A simple but entertaining minigame that allows you to virtually fiss cartoon hottie Katara, from "Avatar: the last airbender". You can customize the scene by selecting from a variety of choices. Find the most attractive looks for Katara that suit your tastes.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Become the uprising hero of fabulous Konoha Town in this colroful and multilayered interactive adventure! Play as Sarada Uchicha and proove that your generation is qualified for points also greater than Naruto and various other heroes... or for points also naughtier than them - this is one of the available options! Because occasionally sex can be a lot more powerful than any jutsu!
"Pocket Waifu" presents a straight but straightforward premise: it's a still video game focused around collecting and developing relationships with various "waifus." Gameplay focuses on leveling up these personalities, with the primary reward being the unlocking of brand-new erotic scenes and outfits. The core loophole is concentrated on development and aesthetic satisfaction, appealing to gamers that appreciate collecting and seeing tangible arise from their financial investment of time, also if that financial investment is largely easy.
Throughout your life in the world you were constantly functioning. And you were functioning very hard... which ofcourse has actually lead you to passing away rather than you probably could! What is going to happen with you next? Will you take place Paradises or be tossed down right into Heck? Well, non of these. What is expetcing you is... another job! Join the agreement with warm but stealthy looking succubus and fuck several warm chicks from several various measurements! Yep, currently this is job worth striving!
The Uzumaki-Namikaze clan trip to the Hidden Sand was intended to be a relaxing escape. Naruto, ever before the abundant Hokage, pictured careless days by the sanctuary, building sandcastles with Boruto and Himawari, and perhaps even some quality time with a less-stressed Hinata. From the minute they tipped off the train, disorder followed. Boruto, immediately bored with the "peaceful desert," began a trick battle with the Sand Siblings 'kids, changing the serene sanctuary right into a combat zone of exploding sand duplicates and dyed-orange cacti. Himawari, in her stealthily effective but typically innocent way, came across a rare and unbelievably spicy desert chili, bring about a village-wide snake pit of coughing and watery eyes. And Naruto? He managed to mistakenly test Gaara to a sand-surfing competition, the outcomes of which were... much less than sensible for the Hokage. What was intended as a family bonding experience promptly spiraled right into a testimony to the Uzumaki's one-of-a-kind brand name of turbulent love, leaving everyone wondering if a trip was absolutely worth the following pandemonium.
As long as you know your family has actually never ever been involved right into anything of historic range. It appears that your knowledge is way much from the truth when the competition lasting for centuries comes out and threatening to destroy everything and everyone you love. She is deadly and beautiful and she is leading the clan of ninjas so if you desire to shield your family you will certainly need to form your very own... and for some factor you favor to use busty kunoicihi for this purpose.
Superheroes are figthing supervillains. They deal with a lot. When everything is over, and ofcourse the heroes have to loosen up and to recover their strengths. For this purpose the unique resort was build. And currently you are operating in this resort! Your job is to care for your visitors giving them with whatever solutions they require. Amongst your first customers will certainly be such superhero celebrities as Twelve o'clock at night, Mt Lady and Mirko!
Meet Priscila - the rising celebrity that is simply a number of actions far from becoming the pop symbol of the whole generation. Ofcourse it took a great deal of good luck and also more of effort but that's not the only contents of her success. There are points in glamorous globe that are never ever revealed or outlined which are maintained behind the several and several d***. And obtaining behid these d*** suggests obtaining a great reward... but for a great cost.
In the globe where everyone can be a superhero being normal really feels definitely incorrect. When you have actually virtually approved your sad fate your powers have finally woke up, and simply! Without proper advice and training you have all the chances to either become the superhero or to bring even more troubles to the pople than any supervillain. You will certainly have to make your very own choices, to make your very own mistakes and to face all the consequences by on your own. Oh, and do not forget about your research!
In her role as director, Korra will continue to be an asset in the modeling industry. It's kind of. Or her assistant? You're her assistant. Although this game looks like a visual novel, you'll see that it has some rpg elements. There will be moments when you'll feel like calling this game a parody of hentai. This is the thrid installment in the series. As you probably guessed, the stakes are increasing and Korra will be revealing more and more about her sexual abilities.
Sadly the fourth Great Ninja Battle has actually left several kids as an orphants yet some of them obtained fortunate enough to obtain adopted by non apart from Hokage. Yes, it's about you. What will you do following? Will you approve this kindness and give the kindness in return? Or will you maintain scheming the revenge and use each and every opportunity you can reach place your strategy moving? This choice depends on you!
"Cummy Bender", a game that uses visual novel as its base, but also includes other gameplay additions such as elements of management and a dating simulator. The best part is that the story is based on the character Korra, from the animated show "Avatar The Legend of Korra". Our main heroine has had enough of the great adventures, and is now working as a model for a very unsavory man... who just happens to to be your uncle! You will need to ensure that the main star of the show who isn't happy with her new job, is satisfied. You can show your talent on camera! It isn't an easy task, as you'll soon see.
Seeing your childhood friend Ben Tennyson for a red-letter day good old days transforms right into exciting challnege. Do you remember his annyoing relative called Gwen? Well, currently this redhead has actually growned up and all in the appropriate places! Will you find the equilibrium in between maintaining the relationship with Ben while attracting his sexy relative? As they say you never ever know until you will certainly attempt!
You survived the dreadful shipwreck just to wind up in the globe also crazier than anything you have actually seen prior to... and beeing the fugitive with significant criminal past you have actually seen a lot! Ends up down near the bottom some weird animals are living. You still require a place to lay reduced so capturing one of them and taking his place sounds like a good strategy. And the first one you meet is some weird dude with sponge related label...
When some unidentified customer has actually supplied you to talk a little bit, you were loosening up at home. The individual on the 'various other side 'claims to be your brand-new neighbor and describes herself as readhead with huge tits that is constantly seeking some enjoyable tasks. Are you ready to maintain and think on talking? Or will you deny the demand immediately? Depending on your choices this tale has greater than simply 2 endings!
If you played with"League of Lefends" game then you probably understand Katarina - curvy ginger-haired assassin. This match is another narrative of her assignment on removal of top ranking officer. Well, not what has gone it had been intended to... In terms of the sport it's hentai oriented that means that following brief prehistory that you will be able to play part. This where you can choose exactly what happens with Katarina at another scene. Can she get fucked rear end style or buttfuck sex? Just how lengthy she is going to be fucked in her stomach? May be that there should be a orc who'd perform the penalty? Also in various scenes you can choose the number of"opponents" Katarina may possess. And naturally there'll be a pop-shot button in every scene and you'll determine when it's the right time to cum! This game uses 3d models and cartoon that makes it nearer to the original game!
Lois Griffin - red-haired wifey from well-liked TV cartoon show"Family Guy" - has finally found herself a fresh job that can provide her not just with sufficient quantity of money but with joy from doing it also. What's her fresh occupation? She is pleasing customers at the local stripclub in the ways which dancers are not supposed to - she permits them to fuck her for extra money! From taunting with breast banging into"female at the top" hookup as well as buttfuck hookup - that redehead cougar has been holding her sensual appetites for as lengthy and not just she is able to alleviate them but she'll also get compensated for that! By the way you are going to play as one of her customers and the entire game is made from first person perspective so if you always wished to fuck Lois Griffin then you will finally get the opportunity!
Busty Katniss Everdeen is losing fame. All sponsors went two and seven, because the doll from the seventh district showed her washing in the shower on camera. In the kind of a box of games, which can be helpful in the arena, she had been provided a bonus With this. However, Katniss Everdeen doesn't give up. She sends a mentor and also works on the camera. Katniss Everdeen strips and the mentor fucks huge-chested Katniss Everdeen in her pink cunt. It's broadcast online. Rating Katniss Everdeen starts to grow. After a duo of mins of broadcasting, Katniss Everdeen's ratings have been over 90% and the climax is coming. Anal orgy with huge-chested and perverted Katniss Everdeen. See the way the fat dick rips her tight ass in half to get a ship full of water... Start the game right now.
Looks like our women won't escape from the ship any time soon. Plus it'd be alright of it had been their very own boat but they ended up at the hands of competition pirate crew and today they're nothing but their own fucktoys (however you alreday know that if you've observed chapters two and one ). This time ginger-haired Nami is going to be tongued everyewhere at the same time by many hungry tongues. And do not worry - those perverts will not leave behind to play with her big boobies and fuck her tight ofcourse! This hentai parody series has no gameplay inside and created as animated comics or manga in which you love panel showing one of the alluring funtime these filthy pirate perverts are having along with your favorite pirate chick (in case Nami from"One Piece" is the favorite pirate chick ofcourse).
To have a wonderful hentai themed minigame you require virtually 2 points just - warm slim chick and a bunch of tentcales for each and every of this chick's fuckholes! And yes, this minigame has every one of the requirments fullfilled - click and appreciate computer animated scenes on the 'following 'switch every single time when you prepare to heaten the activity up! As a benefit girl's glasses can be transformed on or off with a click of a switch (in the top left edge).
This second game relies on an animated hentai scenes with main characters of"Dairy Tail" anime show - Erza Scarlet, Natsu Dragneel, Lucy Heartfilia along with Gray Fullbuster! It's an ordinary day, damsels just got out of shower room and find their boyfriends ready to fuck. Without wasting any time that they begin to suck their hard-ons. To switch the view of the camera and get a closer loo at your favorite pair button can be used by you in the senter upper region of the display. You can see triangle buttons - use them to switch back and forward inbetween different romp scenes. Blowjob, boob banging, ass fucking intercourse and massive money-shots and creampies... and seems like our personalities are ready to fuck over and over! Try views and love!
Think about seeing what occurred to some fairly and full-bosomed blonde on a pirate boat!? In our narrative, the character will be none besides this red-haired Nami in the anime and manga series"One Piece"! As we have a tendency exactly the exactly the same, she chased up over the filthy hands of equal pirates, and they are likely to perform no thing they need with her. And would you presume a supreme deal of boys that have not seen girls in weeks would love to do with alluring crimson hair ? They, obviously, can fuck her sweet tight fuckholes! A demanding and intense hookup is coming, however it is like we're likely to opt for this choice from many other people, if you will have the ability to increase him. Thus it's the right time to commence outside the game and also fuck the full-bosomed blond in her tight fuckholes.
"The Void Club" will be the entire series of interactive hentai parodies that stories may appear to be much more intriguing than the first tales while the figures you'll meet in your way will be difintely likely to be far hotter and horny than you may remeber. Well, at least a few of these. And in the event you simply can not wait to learn which characters out of Konoha Village (aka the Hidden Leaf Village aka the Maya village out of anime show around Naruto) then just quit reaidng this description and embark enjoying. Especially since this game you aren't only some wanderer however, the spirits merchant whose route shouldn't be postponed so that you can gather both profit and adventures! And since it was said now your route will direct you to Konoha...
Since you remember Charlie is bringing joy and pleasure into some other parody she's starring in yet will never manage to pull this out suggestion into something more severe? Something such as the spooky tale filled with creatures such as? There is not any need to suppose tho' because you can check out the outcome rigth here and now by enjoying fresh game starring Charlie! As you've probably already figured this time she'll attempt herself in the fresh genre yet her approaches will remain the exact same and she's going to solve the dangeorus scenarios with screams - screams of enjoyment! And do not be astonished when you may realize that today even the frightening creatures will wish to do something with curvy blondes rather than scaring these... More parodies starring Charlie you can always discover on our site.
In this episode of"Porn Bastards" hentai parody serie syou will observe that powerful avatar Korra isn't so powerful in alll... or she loves being predominated while wrapped up in chains. To progres thru the narrative component of this game whatever that you nee dto do would be to use"next" button in dialogs. In terms of the hentai role here youw ill get far more choices to play with - by the capability of switching diifferent components of Korra's appearnce (her own hair design and colour, her skin tone, and her eyes as well as total facial cumshot expressions) into the configurations for her bang-out playmate so that it would be lighter for you to imagine being to his location. The further you will get thru the story the more customization options will be avialable don't ofrgt to test them from Time to Time
If you're after the experiences told in anime and manga series"Bleach" you then understand that Rukongai is your spriritual world where live the shinigami... and even though not then that is where the occasions of the hentai parody will occur and where super-cute appearing Shihouin Youruichi will be needing a titillating time along with non besides Kisuke Urahara! Ofcourse if you're knowledgeable about the lore of the dream world then you are going to observe a great deal additional information in this"battle" and probably will love this small story more but once again this isn't essential due thanks to the simple fact this game has been brought to you by Pinoytoons that you can make sure you will receive your portion of heavily attracted and animated hentai anyways!
In this computer game you will get to comprehend the nice show Miku Vocaloid, however always seemed as though she was dressed in overly a few clothes, then you will have the ability to fix the error in this normal manga porn parody game. This can be where you'll be in a position to finally determine what Miku should wear throughout her period spectacle. Not only are you can activate or deactivate parts of her wear such as her T-shirt, skirt or underclothing, but you will be in a position to also change the opacity for each of these! Create Mika sing her titillating tunes in a really clear version of her apparel or totally nude! To start the game, only click the button inside the greater right corner of this game, which activates the usage menu, where you will have the ability to slide the direction slider and rejoice with Miku. Let us do it right now.
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Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat