Katara is just one of the major heroines from "Avatar: The Last Airbender" anime series and if you have thought of fucking her at the very least as soon as then this basic yet fun game is for you! Yes, it has just one scene in which - and there is no surprise below - Katara gets fucked like a whore though thanks to large modification settings you can transform lots of and lots of components of it: from the clothing and approximately facial expressions!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
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Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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All of it seemed weird from the very start. A strange location of community, a weird store, an odd seller... though you still got a videogame for simply a twenty dollars. And currently you are in fact mosting likely to play it! What is occurring? In some way you are transferred into online world where you already have a resort and a whole number of attractive women staying in it! Will you please every one of them transforming this palce into your harem or will you market them as whores and make it right into a big brothel? You are playing the video game - this is your globe and your choices from currently on!
In the captivating world of Chubby Story, viewers are introduced to Pippin, a charming chubby pig with a heart as large as his stomach. Staying in the lively town of Puddlebrook, Pippin spends his days discovering lavish environment-friendly fields and clambering over the vivid hills that surround his home. Nonetheless, one fateful morning, as he ventures also far into the enchanted forest on a pursuit for the juiciest acorns, Pippin stumbles into a strange realm shrouded in magic and uncertainty. The lavish trees twist into fantastical shapes, whispering keys of old, and the air buzzes with the exhilaration of unknown journeys.
One moment ago every little thing was absolutely fin and below you are standing in front of Heaven's gateway. What took place? Have you died? Do you have any kind of opportunities to come back? Rely on just how the talk with the Goddess will go. Who recognizes - possibly she will approve you with a second opportunity? Though your new life wont be specifically the very same... plus you recognize without a doubt that the battle for yoru heart between gorgeous angels and mischievous satanic forces has already began!
Explore this fantasy world and enjoy your journey in lots of means: full amazing pursuits, adhere to the impressive storyline, battle hordes of adversaries and ofcourse fuck all the hotties in your means! Turn-based battles will supply you with experience points which you can spend on upgrading your skills. Due to the fact that far better skills indicate far better incentives... and far better incentives indicate far better whores undoubtedly!
Just yesterday you were an uninteresting person living your broing life and today you are battling cirminals with superpowers as the member of superheroic team! Yeah, you never recognize what will take place whenever you will go out in the street. Enter problems? Examine! Get saved by busty superheroine in latex costume? Examine! Turn all the superpowered girls in your means into your own personal superbitches? Examine, examine, examine!
Just how do you keep entering all those crazy scenarios at all times? The solution is basic - you are surrounded by crazy people! And if the childhood years buddy who takes pleasure in all type of physical wrestling (yeah, including the one without any kind of clotehs on) is kinda acceptable then where did the catgirl and robot came from?! Possibly often you must just adhere to the dream without asking...
Your life is concerning to transform. Despite agree it or not. Things is your daddy make a decision to marry as soon as again which indicates your residence is concerning to get rather crowded due to the fact that you will get not only step-mom yet additionally three (yes, three!) step-sisters! So the area that you as soon as called home develop into a nuthouse and the only thing that can aid you to accept this new fact is sex...
A logic problem in which you need to position numerous building on the site so when three of the very same will be alongside each other they will merge into one bigger building. And also possibly this game would stay intriguing only for the fans of such gameplay if there were no two intriguing realities entailed: the setting is based on preferred anime series "Kimetsu No Yaiba: Satanic Force Slayer" and as incentives for attaining ceratin results you will be getting hentai themed artwroks with it's major heroines!
**"Apology Sex Life"** is a deeply immersive and scorching adult video game masterfully crafted by ParadiceZone using the Ren'Py engine. This trainer-type parody video game is a harmony of sensuous delights, offering fully computer animated sex scenes that are as explicit as they are enchanting, improved with reasonable sound results that make every moment really feel extremely genuine. The video game's captivating and varied cast of personalities is designed to spark your dreams, each with their own distinct backstories and characteristics, making certain that your trip is as customized as it is thrilling. The ingenious two-route system in "Parody Sex Life" empowers you to dictate the training course of your adventure. Select your course and watch as the tale unfolds around your wishes, whether you're looking for romantic complexities, warmed encounters, or something much more daring and taboo. The high-definition computer animations and diligently comprehensive art work bring every personality to life, making each interaction really feel raw, extreme, and incredibly individual. The storyline is an envigorating mix of witty wit, significant twists, and unadulterated erotica, maintaining you on the edge of your seat and yearning a lot more. "Parody Sex Life" is greater than simply an aesthetic experience; it's a emotional and acoustic trip, with creative writing and expressive sound style that moves you directly into the heart of the activity. Every groan, every murmur, every wheeze is created to attract you deeper right into the globe of enjoyment and desire. This game doesn't simply damage the surface of your fantasies-- it dives deep, checking out the boundaries of what you believed was possible in a grown-up game. From the steamy encounters to the intricate stories, "Apology Sex Life" is a testament to the power of grown-up pc gaming done. It's a world where your wildest desires are given birth to, where every click brings you closer to the heat of the minute, and where the line in between dream and truth blurs into a haze of pure ecstasy. So, if you 're ready to begin on a trip that will certainly leave you out of breath and begging for even more, "Apology Sex Life" is your ultimate location. Prepare to be consumed by a tornado of interest, wish, and unchecked satisfaction.
Interactive POV parody in which you can play with really charming looking pink-haired chick named Bocchi. And of course, this is specifically Bocchi from fairly preferred lately anime series "Bocchi the Rock!". As you possibly recognize she is an introvert so she can make use of several of your aid with undressing and getting sexy yet if you will do every little thing appropriately then you will both be really completely satisfied at the end of this basic yet fun minigame.
You are a regular person who is drinking this night with his regular buddies at the regular bar. And soon you are going to miss all things regular - right right now when you get trapped by the strangely opened site! You end up in a new world loaded with magic and battles, journeys and... whole lots of busty hotties! Who needs to be regular anyway when you can come to be the absolutely new hero of "Fairy Tail" saga?
Funny and vivid van appears alongside grimm and scary old manor. That's ideal - the popular Scooby-Gang is at an additional one cirme scene to proove that whatever sort of monster you heve seen it will always be some criminal jerk in rubber mask! This moment they are trying to find mysteriosuly disapppeared uncle of their buddy yet what they will locate may transform their group for life...
This appealing online game offers a compelling narrative concerning a young male thrust into an extreme new fact. After losing his former life of comfort and safety, he gets here in a silent, town with just an empty budget yet a heart loaded with hope. The core gameplay centers on this basic struggle to restore from square one: locating important work, safeguarding an area to call home, and navigating the myriad troubles that develop when one is entirely alone and starting over in an area where possibilities may not be instantly evident. It discovers not just the economic and physical obstacles, yet additionally the social and emotional journey of building connections and getting rid of misfortune in a new, potentially detached, setting.
During the annual convention of pokemon cosplayers the amazing events began to happen - an old witch has set her evil plans in motility and the first-ever step in acquiring the control ove rthe world is to gain teh control over the convention center which means which now many of them wonderfull and quite looking cosplayers are possessed! But fear not... peculiarly because you are the one who is supposed to put things back to right again becaucse being the mag type an ancient order it is your direct duties to handle such bithes... err witches in the first-ever place! Team up with your uber-cute loking companion and get through this convention center helping evering who needs help and punching butts for everone who needs their butts kneed (even if these are very uber-cute looking butts of those sexy but possesed cosplayers so lets hope they will give you a proper thanks after this nightmare will be over)!
Another fantastic game from Legend of Krystal series. In this game you play with by day. Plan your schedule and select what you would like to do. Walk around, talk to other characters and find some sex.
One day this unofficial rivalry should have come to the logical conclusion so get ready here and now to figure out once and for all who possesses whom - it is time for Pokemons versus Digimons clash! And yes, it has turned out to be quite epic introduction even though in this animated landscape pretty much everything that you will see is some hot looking female pokeman trainer trying to use her very particular mechanism to one of the digimon creatures. And you might not even know the names of these two character or not knowing that they come from the different anime universes but one thing is certain - if you enjoy plain but fun hairy themed manga porn with few plain interactive features then this is precisely what you will get from this parody!
Makoto from "BlazBlue" may resemble very charming nekogirl yet there are two things she is in fact efficient: kicking your ass and... working your penis! For that she has a full set of properties - from her gentle yet hungry mouth and approximately large round tits! And which one of them she will be making use of is up to you in this vivid POV interactive hentai parody! Fuck Makoto in every means!
This is the latest update to farming games on the internet. You will have to breed animals in this enjoyable and addictive game of sex. Of course, you'll carry out a number of experiments that cross animals from the animal world. It is your responsibility to take care of the animals, keep the barn clean provide water and hay, and so on. Sometimes, bad guys take over your farm. Farms have to be protected and killed. The game also includes a bit of sexual sex that is multi-faceted and dark. The controls of the game are easy to master and there are also instructions. If you're eager to start building your own farm, get started today. Demonstrate to everyone that you are the best farmer. Get started now.
This next game is not simply incorporating the unshaved and human characters but also puts humorous side of orgy in front of it's sensuous parts. So you need to play this game only if you looking for plain gameplay and hilarious circumstances and nothing serious in any respect. You will take control over the skunk named Pepe (yep, the one from the animation series) and allow him in his attempts to fuck every hot damsel he wll watch on the street. Among those chicks you will notice a great deal of famous characters from different toons and videogames. Use arrow keyes to budge around and space button to attack (or actually to fuck) any hot chick you will see attractive enough for Pepe. During the orgy scenes you can also use arrow keys to keep earning more points... or to run away from Fifi!
A big-titted dark-haired named Natsume was caught using an alien monster using thick tentacles. Natsume is currently under the control of the monster. Today the monster will fuck Natsume with thick tentacles. So look at the screen. Natsume is downright naked. Her humid puss is about to receive thick tentacles. At the top of the screen you will find a control panel. Choose intercourse act and you will see it. Thick tentacles begin massaging Natsume on her big tits. They twirl their pink puffies and Natsume screams. Her puss opens and tentacles penetrate into the humid cave. Tentacles fuck Natsume in her pink crevice, bringing the female to vaginal orgasm. Natsume undoubtedly likes it. Let's begin the game and find out what happens next.
Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit are making an impressive duo in this interactive episode! Only below and only now you will not only see just how specifically Roger and Jessica are having sex yet you will additionally take a particular part in this remarkable process - by comanding to strip or to do some other actions to Jessica! The more you get - the a lot more alternatives are unlocked! And bear in mind - she is just drawn by doing this!
Busty chick Samus Aran in a mini swimsuit walked around the tropical paradise when abruptly she was attacked by cunning tentacles. Suspending her to a palm tree, even lustful tentacles began to play with her figure. And then you can flash your vulgar fantasy utilizing the management of the game. You can undress big-boobed Samus Aran, you can use an X-ray slat to look under your clothes. You may fuck big-boobed beauty Samus Aran use tentacles or big fat manhood in all possible poses. Everything is limited only by your imagination - so use it as needed, that could fuck big-boobed chick Samus Aran again and again.
This is 4th in case Tifa's visits to the Milk Plant and it is certainly not going to be the last. But very first lets see how it is possible to humilate this curvy brunete this time... The notion of teh game remains the same - you interact with Tifa while following some kind of story which is present here only through short dialogs which are also in japanese language. So in case you don't know the language you will be focuse do gameplay process mainly which is suppose you to find activity points and click them. Some of them will simply launch sexy animatiosn while teh otehr will allow to budge to the next scene. Your job is obviously not only to tease Tifa but make her very horny so she could give you even more milk! Other games from this anime porn series you can find on our website.
Welcome to the Springfield State College! We know the exact location of the welcome committee where you'll be looking most of the time - this is Delilah Monroe who happens to be not only the dean, but also person who has the largest the tits here! In fact, if you move ahead you could get a chance to pass an exam in private featuring this ideal model of hot milf... but only if you're able to be able to handle the other teachers first! The adventure is about to begin and at the end you'll be aiming for a pretty clear goal: to clear the exam and get your reward! In the context of quizzes, we refer to actual set of questions on either one or more subjects (depends on the particular teacher you are choosing in the present) and by reward we definitely mean sex!
Sexy Erza Scarlet was captured by a creature with thick tentacles. The creature was able to mold off the girl's clothing and then sunk her cunt and sucked her ass with his tentacles. See lusty Erza as she sucks and fucks in her holes with creepy tentacles and more! Her mouth is so full that she is sucking two at identical time! Her cunt is employed all the time! Her clutch is in fact wet and she is able to hold two pounds of tentacles all at a time! Her juicy tits give this adorable creature with plenty of passion juices and make it up with a lot of hot! Many and more! Speedier and quicker! Erza Scarlet is waiting to look around and her belly is getting bigger. What's next? Use your mouse and points to engage with the game. Begin playing the game right away.
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat