A simple but entertaining minigame that allows you to virtually fiss cartoon hottie Katara, from "Avatar: the last airbender". You can customize the scene by selecting from a variety of choices. Find the most attractive looks for Katara that suit your tastes.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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You do not also need to be the follower of "Dragon Ball" collection to know that this extra warm blonde chick is - she is an Android 18 and in this apology minigame you will certainly be not doing anything else but fucking her! And though the video game is composed of just one scene you will certainly obtain dozens and dozens various mixes for customization - attempt them all, find your faves or simply select randomized!
Study the globe of "Enchantia", where Thanksgiving takes on an entire brand-new meaning! Forget about typical banquets and obtain ready for an insane adventure packed with great animals, sparkling wit and a pinch of lure. "Enchantia" is an one-of-a-kind video game that takes you to a magical globe, changing an acquainted vacation right into a fairytale of remarkable impressions and unexpected occasions. Discover Enchantia and allow Thanksgiving be the start of an unbelievable trip!
Mikasa Ackerman is a badass chick not just on the combat zone but also in the bedroom yet just minority individuals find out about this side of her talent. Are you going to join this limited amount of the fortunate ones? Play this video game in which you can fuck Mikasa in several various positions while grabbing her jumpy boobs and slapping her sparkling butt! Mikasa prepares to mount in addition to your titan 'like never ever prior to!
The classic video game of combining tiles is back! Raise the optimum worth of the phoned number plates by combining the ones with same numbers on them and you will certainly see that the greater these numebrs are - the mless clothes our dance girl will certainly be wearing (and not that she will certainly be wearing too much clothes from the beginning anyways)! Plus brand-new composition allows to use various mobile devices.
2 large suqirrel wheels, 2 extra warm ladies dancing inside them a just one way to make them entirely turned on and completely naked - to play the video game of numbers! Delete numbers on among the wheels until you will certainly have left the amount of exactly 21 - once you do that the girl inside this wheel will certainly need to strip! Will it be the blonde or the redhead you desire to remove down? Oh, something informs us that eventually it will certainly be both!
Congratulations! You have actually finally accomplished something in your life and from currently on you are a man accountable at Sign Academy. Currently it is you that will certainly determine the further destiny of the future seekers and huntresses... which ofcourse gives you a great deal of opportunities for damaging them and utilizing them for you own objectives. The complicated component? It is to understand for how much you can obtain with each of them.
How do you maintain getting involved in all those insane situations regularly? The answer is straightforward - you are bordered by insane individuals! And if the childhood buddy that appreciates all sorts of physical fumbling (yeah, consisting of the one with no clotehs on) is kinda appropriate after that where did the catgirl and robotic originated from?! Maybe occasionally you need to simply follow the desire without asking...
Key heroine of our non-linear tale is Sophia Parker - a mother and a spouse. Because of her hubby obtained a brand-new job she and their boy and daughter needed to relocate to another city. And no issue how hard Susan will certainly attempt it wont be feasible to obey her old order in a brand-new place. Plus individuals around here are not right into brand-new faces either. Will Susan take her life under contorl and maintain her family with each other? Or will she allow the strangers and obstacles to determine on how she and her family should live, function and also love? Depends on several complicated choises that you will certainly make!
As a supervillian you were predestined to drop by the hand of superhero... or some really warm looking superheorine in limited latex bodysuit in your case. A dreadful mistake has actually lead to unimaginable - you have actually passed away in this fight! Not entirely - the item of your awareness was in some way moved right into her mind and currently you have the chance for revenge by damaging her little bit by little bit...
**"Apology Sex Life"** is a deeply immersive and scorching adult video game masterfully crafted by ParadiceZone using the Ren'Py engine. This trainer-type parody video game is a harmony of sensuous delights, offering fully computer animated sex scenes that are as explicit as they are enchanting, improved with reasonable sound results that make every moment really feel extremely genuine. The video game's captivating and varied cast of personalities is designed to spark your dreams, each with their own distinct backstories and characteristics, making certain that your trip is as customized as it is thrilling. The ingenious two-route system in "Parody Sex Life" empowers you to dictate the training course of your adventure. Select your course and watch as the tale unfolds around your wishes, whether you're looking for romantic complexities, warmed encounters, or something much more daring and taboo. The high-definition computer animations and diligently comprehensive art work bring every personality to life, making each interaction really feel raw, extreme, and incredibly individual. The storyline is an envigorating mix of witty wit, significant twists, and unadulterated erotica, maintaining you on the edge of your seat and yearning a lot more. "Parody Sex Life" is greater than simply an aesthetic experience; it's a emotional and acoustic trip, with creative writing and expressive sound style that moves you directly into the heart of the activity. Every groan, every murmur, every wheeze is created to attract you deeper right into the globe of enjoyment and desire. This game doesn't simply damage the surface of your fantasies-- it dives deep, checking out the boundaries of what you believed was possible in a grown-up game. From the steamy encounters to the intricate stories, "Apology Sex Life" is a testament to the power of grown-up pc gaming done. It's a world where your wildest desires are given birth to, where every click brings you closer to the heat of the minute, and where the line in between dream and truth blurs into a haze of pure ecstasy. So, if you 're ready to begin on a trip that will certainly leave you out of breath and begging for even more, "Apology Sex Life" is your ultimate location. Prepare to be consumed by a tornado of interest, wish, and unchecked satisfaction.
Sign up with the brave group of fighters versus dreadful Titans and experience among one of the most popular anime tales from the within - make partnerships with your favorite personalities, attempt to alter acquainted stories and ofcourse attract the ladies that you find the hottest! Basic gameplay is aesthetic unique but besides it video game also has solid rpg and simulator elements and ofcourse erotic and hentai scenes.
Originating from a small community does not suggest Becky has no ambitions. Actually it is quite the contrary - she is pretty certain that one day she will certainly become a starlet or a model. And for that she prepares to do virtually anything. She has no big cash or any links but she has big tits and wonderful butt and she is constantly ready to place them right into job if it will certainly make her closer to her desires.
At first you thought it was some sort of scam given that you have never ever won anything in your whole life and currently you have a cost-free journey to the exotic island of your desires? Having a great deal of scepsis you still determined to check the address and it ends up there is actually a workplace, an assistant, a plane and also a few other visitors... that all transform out to be warm looking ladies! Dual good luck? How you will certainly utilize this good luck is up to you in this dating at hotel themed roleplay adventure!
You are the leader of a small dream team on the mission. This team is composed of an elven ranger, a human clergyman and a tiefling warlock. They all most definitely know their organization though there is still one tiny problem - every one of them are warm as heck chicks while you are the only individual around! Ofcourse this will certainly be the resource of several enjoyable and exciting situation throughout your unsafe and lengthy trip!
A really joy and enjoyable adult hentai movie game. With famous figures from one trendy manga. So imagine a story such as this. You're the neighborhood therapist in the town school. You will need to examine some nymphs to be certain they are healthy. You invite them into the athletic area. And there are eight beautiful and young female pupils standing in a row. So your primary job for a therapist would be to undress them and examine the figure. Furthermore, the game permits you to personalize the appearance of each woman individually. You can personalize the size of the breasts, hair colour, colour of their clothing and much more. And then commence undressing them. Just imagine how hot it's - 8 big-boobed and young lady pupils standing completely naked before your own eyes. So let us commence the joy.
Mikasa Ackerman is one of the very badass titan killer in the world of"Strike titan" anime and manga. And she enjoys Eren who's (spoiler alert in case you just staretd seeing teh series) may convert into gigantic titan himself! Obviously Mikasa can not kill him when she wants to cease Eren she utilize another supreme weapon - her humid vagina! Yep, she just gets nude and allows Eren in type of Titan to slurp at her vagina so lengthy as he wants to. Works every time! Love this colorific animated loop and see Mikasa getting slurped from the fattest tongue potential! No gameplay whatsoever however - only hentai loop (however it's really sexy!) With nude Mikasa and (partially ) Eren as Titan. And Mikasa is fairly fortunate that titans don't have any fuck-sticks or her vagina will be wrecked in no time!
This minigame is a parody of hentai over "Azumanga Daibah". Sakaki is a tall, sexy student girl who feels uncomfortable due to the game. But, Kimura, one of her teachers has provided her with ceratin attention. Sakaki isn't bothered by the attention, and it's a parody of the hentai. Sakaki was open to experiencing the pleasure of anal sex for some time and now she seems to have found the one who can assist her. As you probably guessed, you will play the role as Kimura in this situation. You will then have to do the dirty work and finish it off with a lot of virtual cum!
BiosShock Infinite is well-known and recognized videogame that acquired a lot of parodies... such as hentai one ! The same as in the first game you may play form first person standpoint with amazing Elizabeth as the companion. However, you won't need to run everywhere or take someone - that this game will take place in one of those rare moments when Booker and Elizabeth got some fairly time for themselves. Plus it revved out being wrapped up in her tower has grown in Elizabeth a large fascination with masculine's fuck-stick! First she can touch , play it, she then will stroke it while never leaving behind about herself . Simply press an [A] button and Elizabeth can perform increasingly more sex-positive items with your large and rich so-called gun... It is time to find out how sex-positive Elizabeth is!
A huge-chested maid called Iroha determined to unwind a bit after a tough day. You need to assist the damsel to get this done and receive sexual pleasure. To begin with, examine the game display. You visit sugary-sweet Iroha. She seems pretty damn appealing and her large watermelons catch your attention. On left side of this display you'll see interactive catches sight of. Click the catches sight of to create Iroha begin switching the pose. Look at the damsel and choose the place which you enjoy. Then click the triangle on top of this display and Iroha will remove his garments. Her huge tits are pouncing from her clothing and it is hot as hell. Then press on the triangle and Iroha can begin fucking herself with a thick fuck stick. Following a duo of mins, the dark haired reaches a vaginal orgasm. Her assets has been throbbing in sensual convulsions.. Let us see this right now.
This game is a puzzle game. Not type as solving pursuit or mystery yet another kind of puzzle. And it is a rhytm game as well. The principal idea is ordinary however - you also fulfill buxom dark haired Tifa Lockhart (yes, the one from"Final Fanatsy VII" videogame!) In the bar and sans any excuse you're fucking and then slapping her bum. There will be some variatons on how you will do it - hasty or slow - by clicking on time intervals and mouse button, and also you'll define the sequence. So today to the puzzle part - you do not understand Tifa loves to be fucked so you will have to attempt different combinations and find the decent order of deeds to make her to jizz. At least the game is well drawn and animated so finding the answer while fucking Tifa's booty should be nice time spending after all.
8 days. 8 days to mold and mildew Hana Song, the symbol of Overwatch, right into a tool for Talon. The stress was immense, the risks astronomical. My mission: damage her spirit, manipulate her susceptabilities, and reprogram her steady commitment. The very first step would certainly be monitoring, understanding the crevices in her seemingly impenetrable shield. Also as I laid my strategies, the darkness mixed. Whispers meant various other Talon operatives, each with their very own agenda, their very own designs on D.Va. This wouldnt simply be an examination of my abilities, but a fight for control, a high-stakes video game of manipulation where trust fund was a weak point and dishonesty a very real opportunity. The clock was ticking.
Bloom, one of the most popular and sexiest looking members of "Winx Club", isn't planning to stay home on Halloween night. In fact, she can fly to her friends to have fun and she has the capability to fly! We don't mean the female ones, but her male friends such as Mario and Scooby Doo! Pick any one of them you'd like to Bloom to have fun with tonight and the game will start. The gameplay is classic arcade-style and difficult enough that you'll have to navigate the levels while trying to avoid all obstacles and enemies. Bloom is the main star in the hentai crossover show if you complete the round.
It's widely believed that cats aren't the kind of animals which may be trained... unless it's sweet anime nekogirl's cunny we're speaking about! Since in the event you will spend enough time with her you're definitely likely to attain certain success from the alluring plaything coaching for certain! The concept of the game is plain - you also end up a ultra-cute appearing nekogirl with pink coloured hair and dressed in old school maid clothing. Also you'll receive few diverse kinds of interactions like speaking, dressing, sleeping and feeding... and having bang-out ofcourse! Researching each of these is the most important part of the game therefore that we will not be telling you all about every one of them - that is something that you are supposed to do all on your own. Simply don;t be shy to experiment and attempt fresh things!
"Mari XXX" could be a much less noticeable reference. Probably it's a coded label, an imaginary personality's name in a much less mainstream setup, or also a completely unintended mix of personalities. When reviewing such subjects, the absence of readily offered information outside of the possibly specific organization highlights the relevance of context. To delve much deeper, one would certainly require clarifying information about the details intent behind the expression "Mari XXX."
Welcome to Jedi Academy where the exact talenetd stduents will reveal the sceret mechanisms of gaining big energy thru... oral hook-up! Yes, you heard that right - in this academy the pupils have been taught to fuck too as you see shortly after you'll click the begin button Princess Leia has come to be the best pupil and now is her examination day. So what's she likely to demonstrate then? She'll be demonstrating just how greately increased her level of providing a fellatio and you also happened to be the person who will determine for how lengthy she might need to pass this examination! Click on the numbered buttons to change different styles of the dental treatmenet which Leia will be providing you and direct her to attaining the maximum enjoyment!
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat