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2024-08-21 16:08:18
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
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Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Welcome back to the world of "My Hero Academia" however this time around - in interactive style! Go to the institution that you understand and like, satisfy the characters that you understand and like and develop your own and special story! End up being close friends with ones and enthusiasts with others! Or opponents - this is not an exception also. Make your own options and see if they will lead you to the top of trainees listing.
The Uzumaki-Namikaze clan holiday to the Hidden Sand was meant to be a relaxing getaway. Naruto, ever the exuberant Hokage, imagined lazy days by the oasis, developing sandcastles with Boruto and Himawari, and perhaps even some high quality time with a less-stressed Hinata. Nevertheless, from the moment they stepped off the train, turmoil took place. Boruto, quickly tired with the "calm desert," started a prank war with the Sand Siblings 'youngsters, transforming the relaxing oasis into a field of battle of blowing up sand clones and dyed-orange cacti. Himawari, in her commonly innocent however deceptively powerful method, stumbled upon an unusual and exceptionally hot desert chili, causing a village-wide inferno of coughing and watery eyes. And Naruto? He handled to inadvertently challenge Gaara to a sand-surfing contest, the results of which were... less than dignified for the Hokage. What was meant as a household bonding experience swiftly spiraled into a testament to the Uzumaki's special brand of disruptive love, leaving everybody questioning if a holiday was genuinely worth the taking place jangle.
When some evil witch is putting in mobility her aims of getting under her possession the whole world even such bright and cheerful event as the convention of pokemon cosplay worshippers will go south... and actually this is excatly what has happened - for several reasons the witch has picked the convention center as the target for her first-ever strike by taking most of the visitors under her control! But what she didn't oversaw is that you and your accomplice are going to stop her no matter how many sexy nymph's outfits will likely be damaged in the process! And obviously it is not merely the love for sweet coplsayers that motivates you because you are also the members of an ancient magical order which is supposed to safeguard the world from magical disasters similar to this one...
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In case you have always thought that human trainers are training their pokemons then this petite and plain but adorably drawn and animated anime porn parody minigame is going to display you that sometimes the situation can change into something quite contrary - Skull Grunt is going to utilize one of his skills and to turn his female trainer into real hoe by letting her to ride some lucky dude's big and hard trouser snake all day long! Or may be Skull Grunt dreamed to get himself a day-off this way? Actually it's possible to think out your own history that is backgorund but when it comes to anime porn part you can enjoy this game until the moment you will decide that the time for jizz flow has come and shovel this big red button! And ofcourse don't forget to visit our website for more manga porn themed parodies about pokemons and their trainers!
New set of incrediblly hot women who may look and act different yet they all have one typical goal - every one of them wishes to end up being the world popular star of adults only motion pictures! Ofcourse all of them are deserving for this title however who is the most deserving? This is up to you to make a decision considering that you are precisely the person providng the catsing part. So what do you state - are you prepared to fuck future pornstars?
Your life is regarding to alter. Regardless of want it or not. The important things is your daddy make a decision to marry when again which indicates your home is regarding to get quite crowded since you will get not only step-mom however likewise three (yes, three!) step-sisters! So the location that you when called home become a nuthouse and the only thing that might assist you to accept this new truth is sex...
Congratulations! You have lastly achieved something in your life and from now on you are a guy in fee at Beacon Academy. Now it is you who will make a decision the additional fate of the future hunters and huntresses... which ofcourse provides you a great deal of chances for corrupting them and using them for you have goals. The difficult part? It is to comprehend for exactly how far you can get with each of them.
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Hanging out after institution with your adorable looking sweetheart is always fun... though it gets particularly terrific if she doesn't mind to play the game of rock-paper-scissors with you. With one extremely special condition ofcourse: the one who looses the round likewise loses one aspect of his or hers clothing! So who will end up absolutely naked at the end of the day? Only your luck can tell!
Keep in mind the ridiculous eco-friendly person from "Teen Titans" series? Yep, the one named Beastboy! The current news: he is lastly prepared to end up being an alpha male. Under you manage he can use his extremely special skills to turn the most popular heroines and villainesses of Gotham City into his obdeient bitches! Wonderful artstyle, interesting story, funny jokes and great deals of sex with your preferred characters - all of these you will discover in "Beast Control"!
There were time when human race was weak. But they kept battling for survival and then come to be the dominant race around. Ofcourse this would certainly not be possible without the godlike entity's interruption. Currently elves and other animals are existing only in misconceptions and legends. Or at leats it was by doing this till the recent occasions. You were simply expected to claim an inheritance left by your mother but in order to do that you have to discover your real nature. And it appears that your heritage has even more keys than the history of the globe itself...
You are an average person who is drinking this night with his average close friends at the average bar. And soon you are going to miss all the important things average - right right now when you get absorbed by the inexplicably opened website! You end up in a new world full of magic and battles, experiences and... great deals of busty hotties! Who needs to be average anyway when you can end up being the absolutely new hero of "Fairy Tail" saga?
Funny and vibrant van appears beside grimm and weird old estate. That's ideal - the popular Scooby-Gang is at one more one cirme scene to proove that regardless of what type of monster you heve seen it will always be some criminal jerk in rubber mask! This time around they are trying to find mysteriosuly disapppeared uncle of their close friend however what they will discover may alter their group permanently...
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You are a comics artist. You play with your characters sending them on dangerous and interesting experiences on a daily basis. Yet could you reside in this mode for each day of your own life? The mystcal entity wants to understand that so she (a minimum of it looks by doing this) grants you with a gift of transforming into your comic characters for genuine! However as comics artist you understand completely that any type of gift has strong notes of curse in it...
You are a normal individual living a life of an ordinary trainee. After another one exhausting day of examining you are sitting at the regular train station waiting for the train to obtain you home. Just one yawn... and points stop being regular! You get up in the the other globe loaded with magic, warriors and hot looking nekogirls that assume that you were selected by their siren! This duty includes a whole lot of pleasant perks so don't remain in a thrill to reject it...
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Do you would like to know exactly how it feels to be the pawn in your own game? You play as a comics artist so toying with lives of your characters is kinda daily routine for you. However suppose someday mystical creature will turn you into one of your own characters? Will your understanding of your own world assistance you to win or was the designer of this crazy world method as well unjust? Only you can answer this concern. And keep in mind - any type of pawn can become queen when played appropriately...
Just like many other female characters from anime series"Bleach" Unohana is planning something very particular to celebrate this xmas season... and she seems to care not at all will she get into naughty or decent list after that - anyway she will get her fun and slightly Santa will leave her without any presnets for her efforts... and that's besides his big and hard magical lollipop ofcourse! You got the right - Unohana is planning to secude non other than Santa Claus tonight but how succesfull she will become in such unordinary thing you will discover only in case you will play this well drawn and animated manga porn parody game by yourself! And ofcourse you can always find more"Bleach" related manga porn themed games, parodies and animations on our website!
This interactive fuck-a-thon flash game will help you relieve a bit with a beautiful and huge-chested anime porn gal. She has smallish but succulent boobs and a athletic figure. The nymph loves depraved romp very much and does not mind having some fun. The game is in Japanese, but intuitive, because each of the prompts will be in English. So first-ever, let's embark spanking a nymph on her own peaches. And then mash them like dough. The nymph commences to shriek with pleasure. Put your arm in her groin and touch her pink snatch with your finger. And then embark fucking her cunt with thumbs massaging the vagina. Do you like? To her too. Then the nymph will suck your fat pecker and play with ball-sac. After that, the nymph will be all set for wild fuck-a-thon. Do it at this time.
The video game was based on the well-known motion picture. Therefore, in a highly instructive lesson at Jedi Academy, you will not learn how to utilize force techniques or how to recreate your lightsaber, because this lesson is about another method that is quite effective of getting people to complete whatever you want to see them accomplish - and it's amazing! Therefore, aggroup one of each of your top students and help her pass the oral orgy test by putting an oral orgy with her explicitly! You can switch between the scenes with the click of this button, and then enjoy the majority of these animated and well-drawn scenes until their proper conclusion. The effects of old films are usually disabled or turned on in the menus, depending at the options you'll have to select. Let's begin our journey as a young Padawan.
There have been a lot of Hentai-based parodies of aniem's series "Naruto Shippuden" and the gorgeous blonde lady Tsunade has appeared in a lot of them, but do you have any jump arcades in the list? We can't remember any eitehr! If you're not just for the latest fun content, but also for a fresh gaming experience, then you must definitely try this game now and right now! The basic idea is as a player, you'll need to go through the various platforms until you reach the top of the list and this will allow you gain rewards that are offered by the renowned resource WHentai! As with many arcade games, it may require more than one attempt to achieve success, however, as we all know the higher the difficulty, the better the reward!
This is Rangiku Matsumoto from "Bleach" and she is well understood for her huge round boobs. However suppose you have always been drawn in with her wonderful lips a lot more? Well, then this basic however fun interactive parody is for you! Take pleasure in oral sex with completely dressed Rangiku and let her to suck, to lick and to deepthroat your huge difficult dick up until you will lastly be prepared to award her with a cumshot!
You are preparing your futre occupation and already made a few steps towards ending up being an attorney... when the household service mixes up all the cards! Your sibling calls after a several years of no seeing and requires for your assist with running the little hotel at Sunshine Bay. Bring back such very long time fogroten connections and friendhsip is not a simple thing to do. And what will your present sweetheart Nicole state regarding that? Well, being an attorney indicates to discover the methods of prooving your point and appears like this summertime you are going to have the very best method ever!
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat