Have you ever wanted to be a cartoon hotties as Katara? You'll be awed by this minigame There will be no dialogues or stories, just an the interactive pov sex scene! Additionally, you'll also receive an array of options for customization that will allow you to create a scene that is thrilling for you personally! You can also play around with it for enjoyment.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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In this arcade game you will be playing as the Lord of Tentacles. You need energy to keep your spirit living and the most steady source of this energy is coming from... your attractive co-eds in the Terrible academy! So your task is to infect the lockers with your tentacles and after that to wait on an appropriate moment to catch some death by hottie and... welll, and to gather 'some energy with her!
The Uzumaki-Namikaze clan holiday to the Hidden Sand was meant to be a relaxing getaway. Naruto, ever the exuberant Hokage, imagined lazy days by the oasis, developing sandcastles with Boruto and Himawari, and perhaps even some high quality time with a less-stressed Hinata. Nevertheless, from the moment they stepped off the train, turmoil took place. Boruto, quickly tired with the "calm desert," started a prank war with the Sand Siblings 'youngsters, transforming the relaxing oasis into a field of battle of blowing up sand clones and dyed-orange cacti. Himawari, in her commonly innocent however deceptively powerful method, stumbled upon an unusual and exceptionally hot desert chili, causing a village-wide inferno of coughing and watery eyes. And Naruto? He handled to inadvertently challenge Gaara to a sand-surfing contest, the results of which were... less than dignified for the Hokage. What was meant as a household bonding experience swiftly spiraled into a testament to the Uzumaki's special brand of disruptive love, leaving everybody questioning if a holiday was genuinely worth the taking place jangle.
In COED Conquest, you play college freshman Chad Gibson who is studying business at a prestigious university in Paradise City. You are put into an experimental study program where you must start a business from scratch. It's a task that you find both challenging and exciting at the same time. The main struggle you face is, there are so many hot girls at the university, and it's hard for you to keep your mind focused on your studies.
Succesfully graduating from college enables you to get the task of your dreams - the task of psychologist with the focus on sexology! Yet reality is not always working accorindg to the books regardless of exactly how wise these books are. And making errors is not regarding getting poor grades - now it will impact somebody's life. And with many temptations around these errors are just inescapable...
The College of contemporary art. You have always wished to examine right here and your dream has lastly come to life. However exactly how can you examine the spirit and mind if you have not examined your own body appropriately? Yet don't fret - the instructors and otehr trainees will gladly assist you in every possible method for you to understand real enthusiasm and true wish... if you don't mind for some yaoi themed experience ofcourse!
This story has quite traditional beginning - young and unexperienced gal transfers to huge city where she will discover a great deal of new chances and deal with a great deal of new temptations. However which ones will win the battle for Eva's (that's our primary heroine's name btw) spirit and mind? Guide Eva with her new life and witness her improvement into either much better or worse version of herself!
Welcome! Welcome ot the world of Dirty Fantasies - the wonderfil palce where your most wet and rowdy dreams end up being true! The most popular laides that you might only visualize will end up being the love of your lifetime... or just sluts for one night - if this is what you are dreaming regarding! Amazong mix of visual novel and dating simulator that ends up with hentai regardless of what! Take pleasure in!
These moments are very unusual in the hostory of the world - the moments when the guy appears who can alter the method of the world itself. Though for the goddess named Karma this occurs more frequently than she most likely would want it to. So when again she gathers the most powerful and the most devoted of her servants in order to discover this person and to set him or her on the path that she needs. The objective for the fate of the world? Yes, and you are in the very center of it!
Did you ever wondered what type of casting Ahsoka Thano had to make it through in order to beocme a jedi padawan? From this game you will lastly understand the reality! And although this game is just a hentai themed parody it is most likely still way a lot more fun than any of the official versions... plus it enables you to take some part in such crucial and such intimate process! Let's begin!
If you likewise agree that Danny Fenton must be chasing after gals rather than ghosts then you are going to enjoy this game for sure. This interactive parody occurs in "Danny Phantom" world and feautres the most prominent and fan preferred heroines in a new functions - functions of your dating rate of interest! Though we have to admit - a few of the ghost women in this animation series are hot as hell...
The familiar click-clack of my game stick echoed in my memory as I pulled my worn sneakers on. One more day, one more competition. Konoha Competitor Online was my bread and butter, and I was damn proficient at it. I might virtually smell the ramen I 'd treat myself to after one more success. Just needed to get hold of some milk for my little sibling before heading to the game. Stepping out of the apartment or condo, the busy city noise hit me like a wave. Autos honked, vendors hawked their items, and after that... nothing. A blinding light, a deafening roar, and an abrupt, scary space.
You are playing as a person who has to deal with your buddies child named Milly. Her parents had to transfer to one more country due to theor tasks though they didnt wish to take Milly out of her friendly atmosphere particularly when she has started her examining at college. So leaving her under your protection appeared like a great idea. Though appears like Milly is going to discover a great deal of new wonderful things not only at college...
Are you into redhead gals, goth gals or perhaps crazy gals? Titans Tower is the terrific location where each and all of them can be discovered at the same time! End up being the novice superhero and take your possibilities on seducing Starfire, Raven or Jinx in this by all ways interesting experience mixed from visual novel, dating simulator and hentai parody! Each woman is a challenge and only fixing this challenge is the crucial to satisfying your wet dreams!
When you were the powerful devil lord ruling the limitless lands with lust and corruption. However somehow you were defeated and put behind bars for lots of and lots of years. Planning your getaway took some time, preparing it took even longer yet whatever has gone south in a blink of an eye and you have gotten away not only from your prison however from your own body and your dimension! Now you are possessing one of those weak creatures referred to as 'people '. As for fortunately spreading lust and corruption in this world may be even much easier...
Pretty traditional scene of hot looking chick in other words skirt is being groped in congested subway train right here is told in the type of interactive comics with panels not only animated however likewise voiced! The language is japanese however even if you don't understand it everyhting is quite evident. Likewise there will be a person who will try to save our wonderful heroine from being gangbanged in the train however will he get to her in time or not we will see only in the second part of this story.
In the past, in the busy city of Tokyo, there were two striving tennis players, Yumi and Sakura. They were both extremely inspired and devoted to their sport, and they spent many hours practicing on the courts. To assist them enhance their skills, they employed a tennis fitness instructor named Koji, who was understood for his stringent yet efficient training techniques. Koji was a knowledgeable tennis player himself, and he swiftly acknowledged the capacity in Yumi and Sakura. He pushed them to their limitations, advising them to provide their all during every session. In spite of the difficult training, Yumi and Sakura were figured out to end up being the very best tennis players they might be.
Oh, the trainees these day - they seem to believe only about sex while not paying any type of interest to the instructor or the lesson in any way! And it so occurs that in this game you are this instructor. And as an instructor you understand completely: if you wish to get something then you should to use something. You want their interest during the class? Then just provide them what they prefer the most...
Ever wished to check out the wolrd of Hyrule Kingdom (yes, the one from "The Legend of Zelda" series) from a very first person point of view? Well, yeah, there are most likely some mods that enables you to do such thing. So exactly how about one more point of view - the point of view to not only live with fantasy experience as well as satisfy different familiar as well as preferred characters however likewise to fuck them? By the method, you can change the gender of your character this time around!
Live a daily life of succesful guy who is surrounded by not just hot however likewise extremely sexy women at all times: get up from the passionate blowjob, have wonderful sex as an addition to your breakfast, kick back with your attractive secretary a number of times during a difficult long working day... and hurry back home to see what new wonderful and kinky surprises are waiting on you there!
On this wonderfull day you got to pay a visit to the arena as it is going to be a very special demonstrate in it's center today brought to you by Luffy and Rebecca! But don't worry - they won't be fighting yet still their perfomance could be clarified with f-word non the less... as long as you have very likely already guessed they are going to fuck! And in case you have read the very title of this game (or more precisely looped animation) then you are aware that this is going to be buttfuck bang-out demonstrate! Now unwind and enjoy the view of Rebecca's delicious forms bouncing with every thrust Luffy gives by pushing his quite big and fat wood into Rebecca's taut butthole in non stop mode! And in case you will want to find out more then simply go to our website where you can always find a whole lot of"One Piece" themed manga porn parodies!
Most of the time when we see cute girls from "Mystery Inc." appearing in parodies based on hentai, they are being sucked up by their companions or monsters. But what about the other person who is equally important and has actually been the one to name the popular cartoon series? Yes, we're talking about the old friend Scooby Doo! It's time for him to enjoy an evening of kinky fun with a the slutty and a bit sexy redheads, but the extent to which they go will depend on you. Pick the scenes you would like to see in the upper part of the game's screen and then enjoy the show! There won't be a lot of them, but the fact that this hentai-themed parody finally places Scooby in the center of attention is well worth it! You can also discover more fun content featuring Velma and Daphne on our site at any time!
Was you expecting that today through the morning mobility you will fulfill ninja princess Kasumi (yep, the principal bombshell from"Dead or Alive" fighting videogame series) when she is being tied up so everyone could play with her magnificent bod a bit? And the fact that her quite unsheathing garb is still on her you appear to be the very first lucky dude to do that! Now try unique controls and choices by exploring not only Kasumi's bod however, the surroundings and unwrap her down before the tricky system of ropes and bondages may position her into various screwable poses. The idea is elementary - you can have some fun with both Kasumi's garb and her bod and all that just to make you to reach the maximal pleasure! Quite a marvelous finding you made this morning indeed!
Basic however fun hentai simulator game. Or a minigame considering that it is quite fundamental and includes only one doggystyle sex scene yet includes a number of fascinating personalization choices: from altering the skintones to altering the gender and conditions of primary characters. Produce the doggystyle sex scene of your dreams! Click on the primary area for the sex magic to occur and take pleasure in the creampie surface before rebooting it with new settings and new fun!
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat