Simple but fun minigame which has one clear purpose - to let you to virtually fuck cartoon hottie who this time will be non other than Katara from "Avatar: The last airbender" series! Besides enjoying all the action from first perosn perspective you will also get a number of options to customize the scene. Try to find the most sexy looks for Katara according to your own tastes!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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You were on a special mission with 2B when a sudden delay has put you two in a standby mode. Ofcourse, she is an android but you are not! And just like for any living and breathing human her ass is the masterpiece of attraction for you. Having such sweet and barely covered ass right next to you without using it properly... wait, why not? And 2B doesn't mind as long as it helps her to keep you quiet.
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Tomai is an unique entry in the world of hentai games, blending romance, comedy, and heartfelt storytelling with erotic, LGBT-themed adventures. As Tomai, you have just 15 days before the Night Festival, and how you choose to spend that time will shape your future forever. Will you explore polyamorous relationships with your two best close friends, Burdoc and Malik, uncover secrets with the mysterious Lady, or honor your Father's legacy? Every path offers explicit yaoi content, emotional depth, and multiple endings that reflect your choices. Unlike many adult browser games, Tomai delivers a relaxing, story-driven experience filled with queer romance, steamy encounters, and personal growth. If you 're looking for free hentai games with strong characters, coming-of-age drama, and plenty of heat-- Tomai is your next obsession.
Back in the days humans were fighting for their survival each and every moment agianst monsters and creatures lurking in the dark. In order to give this new young species a chance the goddess grants one of them with wonderful power. This power can be used for the good or for the bad and when the owner dies it is translated to new generation to fight new challenges. Thsi was the order of things for eons. But it is harder and harder to find the one who cares the power since it is sleeping. And especially at our time - the time of superheroes and supervillains. Who will you become with this power?
The Uzumaki-Namikaze clan vacation to the Hidden Sand was supposed to be a relaxing escape. Naruto, ever the exuberant Hokage, envisioned lazy days by the oasis, building sandcastles with Boruto and Himawari, and maybe even some quality time with a less-stressed Hinata. However, from the moment they stepped off the train, chaos ensued. Boruto, quickly bored with the "calm desert," started a prank war with the Sand Siblings 'kids, transforming the tranquil oasis into a battlefield of exploding sand clones and dyed-orange cacti. Himawari, in her commonly innocent but deceptively powerful way, stumbled upon a rare and incredibly spicy desert chili, leading to a village-wide inferno of coughing and watery eyes. And Naruto? He managed to accidentally challenge Gaara to a sand-surfing contest, the results of which were... less than dignified for the Hokage. What was intended as a family bonding experience quickly spiraled into a testament to the Uzumaki's unique brand of disruptive love, leaving everyone wondering if a vacation was truly worth the ensuing jangle.
In this crazy mix of hentai parody, erotics with real pornstars and visual novel you are playing as a very wealthy man who has turned the entire world into his playground. And you are about to get the biggest pawn of all under your control - the president himself! Though as you understand money wont be enough to buy him. Maybe your sweet and sexy daughter and her nonetheless sexy girlfriends could help?
In the whimsical realm of Quahog, where the Griffin family's hijinks reign supreme, a new adventure awaits in the form of a tantalizing video game. As a character within this digital playground, you are granted the extraordinary ability to do whatever your heart desires. The streets of Quahog stretch out before you, an open canvas for your boundless creativity. Engage in hilarious missions alongside the iconic family members, from Peter's absurd antics to Stewie's diabolical schemes. Explore hidden nooks and crannies, uncovering secrets that have long been concealed.
You are playing as the character named Hilbert. Once you were a pokemon trainer though you were always more interested in studying pokemons than to make them fight. So no wonder that barely anyone knows more about Hypno than you. Hypno is one of top dangerous pokemons out there and one of them got unleashed. Now he threatens the entire Nuvema Town! Can you protect your hometown from a disaster to which you have put your hand back in the days?
The worlds of "Avatar: The Last Airbender" and "Avatar: The Legend of Korra" have many inspiring female characters. And yes, this inspiration works for hentai parody genre as well! In this visual novel mixed with roleplay elements you will meet your favorite female characters in a new setting of Ember Island - the tropical island which only seems to be a paradise on earth...
As I stood in the courtyard of U.A. High School, I couldnt help but feel a sense of nostalgia wash over me. It had been two years since the events that transpired during our battle against the villains that threatened our world. I was now one of the graduation students of this prestigious institution, and I had to admit that I was proud of how far I had come. My quirk, once a wild card in the deck, had been honed and refined through rigorous training and dedication.
Spending time after school with your cute looking girlfriend is always fun... though it gets especially wonderful if she doesn't mind to play the game of rock-paper-scissors with you. With one very special condition ofcourse: the one who looses the round also loses one element of his or hers clothes! So who will end up absolutely naked at the end of the day? Only your luck can tell!
In this logic game you'll play with 3 completely different however continuously enticing bushy kitties. 1st you will have to settle on from them the one you are most fascinated by playing with, then you will have hefty fun. the thought is that this - you and your hot bushy opponent can in all probability act creating moves, and as you can be removing sections from the world the bushy one will move between them in step with any directions. Her job would be to induce outside that space, whereas yours would be to lure her within, wherever there's obscurity else to act. If you do, you will get your prize, and just in case you work out the way to capture all of them, you will find a special bonus prize that demonstrates what hot milk these bushy beauties crave to the max!
Slade Wilson aka Deathstroke is one dangerous enemy not only because he is strong and knowledgeable but also because he is smart. For example in this game he is going to use newest weapon against the Teen Titans - it's sex! For that he captures Robin and injects him with some special serum - the serum that will make Robin into unstoppable horny stud whenever he will see the gal hot enough! And as we all know in Teen Titans team there are plenty of fuckable hotties...
Enter the world of "Fairy Tail" as a completely new character and build your own harem of the hottest chicks around! And barely this job can be performed without using magic potions and special objects. So no wonder that the local magic store will become your favorite place in town though using it's powerful goods to seduce such ladies as Lucy Heartfillia or Erza Scarlet is up to you!
"Lusty Tail" is a story about a guy who wants to start his own guild. But what will make his guild so special? Well, it will accept only the hottest chicks around! Besides, he already has two first candidates for becoming harem guild's members - his step-sisters Erza and Mirajane! That's right - this hentai themed visual novel parody takes place in the famous "Fairy Tail" universe!
Gustav's days of blissful ignorance were over. He, the well-trained mage, had lived a comfortable, unquestioning life under the tutelage of the formidable Mavis, shoulder-to-shoulder with his "half-sister" Lucy. But now, strange occurrences were shattering that peace, demanding a seriousness and responsibility he never anticipated. This burgeoning mystery surrounding these events and his obscured origins was a heavy burden, one made all the more complex by the tangle of relationships blossoming around him. Love and laughter, as well as a certain enticing "H element," were weaving their way into his life through a growing cast of characters, complicating his quest for answers and adding layers of both humor and intrigue to his increasingly complicated path.
This is a pretty basic and kinky hentai fdesh game wherever your main goal is obvious - to fuck this horny and voluptuous blonde Samus Aran from the Metroid game right here on earth. The game is made from a primary person perspective, therefore you'll simply imagine yoursefl because the adult male who provides Samus with the simplest fuck of her life... or the simplest fuck up to now. 1st of all, you'll fuck Samus in a pair of modes - automatic and manual. Each modes can give you with the next level of enjoyment, in order that one amongst them are chosen strictly in keeping with the amount of involvement within the procedure you select. Besdies you'll have many choices to customise your collections - you'll switch the desktop, opt for what Samus can wear or she will be nude, and far additional. Therefore it is time to start out kinky romp immediately.
If you happen to be the fan of "One Piece" anime series in common and the fan of characters of Nami and Nojiko in particular then you are definitely going to enjoy this animated parody scene: only here you will see your favorite hotties are being not only absolutely nude but also riding the biggest and hardest cocks of their pirate crew! And all this fun is in non stop mode!
Congratulations! You have finally accomplished something in your life and from now on you are a man in charge at Beacon Academy. Now it is you who will decide the further fate of the future hunters and huntresses... which ofcourse gives you a lot of opportunities for corrupting them and using them for you own goals. The tricky part? It is to understand for how far you can get with each of them.
Futanari chicks are very popular among anime and hentai lovers so it is not surprise that soemtimes well-known characters turned out to be futanari as well. As it has happened with Rangiku Matsumoto and Haineko in this game! And Shihouin Yoruichi who has unsheathed their little (well, actually pretty big) secret has paid for it with all of her fuckholes... and with some of them few times in a row! Watch and enjoy series of hot hentai scenes from"Pinoytoons" studio and you will see how deep fuatas can shove their dick in mouth, twat or rump, which of those crevices makes them to jizm sooner and probably few more interesting facts. Or just don't take it in your mind at all and anjoy one chesty chick being hard fucked by two nasty futas! The only thing that this flash animation doesn't have is a gameplay.
Just one tiny change of things and the story that we all know and love goes completely opposite! What would happen if Izuku Midoriya from "My Hero Academia" were picked to become not the greatest of the heroes but the naughtiest of the villains? Would his kind nature preveail no matter what or would the temptations of being bad guy among so many hot chicks win this battel for people's sympathy? The answer depends on you!
Here you have a set of missions to choose from. Some of them are arcade minigames, some of them are logic puzzles but all of them have one thing in coomom - during all of them Samus Aran will get fucked in one or another way! And ofcourse the success of each mission depends on your success in each minigame. Add nicely looking artstyle and here you go - one outstanding interactive hentai parody on "Metroid" series!
Discussion: Total Comments : 12
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Nadzir :
I want play
Adun:
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Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat