Katara is just one of the major heroines from "Avatar: The Last Airbender" anime series and if you have thought of fucking her at the very least as soon as then this basic yet fun game is for you! Yes, it has just one scene in which - and there is no surprise below - Katara gets fucked like a whore though thanks to large modification settings you can transform lots of and lots of components of it: from the clothing and approximately facial expressions!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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This interesting and interactive orgy game will appeal to those who love to fuck youthful and big-boobed subs. So you are the proprietor of a beautiful sub. She lives in your basement. For her, a carpet is to sleep and a bucket to do the cleaning. To interact with the sub, click on it with the mouse. Then the act selection window will open. For example, you can order a sub to call Master or you Dad or anything else. Then you can choose clothes for the sub. Also, you can fuck a sub in her taut coochie and round bum. Enjoy how a fat dick rips her slit in half. Do not forget to go after the indicator of health and sleep. Slave need to sleep. So if you're ready to have fun with a big-titted gimp, then do it at the moment.
Welcome back to the world of "My Hero Academia" yet this moment - in interactive layout! Go to the college that you recognize and enjoy, fulfill the characters that you recognize and enjoy and construct your own and special story! Come to be pals with ones and fans with others! Or adversaries - this is not an exception too. Make your own selections and see if they will lead you to the top of pupils checklist.
Gorgeous and slender beautiful and sexy Natsume enjoys all sorts of sexual activity. She also enjoys exploring the world of new and bizarre. The quest for information brought Natsume to an old mansion. There was once a fireplace which is now gone. But Natsume is determined to discover what's inside the basement. As she steps down the steps she touches the wall using her hands. Strange. What is the source of the sludge that came back? A sudden event occurs to Natsume inside her head. Awake, she discovers that she's naked. A creature with tentacles has taken Natsume. It's adamant about fucking the woman. Natsume is eager to get an affair with the monster a result of it's totally thrilling and exciting. So, make use of the weather in the game to encourage Natsume to go. Check the joy indicator so that it doesn't decrease. Stop Natsume at once.
Even however Fucktown is a place where everyone will get laid sooner or afterward some chractaers are doinfg whatever they can to make it sooner... even if it is xmas eve and they can ordinary make a wish! But our hero is aman of scienece and xmas wishes are not something that will cause his fantasies to come true. At least that is what he believes in. And this is the reason why even in this time of year he is still working research laboratory. Secret research laboratory! Why is it secret we have no idea but looks like one of his newest inventions is ready to be tested in a field. This is invention of his is a special glasses that will allow to see hot ladies without their clothes! To play the game simply perform actions that are available on the screen at the moment and don't forget to enjoy!
So let's begin the fun. A damn hot and perverse lady Lisa with luscious eyes, she wore crimson oval glasses and had long black hair. Her bangs are quite long, that the remainder of her hair is decorated. Lisa wears an faculty Japanese school uniform - a sailor game: a whitish milky tee-shirt with a blue kang along with also a folded skirt of equal colour, complemented with a pink tee-shirt, enjoying hot sex. In this game, she fucks a neighbor's gallant about the shore. Watch her big tits budge in time with her sensuous moves. A thick jizz-shotgun rips aside her cavern. To affix Lisa, you'd love to click on the mouse onto her cavern. Inspect the header on the left of the show. When the de-robe proceeds to be inside the inexperienced zone, then click on the button. Do it today.|Lisa Yadomaru vs Aizen You'll probably be a fan of the "Bleach" manga and anime universes if you are. It is important to know that this parody is a hentai parody. This means that their sexual battle will occur within the same genre. That means that the couple will be in the middle of passionate sexual relations while playing the game of rhytm that is based on. In the event of how you play, the couple will be closer and closer until the conclusion of the match that you have improvised. The player will be given a specially animated cumshot sequence as a reward for successfully completing the game. Find additional Bleach-related hentai-related content on our website.|The video shows a woman having a sexy time with her boyfriend on the beach. It's clear to see her massive Tits moving with her sensual actions. Her cave is being torn apart by a massive tree. Click on Lisa's cave to satisfy your appetite. Hit the button after the room is inside the ignorance zone. Eisen appeared so sexy it was able to hit Lisa before she took off her dress. There is no need to waste more time now that the game has began. Enjoy when the timer is in the level of novice. Although it appears simple at first, you'll need to be able to organize your time and monitor the clock until it gets to zero. You could be rewarded for an effective match if you start today.|Lisa Yadomaru vs Aizen! If you're an avid fan of the "Bleach" manga and anime universe, then you'll be interested in seeing what this pair of characters can accomplish! It is important to know that this parody is a hentai parody. This means that their sexual tussle will occur in closely related fields. That means that the pair will be having a blast in intense sexual relations while playing a game inspired by the word rhytm. If you're successful, you play, the two will move closer to the finish line of the match that they have improvised. The player will be given the animated cumshot sequence to reward you for playing the game. Find additional Bleach-related hentai-related content on our website.|Lisa Yadomaru, the stunning brunette from "Bleach" is the person responsible for this stunning blonde with huge tits. Today is her off day and she's not working her normal chores. Lisa just wants to have fun. She's determined to demonstrate that "sex on the beach" is not just an eponymous cocktail.|It might not be so noticeable yet Lisa Yadomaru from aniem collection "Bleach" is in fact appreciating of making love in public areas! Her fave of such areas is the coastline given that below she is currently putting on a minimum of garments that makes the opportunity for a quickie actual high! Just how successful this quickie will be in fact depends on just how excellent you will be at playing this minigame. All the best!|Aizen against Lisa Yadomaru! If you're a huge Bleach fan, you could be interested in seeing what kind of action they might come up with. This is a parody on Hentai, so don't consider it a serious parody. If you'd like to keep studying this "sandart" this is the best place to start. The first series should be your starting point. This isn't identical to hentai.|Aizen versus Yadomaru? Oh no, today it is Aizen FUCKS Yadomaru! Or is it Yadomaru fucks Aizen? Anyways, for today all the fights are deposited in order to commemorate this bright day on the coastline in a far more positive means! If you don't want these two unexpected lovebirds to turn back into lethal opponents once more, just be sure to complete the reaction clicker minigame succesfully!}
This story has rather timeless beginning - young and unexperienced gal relocates to large city where she will locate a whole lot of new possibilities and encounter a whole lot of new temptations. Yet which ones will win the battle for Eva's (that's our major heroine's name btw) heart and mind? Guide Eva via her new life and witness her improvement into either far better or worse version of herself!
Welcome! Welcome ot the world of Dirty Fantasies - the wonderfil palce where your most wet and mischievous dreams come to be true! The best laides that you can only think of will come to be the love of your lifetime... or just sluts for one night - if this is what you are dreaming concerning! Amazong mix of visual novel and dating simulator that ends up with hentai whatever! Take pleasure in!
These moments are very uncommon in the hostory of the world - the moments when the male appears who can transform the means of the cosmos itself. Though for the goddess named Karma this takes place regularly than she possibly would want it to. So as soon as again she gathers the most powerful and the most devoted of her servants in order to locate this person and to set him or her on the path that she calls for. The goal for the fate of the world? Yes, and you are in the very center of it!
Pay a see to the area that barely will ever be received the official "Steven's Cosmos" series - the commode cabin with a gloryhole! Which ones of the fans 'favored characters will be putting their penis and pussies via it and which ones will be pleasing them? Just how specifically they will be doing it? Or what they will be putting on? In this parody game it is all approximately you to make a decision!
Did you ever asked yourself just how in fact the casting for new padawans is taking place? In this parody game you will see one of possible circumstances and also the most effective part of it is that you will be checking out it from the jedi knight's viewpoint! To put it simply you will be the one whom the young and also stunning Ahsoka Thano will be trying to encourage in her having a really special set of skills...
Within this logic based game starring some famous unshaved catgirls (like blue milf kitty from"The remarkable world of Gumball" for example) you might have to proove that you are just as quick thinking as a cat. So after you will pick one of few characters you would like to play against you will end up on the playing field. You and your rival will likely be taking turns in this game - your rival's purpose will be to budge step by step on the outer side of the playing field while yours will be to eliminate the panels one by one to prevent that from happening. Obviosuly you will win the round only in case you will manage to trap the unshaved catgirl with nowhere else to run and in case you will be able to catch each of the charecters then you will get a distinctive anime porn themed bonus!
This is a story of incubus - the only one left of his entire demonic race that was eliminated by the group of divine warriors one of which has spared the demonic youngster and even elevated him. Will this act of compassion transform the really nature of the creature or will it's demonic heritage will take over at some point? To rind the solution for this inquiry the last of incubus will have to go via journey on his own...
During the daytime you are going to college and every person keeps assuming that you are one modest and clever gal. Yet when the night comes every little thing adjustments. You have to get money to pay for your education somehow and where else such hot looking brunette chick could get them quickly enough aside from from the concealed world of sex and corruption? Two worlds to live, two games to play!
You are playing as not so young professor who still cant settle his life. Yet every little thing adjustments after a series of strange events after which you end up in a special camp. From now on all of your actions will be focused on advancing your skills with all type of hot girls and if you will make use of these new possibilities appropriately then you will ultimately get what you wanted so much! "Harem Camp" is an adults only CG visual story with strong roleplay and monitoring components.
Damn beautiful and huge-titted doll with big tits, whose name is Jessica Rabbit loves to fuck with her hubby, whose name is Roger. Roger has a hefty animal pink cigar that always gives Jessica Rabbit sexual pleasure. In this interactive romp flash game you will see how Jessica Rabbit fucks with Roger. So look at the game screen. Use interactive icons to change game lovemaking scenes. By way of example, to start with, you want to joke on Jessica Rabbit. Then you will see her entirely naked. After that, Jessica Rabbit will suck her hubby's fat cock. He hardly fits Jessica Rabbit's facehole. Licking a wood Jessica Rabbit starts leaping on him like a lecherous adult movie star, and then Jessica Rabbit asks Roger to fuck her cock-squeezing arse.. Do you need to see it?
As you most likely know Ty Lee is definitely fun and quite active gal from animated series"Avatar: The last Airbender" and in this diminutive interactive parody she is eventually going to put all of her positiveness and activeness into proper thing - she is going to have a nice fucking on the beach! Actually the whole game is just one scene of orgy in the beach yet it is not only prettily drawn and animated however, also has few interesting features such as main actions selection and customization options! Enjoy the scene, change the apperance of main heroine or execute either inside or outside cum shot after which you can replay it again and again - even if you never were a worshipper of this series you are still going to have a lot of fun with Ty Lee on the beach today!
Personal and as a result of that pretty gonzo venture in the world of"One Piece" anime is here with the second chapter in which you will see by yourself what sort of parties would do the pirates have when they happen to capture the big-chested supersluts kind the rival gangs. And already form the title of this manga porn parody you already know the names of the chicks - big-chested brown-haired Nico Robin and non the less buxom red-haired Nami! So observe them both being used for a petite crowds amusement while being touched, teased, stripped, groped, finger-banged and used in many other approaches to achieve sexual awakening and pleasure! The dialogs in this animated manga porn manga are going to be in japanese language but since it is mainly focused on fucky-fucky scenes this hardly should be a problem.
"JerkMate" is an area where a whole buch of adult enjoyment celebs - gals and gusy and even inbetewen - are at your service! Just ick the model that you recognize and enjoy (or who you wnat to recognize more concerning) and start spending your special points for requesting her or him to do numerous funny and hot things such as stripping, dancing, solo playing and lots of much more!
This game of hentai will help you to pass the time during lunch time. Dash has a big head his bastard, it is outfitted, and during the game, he will take over the stage. In order to play this game, it is recommended to utilize the button that can control the action. For example, using the decrease or arrow buttons will boost the speed of this process. Utilizing the down button you'll change camera modes. them and make them out! Additionally, you'll make use of the M button to deflect the drama, and thus it's the best way to be able to cover the management entry, so it's not distracting you from what's happening between mythical beings and Dash! so let's get started right away.|Dash takes over the stage by using his fully equipped bastard he has set up. The player must select the button that controls the action in order to play the game. The speed of this method can be increased for example, pressing the buttons to lower or the arrows. When you press the down button, you can switch between camera modes. They're have been out! The down button will be used to trigger them to go out. The most important thing you can accomplish is to make sure that the entry is secured so that it's not distracting since you'll also utilize the M button to diminish the spectacle. The day that you Dash and a fabled character differ!}
You tackle the duty of a lately worked with assistant to distinguished British archaeologist Clara Loft in this audiovisual book. Get in a journey that has lots of lewdness, pop cultural referrals, and tongue-in-cheek comedy. Your actions and decisions will have an influence on your connection with Clara and inevitably figure out both your and her future. Will you make the most of this scenario or will you attempt to win her heart?
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat