Have you ever wanted to be a cartoon hotties as Katara? You'll be awed by this minigame There will be no dialogues or stories, just an the interactive pov sex scene! Additionally, you'll also receive an array of options for customization that will allow you to create a scene that is thrilling for you personally! You can also play around with it for enjoyment.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Did you ever wished to to check out the world of "Assault on Titan" from less fierce as well as a lot more charming side? Then play this visual book in which you will get the possibility not only to live a life one of the elite warriros however likewise to develop a harem of the most popular female character of the series such as Mikasa Akerman, Annie Leonhart, Historia Reiss as well as Sasha Blouse! Game likewise has lots of aspects of roleplaying, dating simulator as well as administration.
As a supervillian you were destined to fall by the hand of superhero... or some truly hot looking superheorine in tight latex bodysuit in your situation. Though a horrible error has caused unthinkable - you have died in this battle! Though not completely - the piece of your consciousness was somehow transferred into her mind and now you have the possibility for vengeance by corrupting her little by little...
The story of your vengeance on Knoha Village continues and considering that you can refrain from doing much against it with your hands you seek for an ancient power from the past of your clan. Unlocking this power will let you to get followers much easier than ever and appears like mystical character referred to as Saru can assist you with it. And regardless of exactly how high will be the cost for this assistance it is absolutely going to worth it...
You like to believe that your task is to assist people on a daily basis although you work behind the computer. It is paid well and your attractive better half named Calra is dealing with you. Just recently you got a new intern named Anna. The next mssion for all three of you is to infiltrate the system of huge and powerful company so you much better do everyhting you can in order to keep the little team of yours on the exact same side... which is absolutely not a simple thing to do with two so attractive looking women being beside you at all times!
Once a component of renowned pirate crew redhead Nami is currently totally shed. The only possibility for her not just to find her companions yet perhaps even to survive is you. Though ofcourse you are not going to help her simply like that. Why? Due to the fact that besides drawing maps this redhead has numerous various other abilities such as large tits and round butt... Discover to utilize these talents properly and with each other you will certainly have a fantastic experience!
This story has quite traditional beginning - young and unexperienced gal transfers to huge city where she will discover a great deal of new chances and deal with a great deal of new temptations. However which ones will win the battle for Eva's (that's our primary heroine's name btw) spirit and mind? Guide Eva with her new life and witness her improvement into either much better or worse version of herself!
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These moments are very unusual in the hostory of the world - the moments when the guy appears who can alter the method of the world itself. Though for the goddess named Karma this occurs more frequently than she most likely would want it to. So when again she gathers the most powerful and the most devoted of her servants in order to discover this person and to set him or her on the path that she needs. The objective for the fate of the world? Yes, and you are in the very center of it!
Besides Katara and Toph there is one more hottie who would like to ride on top of Avatar's cock - it's Ty Lee! And it seems that today is her lucky day: there is nobody else around on the beach and Aang's cock is difficult and prepared! Yet exactly how excatly these two lovebirds will be having their personal funtime is up to you: check out different choices, personalize characters and produce your own hentai parody!
Adults can play the dating simulation game Training Slayer, which features characters from the anime "The Devil Slayer." You are a young guy who has a relatively typical life up until someday a devil assaults you while you are traveling home. Luckily, Mitsuri, a devil hunter and pillar of love, saves you.
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You are playing as a person who has to deal with your buddies child named Milly. Her parents had to transfer to one more country due to theor tasks though they didnt wish to take Milly out of her friendly atmosphere particularly when she has started her examining at college. So leaving her under your protection appeared like a great idea. Though appears like Milly is going to discover a great deal of new wonderful things not only at college...
When you were the powerful devil lord ruling the limitless lands with lust and corruption. However somehow you were defeated and put behind bars for lots of and lots of years. Planning your getaway took some time, preparing it took even longer yet whatever has gone south in a blink of an eye and you have gotten away not only from your prison however from your own body and your dimension! Now you are possessing one of those weak creatures referred to as 'people '. As for fortunately spreading lust and corruption in this world may be even much easier...
This is a story of incubus - the only one left of his entire demonic race that was erased by the group of divine warriors one of which has spared the demonic kid and even increased him. Will this act of generosity alter the extremely nature of the creature or will it's demonic tradition will take over ultimately? To rind the response for this concern the last of incubus will have to go with experience on his own...
Read about how a girl from school was placed in the care of a man who is planning to test his skills in this game online. Particularly the guy is enjoying when schoolgirls are able to urinate. Today, when he grabs the young girl, this violent jerk is causing irreparable harm by stimulating her nostrils. This is sexist and unprofessional. Particularly if the student is a female with a tummy that has been shaven. It is recommended to begin playing the hentai game right now.
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You can have a good time with a curvy woman named Momo in this game. This suggests that you can create the babe you wish to stick your dick in. the appeal is then fucked in her pink holes. Thinking about that nobody has yet been able to match the appeal, you will have an extremely strong chance. Furthermore, this game will demonstrate exactly how a woman takes pleasure in playing different games. The bitch will ride you like a racehorse while an adult video plays on the screen, enabling you to put your bolt into different openings in your favored pussy.
If you prefer the cartoons of the One chunk series then this game is best for you. In it you can response the question - how well do you know these cartoons and their main characters. Moreover, you can see some of the heroes entirely naked. Unless of course luck will be on your side. So look at the game screen. You ought to response queries. Choose one correct option out of four. If you chose the best - get a prize. This will be a depraved picture from the animation. If you did not guess - the game is over. Your mission in this game would be to response all questions correctly so as to have a super prize. Enjoy this depraved flash game at this time.
Beautiful and huge-boobed dame Minerva used prohibited magic and some medical experiments. And now she has grown fat dick. She became futanari. She has a lovely and huge-boobed friend. Her name is Millianna and she is a blonde that is perverted. In this interesting flash animation you will see Minerva fucking Millianna in her pink muff. Millianna groans from pleasure when her pink cherry tears in half. Moisture dribbles from her muff onto a white couch. Minerva proceeds to fuck Millianna until she reaches a multiple orgasm. And then her cunt explodes from sexual stress. If you like this fuckfest story then you should commence playing right now to see this fine hump.
During the night you are being checked out by just as odd as she is hot looking creature who clealry wants only one thing from you... as well as when the most fascinating part of this mystical browse through is regarding to happen you get up. Rather an odd dream you had however some details are making it to feel way a lot more genuine than you most likely would want it to. So suppose these night brows through are no dreams in any way?
Attractive Shihouin Yoruichi from "Bleach" has an extremely special itch once again - the type of itch that can be scfucked only with somebody's huge difficult dick! So who will be the lucky assistant? Today it seems to be Renji Abarai's turn as well as even if he doesn't wish to he barely has any type of option or getaway - Yoruichi can do whatever by herself (well, with your assistance in managing the process ofcourse)!
During this game you will meet three different but in their own way sexy anime ladies with an opportunity to lure, undress and ofcourse to fuck each of them. One of them will be naive nubile with petite titties in the very beginning of her sexual adventures. The other female is hot looking blonde student who is always ready to epxlore something new. The third bombshell is a milf with gigantic tits in case if you prefer this kind of female character in manga porn games. Your interactions with one or more of these women will be created in three steps - first-ever you will need to undress them and tease them to make them horny enough for the second part where you will be producing them truly humid (and also in case with huge-chested milf you can even to milk her) so you could ultimately fuck and make them to jism already!
A succulent and youthful nymph named Misty truly wants to play pranks and have wild intercourse. She invited her friend who has a large dick. Then Misty lay down on the floor and took her pants and underpants off. The dude came closer and began to fuck his thick dick with Misty's taut cunt. The gal groans with pleasure when a thick sausage rips her pink hole in half. Definitely Misty is luving intercourse. She loves dicks. To interact with the game use the interactive control panel. With it, you can change the game intercourse scenes. Watch how Misty does a royal oral job or loves wild ass-fuck romp. Do you wish to do it!? We won't spend time on talking, but we'll embark the game right now.
Adorable looking piggy woman has stucked in a wooden fence and barely can go out from this trap by herself. Thankfully enough you were close-by to observe the issue... when you havesuddenly recognized that the difficulty for one indicates the chance for the other! Will you use this difficult circumstance and play with her huge and round and pinky ass for a bit? Well, we are in a hentai game so the response is kinda evident!
You're probably familiar with the arcade videogames as "Pac-Man" and you may have heard of popular manga and anime series such as "Naruto Shippuden" which follows the adventures of a young ninja Naruto and his gang of friends. What if you attempt to merge the two in one single project that is intended exclusively for adults? You will be able to be able to play "Boruto Fuck-Man"! As you've probably been able to guess, you're wleocated to play it right now! It is a hentai-themed version of the avdnetures that features the most attractive women from the series. In order to access the hentai-themed content, you'll have to win a variant of the minigame pac-man first. It may sound difficult, but when you begin playing, you'll be able to figure out the game's mechanics quickly enough.
Hot looking anime red-haired ended up tied and slightly clothed in teh bathroom. How exactly such thing has happened this game won't tell us yet you're able to see what will happen later she was found by one of her horny aficionados... which is going to be played by you ofcourse! The gameplay scheme is quite plain - just find few points that are active and see what effect they will bring. Once you have found them all you can use one of over a dozen of customization options which will add or eliminate clothes, change heroine's facial expressions, bring sextoys to the scene and more you can start looking for new active points and see how they will get the job done as well (just keep noticed that not every scene is gonna have those active points and some of theses scenes will only sate your urge for bondage themed manga porn content only).
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat