Katara is just one of the major heroines from "Character: The Last Airbender" anime collection and if you have actually thought of fucking her at the very least as soon as after that this straightforward yet enjoyable video game is for you! Yes, it has simply one scene in which - and there is not a surprise below - Katara obtains fucked like a slut though many thanks to vast modification setups you can transform several and several components of it: from the clothing and approximately faces!
uwu onichan dayski xdxd looolololol
pito ricooo bien negron :)))) xd buen juego vrother xdxd lol onichan te amo creacor, abisame si aras otro guego xdxd lol
2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
The sluttiest waifus and hentai girls are waiting for you right now! Create and chat with your own sexy hentai waifu and generate limitless ai porn, sex roleplay and erotic stories with them. 100% uncensored ask them anything. Don't make them wait and go chat with them to experience the best AI sexchat ever.
Are you all set to come to be the latest enhancement to the renowned group of Teenager Titans? Are you all set to encounter a countless threats and to participate in countless enjoyable? Are you all set to fuck among one of the most hot superhero goth girls also known as Raven? If the solution for at the very least among these inquiries is 'Yes! '( yeah, easily - with resources 'Y 'and exclamation) after that we simply have no freaking concept why are you still reviewing this message as opposed to playing the video game...
This is a video game concerning dating as it is: conference warm looking chick develops into best examination of all your abilities and all your beauties. Research the imformation, listen and assume actual excellent on every little thing you are intending to do or to claim. Due to the fact that just addressing all of her inquiries appropriately will give you with a correct treat tonight, and obtain all set for exam. All the best!
Along with your rookie companion (that is additionally one fairly warm looking chick incidentally) you get on the means to address an additional one enigma. As soon as gotten to the area you locate the deserted coffee shop. From the outdoors it has actually most definitely seen far better days yet truth scary is concealing inside... This video game is an aesthetic story with solid components of point-and-click pursuit and also has QTE in it!
The moment has actually come for Sakura - among Girl Tsunade's best and favored pupil - to find out about her most effective secret ninjutsu strategy which is called as... Futa-No-Jutsu! And of course, it does specifically what you have think of: it offers busty milf Tsunade a substantial futanari penis! And Sakura constantly bears in mind that Tsunade wont be usung such effective strategy without giving her with a correct technique...
A partner and a male are running an organization with each other. The points are not going well recently given that many of the consumers are coming below to have an appearance not at the rewards yet at... the male's partner! Several of these customers are fairly abundant so just how around giving them with added solutions for added settlement? This need to aid our pair to deal with the economic scenario... and disclose some intriguing sides of their sex-related life ofcourse!
You constantly have desired for having an one-of-a-kind capacity that will make you preferred and unbelievably beneficial? Well, take care what you yearn for! Due to the fact that when individuals of fairies that have actually been cursed with inability to conceive figures out that your seed is qualified to reproduce them once more you right away come to be one of the most needed prize in this sometiems constantly vicious and insane race in between life and fatality...
Regretfully sufficient your family members has actually never ever been an instance of joy. And when your moteher has actually dropped the target of dreadful ailment you had nothing else alternatives than to relocate to your papa's area once more. He is an army so you never ever can inform without a doubt where he is, what he does and when he will certainly return. He appears to be the one that has actually ultimately determined to relocate better given that on your arrival you locate... a superior redhead girl swimming in the yard swimming pool! Her name is Madison and she virtually can become your step-mom quickly. Unless you will certainly make something actually foolish or something actually clever and adjustment every person's strategies.
Despite The Fact That Aiko Hisato is a teacher she is still warm looking middle-aged female that most definitely attracts the focus of several and several eyes throughout her lessons. One of her pupils appears to be all set to do even more than simply to look. Detailed he is attempting to identify what his favored educator sort and what she wants. Will he locate the course to her heart? Or will obtaining her body and her mind will suffice? From currently on this relies on you!
Has it ever before struck you just how specifically Ahsoka Thano came to be a padawan? Our variation of the tale is that she has actually absolutely topped the globe. What a spreading! You will unquestionably join it and appreciate all the wonderful and kinky expertise given that you will unquestionably be the one sharing it, the good news is, owing to this computer game! Prepare yourself to see an acquainted globe and individuality from a shocking watching angle!
You appreciated the artstyle, the tale, the wit and total atmospehere of such preferred hentai themed video games as "Witch Instructor" or "Princess Instructor" made by Akabur? You constantly assumed that they are way also lengthy and also monotonous to play them in their initial kind? Well, after that you need to attempt our variation of these well-known video games - boosted with cheats and various other enjoyable attributes!
Moonripple Lake is a really stunning and remarkable area. It is a town construct around the lake and if you are ultimately all set to run away the disorderly rhytms of large cities after that this is possibly the most effective alternative... Well, at the very least that what our number of major personalities assumed when they left every little thing behind and relocated below to begin a brand-new life. New area, brand-new pals, brand-new journeys, brand-new enigmas and brand-new interest - below their life will certainly be every little thing yet monotonous! Simply do not neglect that you can never ever run away from your past entirely...
Allows admit it - most of us have actually fantasized concerning being bordered by just the best girls in our day-to-day life. And in our video game you will ultimately obtain this opportunity! Are you certain that you have all that is called for to take care of such a number of hotties? Their boobeis and their booties will certainly call for a great deal of focus despite where you will certainly go and what you will certainly do and this selection can never ever be very easy...
Obtain back in time and witness "My Hero Academic community" when ideal pals have actually not transformed right into temporal adversaries. And also much better - obtain the opportunity to stop this from taking place and transform the whole background of their relationship! The very same goes for the enchanting relationships with several hotties around given that unlike the main variation below you can transform your reduced ranking hero right into leading course fan!
Superheroes are figthing supervillains. They deal with a whole lot. When every little thing is over, and ofcourse the heroes have to loosen up and to recover their toughness. For this objective the unique resort was construct. And currently you are operating in this resort! Your work is to care for your visitors giving them with whatever solutions they call for. Amongst your initial customers will certainly be such superhero celebs as Twelve o'clock at night, Mt Girl and Mirko!
You know this anime chick Rei Ayanami at which she's currently starring, in the event you haven't ever seen the anime. That is since she creates fairly frequently looks in all sort sof manga porn parodies also... and also f-series manga porn game isn't an exception! You should know that you don't need to do anything to entice Rei or something like that - here she is already in your couch in her lil bathing suit swimsuit. And she's about to take off it (or to move it from covering the many fascinating areas ) in the present time you may determine where place that you would like to fuck her. And the decision is broad tonight - over a dozen of differnet positions with unique set of animated scenes for each! Just pick one and love the flash by swicthing inbetween scenes utilizing arrow buttons on thr sides of game screen back and forward!
Therefore a computer game where you will have the ability to devote several pleasant mins using a youthful and full-bosomed attractiveness you've known for quite a lengthy moment.. However before starting researching this social arena between among the foremost famous elven royals on the planet of vieogames, you would like to click the button to demonstrate about the game, which you will have the ability to comprehend within the greater left corner of the game screen. Today choose a mini-game with your beloved Lady Zelda and create festive researching the spectacle and utilizing active components, together with a few covert surprises. Hold on the shovel button down within the busy space to do a specific constant activity and supplies this blond mega-slut the fuck she is worth. Do it straight away.
Five portion of a interactive flash game where you learn the narrative of a huge-chested dark-haired. So she's at the laboratory. Today, there are experiments on obtaining breast milk and the effect of lovemaking strain. A tastey dark-haired is appropriate for this particular position. Let's embark the orgy experiment. Use the mouse to take off her clothes from the doll. Spread her gams to the doll and take off her underpants. After that, start to rubdown her tight humid slot. Use drugs to make the doll tender and obedient. Fuck her labia with a thick fake penis. After that, speculum the pump into her peaches and embark pumping breast milk. Continue to fuck the doll to determine also the creation of breast milk and the amount of enjoyment. Do it.
This interactive game will tell you about one in each of those sorts of fetish that is typical in Japan. Once youthful girls are groped inside the subway. This game supplies you with that chance. Black and dirty subway-a area for latest perverts and youthful, mischievous and full-bosomed ladies. Why should they in exactly the identical area in a similar moment? To struggle carnal perversions. An latest pervert selects a well-endowed girl and commences to corrupt her. To begin with, he rolls her big Tits and places his palm beneath her mini-skirt. Subsequently she dashes her underpants and then plays together with her anus. Subsequently this pervert disrobes the bodacious doll and commences to fuck laborious told crevasses. First, choose a woman for filthy joy. Then use the mouse to elaborate the depraved technique of demanding sex. Thus, let us start the game heterosexual away.
Ryu and Chun Li, two of the most famous and well-known characters from "Street Fighter" They have joined forces for a second time to create an incredible show. They'll be presenting the story in a completely different way or hentai parody. If you've ever wanted experience chun LI play Ryu's hot mommy, now is your opportunity! If you've got an idea, it's just as important. This is why we invite you to the show! The show will show different positions of sex and strip-scenes.
To adhere to the actions of your grandpa has actually never ever been even more tough, extra dangeorus and extra amazing than in "Raunchy Hearts" - the aesthetic story for grownups just based upon the renowned globe of "Bleach" collection! Come to be the leader of the Heart Culture by the due and collect the captains under your command many thanks just to your fight abilities, your beauties and your nature offered properties!
You have no concept what kind of demonic games you got involved into but one of these randy bitches has actually sended you back in time! Just how can you leave this weird period and obtain back right into your own? Only by discovering the appropriate connections between 2 times and using them as your benefit altering the weights of equilibrium between human beings and devils in this battle that chooses numerous centuries...
From the really starting Insouke sensed that he is below for a factor. The indicators were hardly noticable, hardly obtaining with each other yet the even more epxlorations Inosuke made the extra noticeable it was coming to be - this area has several keys and all these keys are attached with his. Do not anticipate this journey in the globe of "Satanic force Killer" will certainly be just grimm - this renowned anime cosmos has a whole lot of stunning women personalities and they all have unclean keys you require to discover!
All of it seemed weird from the very start. A strange location of community, a weird store, an odd seller... though you still got a videogame for simply a twenty dollars. And currently you are in fact mosting likely to play it! What is occurring? In some way you are transferred into online world where you already have a resort and a whole number of attractive women staying in it! Will you please every one of them transforming this palce into your harem or will you market them as whores and make it right into a big brothel? You are playing the video game - this is your globe and your choices from currently on!
What are you intended to find out at Hero Academic community? Well, according to this video game it is not a lot concerning utilizing your powers yet even more concerning attracting all the warm chicks around! And also of course, this additionally consists of one of the most preferred (and also hot!) personalities from the anime collection yet in this video game several of them might become your pals while the others can conveniently become your adversaries - relies on the selections that you will certainly make throughout the playthrough due to the fact that this is not just an aesthetic story yet additionally a dating simulator.
Alcohol consumption and betting are not the most effective leisure activities for a considerate hokage of Konoha Town yet still Girl Tsunade has actually taken care of to maintain these 2 sides of her life apart. Just how did she do that? This interactive apology will certainly reveal you among feasible alternatives yet take care - do not play it if you are not all set to see Girl Tsunade as a disloyalty and existing bitch fucking every person for cash!
Discussion: Total Comments : 12
yeah:
there's no volume!
Yyyy:
Uugfe3iuguxjcucucud
Nadzir :
I want play
Adun:
Love dwfwtmfhsmetk
lolitpornohentaixdxduwuonichan:
uwu onichan dayski xdxd looolololol pito ricooo bien negron :)))) xd buen juego vrother xdxd lol onichan te amo creacor, abisame si aras otro guego xdxd lol
Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat