewolves, vampires and monsters and even leprechauns. The only varieties that is missing is human. A male human. And now when you are below things are going to transform...
Artist niiCri features a lady named Aqua who's a character from the Konosuba: God's Blessing on this fantastic World series. You have utter control on what kind of intercourse you enjoy: just shoot all the clothing off or leave the dress on. Place your filthy frigs in her soaking cootchie or just caress her clittie until she get's crazy. Oh, and I forgot to mention that she has her arms tied up her head, so she won't be able to block your molesting session or stop you from putting objects in her running in rivulets crevasses. Don't frame yourself with only using the frigs, but let's penetrate her taut vagina and open up it wide with your meaty penis! Fill her up with gooey baby batter coming out of your blue nuts, she won't tell a word. She seems to be bashful, but she's a real hoe who is willingly take all the torture and special treatment of a long hard shaft of yours.
In this new and by all means arousing virtual venture you will be playing as the character named Amir. Not so long time ago Amir was the famed merchat as well as the trainer of the best victims yet at some point he happened to loose all of his cash and influence. Yet obviously he is impatient to get it all back and in order to make this happen he is going to use his final chance which is going to be the beautiful lady named Julia. Amir has spend his last coins to purchase her and now it is quite important to train Julia well enough to deliver Amir back into the rows of the best trainers of the country. As you have most likely already guessed this undertaking of instruction the ideal fuck-a-thon sub is now your choice and just your decisions will define the final success of this whole story.
The character of this online 3D sex video game might be a college student. In the course of vacation, he decides to visit a small city to enjoy a decent time. The shrewd man lays down with his eyes shut and is trying to improve his respiration technique. At once, the silence is broken by a famous feminine voice. It is Vera. A beautiful and full-bosomed brunette. She is also been determined to get her rest. There are special plans for her. You'd like to take off the clothes of the woman and then see her fully naked. You must be in love with the woman in order to accomplish this. Utilize dialogue to delight her. Be respectful and not boring. You'll then invite her to a dinner date. After that, take off her clothing and kiss her massive breasts. After that, you'll have a good time on the lady. Let's go for a sexy romp straight away.
In this erotic escapade game you will be playing the role of one very succesfull doc. He (and now you) made himself a good reputation and now got an invitation to work at some private polyclinic in New York! Ofcourse you will accept this invitation and this is where your story will begin... The game is based on you having a relationship with many friends, co-workers, patients and even neighbours and finding ways to shape this relations. Ofcourse it will involve lots of tricky situations since one of your favourite pastimes is to see over other people through the telescope and obviously different characters will be taking it in different ways. How long will you be able to keep it in secret and will you be able to not only troubles but any benefits also? Play the game to discover!
The 3rd person journey that we have all been awaiting - take one hot looking chick under your control and discover the world around in search for vairous hot journeys! Have converstaion with people, put on different clothing, engage with surrounding things and more yet take care considering that going also far in particular scenarios may conveniently make you to reactivate the game!
What we have have below is an excellent gallery of best hentai themed images starring your favored characters from "One Piece"... yet before you will get access to it you will have to proove that you are an actual adult fan of this series. Just how? By addressing short yet difficult adequate quiz test! And of course, the tough mode features few added perks (including animation).
This is v1 of Princess Bone Trapped. It's an on-going project where I will be adding more options and interactivity as time goes on. Thank you very much for stopping by and having caress through the options. More sexual positions, playthings and goddesses will be added and voting on these next options will be held on my Patreon page. I haven't made visible instructions in this version because I like the concept of click and drag, figuring out what to do, for anyone interested here are some hints: pull your penis in the direction of her cooter to start hook-up, to fuck-a-thon quicker and to jism. Pull down to move glossy or pull out. Pull her larger futa size in the direction of her hatch to make her selfsuck, jack her off to make her jism or pull down to pull it out of her mouth. Click and hold near her but and drag in to smack her. For everything else, just click or grope;)
The last sector of the Tifa Lockhart game. though a sequel could actually be on the horizon soon. She was able to come to be a country lady and uncover all of society's keys. Check out the screen that shows sports. The lady has massive nipples that are affixed to tubes and ducts. Take a pumpful of milk. and Tifa makes breast milk from her stunning, exuberant cow. To bring upon extreme pain and suffering on the princess, click on the things in the game. The female kept laughing, incapable to regulate herself. Now that she's fulfilled her end, she could develop into a submissive whore in disgusting games.
A chemistry academician has return to the island to find out more about the fauna and flora. There is abundant to picture and perform on this island, and so the somebody moves from the shore to the middle of the staircase. He determines to require a break. Unsuitably, somebody stuns the individual and that loses consciousness. When the somebody opens his eyes, he sees he's enclosed by a tribe of Amazons. All of them ar fully nude. Their queen, an appealing and busty lady with tanned skin, also gives to kill the person, however as soon because the Amazons start adores himthe superstar changes her head. As a consequence of the individual comprises a thick, big schlong. He can facilitate the Amazons please their insatiate zeal. They're going to fuck that this clotheshorse over and all over again and get new amazons. They are definitely enjoying this case. Does one need to grab the rest of the narrative? Then begin taking part in sans wait.
In this interactive and exciting 3D hump game you will have the chance to organize an attack on 4 countries that live in peace and harmony. Each country is guarded by a mighty Lord - but you can overpower a damsel and a demon. So as to consolidate power over the earth you need to fuck the Lord in his vagina and bootie. So look at the game screen. Then pick the attack zone. After that, the wags of enemies will soon emerge on the screen. Use the mouse and keyboard to interact with the game. A few minutes afterward the Lord will emerge. He is much stronger than other enemies and you should use tricks to kill him. As shortly as the Lord becomes condemned - come to him and fuck him in the vagina and caboose. Now this land is yours. Do this together with other lands. Start playing at the moment.
The season is 3050. The male population has decreased dramatically as a result of long, bloodstained, intergalactic wars. Now all folks are real of the United Galactic Federation and are used only for reproduction purposes. In special cryogenic capsules, male individuals are shipped to different parts of the universe for the settlement of new planets. Our hero Chuck is one of the guys. After awaking from hypersleep he decided that time of sexual revolution has came!
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat