Katara is just one of the major heroines from "Avatar: The Last Airbender" anime series and if you have thought of fucking her at the very least as soon as then this basic yet fun game is for you! Yes, it has just one scene in which - and there is no surprise below - Katara gets fucked like a whore though thanks to large modification settings you can transform lots of and lots of components of it: from the clothing and approximately facial expressions!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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In the Japanese prefecture, gals began to disappear. The police could not help and one courageous journalist decides to conduct her own investigation. She knows that gals disappear at the subway station. The journalist leaves for the metro station to find out the particulars of the loss, one evening. Suddenly, someone hits the girl on the head and she loses consciousness. Waking up after a couple of hours, the girl sees that she is completely naked. She is in some sort of old cave. The light from the lamp covers the outline of a figure with a bag on its head. The girl's heart skips a hit. Was she captured by the rapist that the newspapers wrote about? What will we do. So you have to find out the girl's story and play this interactive 3D flash game. I assure you your sexual fantasies will be realized 100%. Let's embark the game at the moment.
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From the really beginning Insouke had a feeling that he is below for a reason. First the indicators were barely noticable, barely getting together yet the more epxlorations Inosuke made the a lot more evident it was coming to be - this area has lots of keys and all these keys are attached with his. Though don't expect this journey worldwide of "Satanic force Slayer" will be only grimm - this popular anime cosmos has a whole lot of beautiful female characters and they all have unclean keys you need to discover too!
It was meant to be videogames all night long for ideal pals yet instead one of them (yeah, the one that you are playing as) ended up stuck with his ideal frend's family members. Though don't get disturbed also early due to the fact that thankfully enough this family members contains hot looking mommy and non the less hot looking sis so as you can envision this night is going to be anything yet boring.
You are playing as a person who has to deal with your friends little girl named Milly. Her parents had to relocate to an additional country as a result of theor work though they didnt intend to take Milly out of her friendly setting specifically when she has started her researching at college. So leaving her under your safekeeping appeared like an excellent idea. Though resembles Milly is going to find out a whole lot of new great things not only at college...
Your life is concerning to transform. Despite agree it or not. Things is your daddy make a decision to marry as soon as again which indicates your residence is concerning to get rather crowded due to the fact that you will get not only step-mom yet additionally three (yes, three!) step-sisters! So the area that you as soon as called home develop into a nuthouse and the only thing that can aid you to accept this new fact is sex...
If the only reason that was stopping you from selecting Ochaco Uraraka as your favored character in "My Hero Academy" is the set of her clothing then this trouble is ultimately fixed in this hentai parody minigame: switch clothing and accessoires and turn her from small pupil into the mistress of bdsm! Or try numerous random combinations if you are in the mood for kinky surprises!
Most of us have encountered people like Monica - hot looking yet spoiled bitch with large money who assumes that she possesses things, the people around and the life itself. And at some time this statement is not thus far from being the fact. Though that's the trouble - Monica is not the only rich bitch in fashion service and she has all the opportunities for both remarkable success or remarkable failure. The inquiry is - what will be your part in all of this?
With Beerus and Champa all of a sudden ousted from the divine realm, the tremendous, bewildering duty of God of Devastation for Cosmos 7 falls upon your young shoulders. Assisted by your sensible and capable attendant Angel, Vados, you need to navigate the facility and often chaotic tasks of a divine destroyer-- making a decision the fate of earths, keeping cosmic balance via needed devastation, and nurturing encouraging people all while making every effort to elevate Cosmos 7's notoriously low mortal level. This special cosmic journey focuses less on overwhelming obstacles and more on personal touch; your influence permeates the cosmos not just via power, yet via style, using a substantial system permitting you to extensively tailor-make the appearance and clothing of virtually every character you fulfill, genuinely making the cosmos your own in such a way no GoD has in the past.
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"Supower - Remake (18+)" is a vibrant reinterpretation of the original "Supower," venturing far beyond a basic update. While fans of the original could identify a familiar starting point, the remake swiftly deviates, building its own special path. The script and narrative arc have been reimagined, progressing into an entirely independent work. This improvement assures a totally fresh and amazing experience, loaded with new journeys and storylines that identify it from its predecessor. The remake aims to astound audiences with its distinctive identity and use a compelling journey into uncharted region.
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There's an incredibly bizarre thing about to happen in what appears to be a normal basement... And today you will be the person to be in charge of it! If you're still struggling to know what we're talking about, it's very simple. A gorgeous, attractive woman is keen to give herself a go as a bdsm slavegirl this evening so it's your job to provide her with the right treatment from now on. There is no extra expert, so don't be expecting to go far. However, the certain amount of humiliation and doom will be evident. Yes, you can consider it a mild BDS if you'd like to. So, what do you think do you think? Do not waste any more time and begin to strip your own personal slut. Then utilize a variety of tools and toys!
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Even if you are playing hentai games for a long period of time this game still has a whole lot to shock you: from lesbian orgies to kinky bdsm, from impregnations to frowned on motifs, from superheroes to step fantasies! Plus it has appealing story, a number of numerous characters, hot minigames and a system of cards - the more efforts you will put in the far better cards you will get for your pervy collection!
This very uber-cute looking anime girl seems to be truly into you becausd ethe only thing that she wants tyou to do is to touch her everywhere! Not much of a story here yet graphic style is pretty nice looking (and might take some time to upload) and the major gameplay feature was already mentioned in the title - all you will need to do to progress through this game is to touch this beautiful lady in proper areas and in proper order. And by the progress we mean making her horny, undressing her an dofcourse fucking her ofocurse! Some points will be hard to find but any game must have some challenge, right? And in case you will want to play more manga porn games of"touching" genre you are welcomed to stop by our website once you have your funtime on this one.
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This super-cute and at exactly the identical time busty girl in maid dress is non other than Lunch from quite popular anime series"Dragon Ball Z" but you don't truly have to knwo who she is at all - all that you will need to enjoy F-series anime porn games is to dress up busty anime chicks into hot apparels only to undress them after that and have some sexy funtime! Lunch is not an exception from those basic ruels and today you will get the chance to see her wearing five different apparels - from quite covering maid uniform to pretty revealing playboy bunny suit! Just choose one of the apparels and then switch through the series of manga porn themed scenes using blue arrow buttons you will see on the sides of game screen. But keep noticed that each garment has it's own set of positions and animations so that you nicer check them all.
Being the mage of Earth creates Toph to indulge in anything that is rock-hard... and as you've probably already guessed this includes Aang's the cock too! Therefore, don't waste any time and aid both of them by taking part in one of their additional private training sessions, during which Aang will finally have the dick that he's been grabbing by Toph! As a participant, you'll be required to select the actions on the list in order to be able to enjoy the accompanying animation. From stroking and licking, to sucking and going deeperthroat - as you will discover Toph is an extremely skilled girl who never fails to get her mark and always gets the requried results sooner or later... and in this hentai-themed parody game the aim is to create Aang to be a cum-in Toph's hungry mouth! Further "Avatar" related parodies in hentai, you will see on our website.
Korra may be the powerfull mage inside her toon series but this time she got into the world of manga porn parodies in which she will take the part of chained up biotch without any questions... and become the star of tonight's episode of"Porn Batards" erotic game seires! In these games you will meet hot ladies from poular videogames and TV shows and fuck them. Ofcourse there will be some backrgound story and even some dialogs in the process but that's only for those who expect any other things than bang-out even from sexual parodies - for everyone else we have a wide set of customization options which will let you not merely to fuck famous Korra but to fuck her the ways that you were dreaming of all this time! And the further you will progress through the game the more options will become avialble to use so check them from time to time.
All of it seemed weird from the very start. A strange location of community, a weird store, an odd seller... though you still got a videogame for simply a twenty dollars. And currently you are in fact mosting likely to play it! What is occurring? In some way you are transferred into online world where you already have a resort and a whole number of attractive women staying in it! Will you please every one of them transforming this palce into your harem or will you market them as whores and make it right into a big brothel? You are playing the video game - this is your globe and your choices from currently on!
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat