Simple but fun minigame which has one clear purpose - to let you to virtually fuck cartoon hottie who this time will be non other than Katara from "Avatar: The last airbender" series! Besides enjoying all the action from first perosn perspective you will also get a number of options to customize the scene. Try to find the most sexy looks for Katara according to your own tastes!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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You always thought that you could do a better work with pokemons than Ash Ketchum? You always thought that Ash's redhead girlfriend Misty would get wet every time you are nearby? You thought that milfs like Ash's mom would go crazy over you? Well, in this game you will finally get the chance to proove all of these and even more! CG adventure for the adult fans where you will do unusual things with your favorite characters!
Once you were the powerful demon lord ruling the endless lands with lust and corruption. But somehow you were defeated and imprisoned for many and many years. Planning your escape took time, preparing it took even longer yet everything has gone south in a blink of an eye and you have escaped not only from your prison but from your own body and your dimension! Now you are possessing one of those weak creatures known as 'humans '. As for the good news spreading lust and corruption in this world might be even easier...
This is a story of incubus - the only one left of his entire demonic race that was wiped out by the group of heavenly warriors one of which has spared the demonic child and even raised him. Will this act of kindness change the very nature of the creature or will it's demonic legacy will take over eventually? To rind the answer for this question the last of incubus will have to go through adventure on his own...
Oh, there are definitely going to be even more troubles in Springfield! And just as usual the most of these troubles will be caused by Bart Simspon. Though the character will be different - the boy has growned up and now his attention is focused on hot milfs which his small hometown has all sorts of: from best close friend's mom to teachers at school! And Bart is way too hungry for adult adventures to pick just one of them!
Meet Priscila - the rising star who is just a couple of steps away from becoming the pop icon of the entire generation. Ofcourse it took a lot of luck and even more of hard work but that's not the only contents of her success. There are things in glamorous world that are never shown or told about and that are kept behind the many and many curtains. And getting behid these curtains means getting a wonderful prize... but for a wonderful cost.
In the world where everyone can be a superhero being normal feels absolutely wrong. And just when you have almost accepted your sad destiny your powers have finally awoke! But without proper guidance and training you have all the chances to either become the superhero or to bring more troubles to the pople than any supervillain. So you will have to make your own choices, to make your own mistakes and to face all the consequences by yourself. Oh, and don't forget about your homework!
Perform a relaxing escape to small town of Argleton - the place that seems to be a little bit off the time that the rest of the world lives by. Though it doesn't mean you wont find what to do here - from exploring old legends and solving mysteries up to seducing the local hotties who turn out to be way too far from what you have always thought about the gals living in such provincial towns. yet for the better or for the worse is up to you!
"Horace's Hoarse Horse Whores" is actually a several interactive mini-stories about four sweet chicks trying to defeat their biggest fear - the fear of massive cocks! A little bit humorous, a little bit colorful but one hundred percent exciting adventure with a wide set of customization tools for both ladies and their 'opponents 'including various outfits and skintones!
Do you believe that romantic relationship can be maintained on a long distance? Our main characters - Alan and Cristina - seem to believe. Though any beliefe will be put under test sooner or later and for our couple this test even has a name - it's Blace. Blake is Alan's roommate and where Alan is smoothing the corners Blake prefers to go straight through. Who has bigger chances to impress Cristine?
How to invest some time at expensive hotel and to get paid various other than to pay? That's simple - just locate a task there! Ofcourse you wont be constantly kicking back at the coastline or at bench but your special postion will certainly grant you lots of fantastic opportunities if you are here to seduce warm - and mainly quity slutty - girls! Incidentally this period there are several warm chicks from prominent anime! Will you identify them all?
You survived the terrible shipwreck only to end up in the world even crazier than anything you have seen before... and beeing the fugitive with serious criminal past you have seen a lot! Turns out down at the bottom some strange creatures are living. But you still need a place to lay low so capturing one of them and taking his place sounds like a good plan. And the first one you meet is some strange dude with sponge related nickname...
You were relaxing at home when some unknown caller has offered you to chat a little bit. The person on the 'other side 'claims to be your new neighbour and describes herself as readhead with massive tits who is always looking for some fun activities. Are you ready to believe and keep on chatting? Or will you reject the request quickly? Depending on your choices this story has more than just two endings!
Unlike the anime seires here your life is not limited with training your pokemons and sending them into battle. Here you aslo has close friends and family to take care about even though sometimes it can be quite difficult to do all at once. Well, at least your girlfriends are hot looking and quite famous in the wolrd of pokemon which definitely should give you enough motivation and enough reward to move forward!
Landing at Crossunder Academy as the new student felt initially underwhelming. Navigating the bustling campus, I checked out the myriad of clubs and activities, but none really grabbed my interest; everything felt predictable and uninspiring. However, a quiet curiosity led me to a meeting for the Student Council, a decision that would unexpectedly reshape my entire academic experience. Through a twist of fate or perhaps surprising determination, I found myself elevated to the position of Class President. This new role wasnt just a title; it came with a surprising amount of power and influence, presenting an unique opportunity to actually make tangible changes and improve life at Crossunder for everyone. More importantly, it threw me headfirst into close interactions with the diverse student body and intriguing faculty, opening doors to getting to know them on a deeper level than I ever thought possible as just another face in the crowd. School life, it seemed, had just become infinitely more complex and interesting.
It was a stormy evening when you were just enjoying your quiet and simple life as single male... and you had not also a hint that really soon it is going to change! Gorgeous lady shows up at your doorstep instantly aksing for assistance - she needs to create a family members! Fairly an odd demand... though she is rather warm lady... Already hard to make a choice, eh? And there will be great deals of them in this enjoyable and amazing aesthetic unique based upon popular anime collection "SpyXFamily"!
Following the title in this game you will end up on an island. But not just any island - this is the island where many popular anime unverses meet! And you? You will meet the hottest chicks from all these universes! For some reason you are the only male around here so don't be so surprised by all the attention you will get. And don't let this attention to distract you from investigating the main mystery of this place. Well, to distract you for too long at least.
Gwen Tennyson is one pretty and clever girl so she can end up being anyone. She can be an always devoted ally in battling versus unusual invasion or she can be a best little slut. Given that this video game is a hentai themed parody the path of her future training is kinda obvious. Though don't you worry - while you will be busy with this skinny redhead slut the bad aliens with their evil strategies will go nowhere!
Did you ever intended to obtain your very own team of pirates, a ship and to take a course onto uncharted waters for all sorts of amazing and unsafe adventures? If the answer is 'yesthen this game is for you! Lead the group, take care of the ship, execute missions and attract hotties every time you can - this visual story with roleplay components will certainly give you such opportunity! And indeed, it is hevaily motivated by the world of "One Item" which is one more one large factor to try this video game!
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Welcome one of your dearest chicks of the Final Fantasy game series - Tifa Lockhart! This brawly dame gets into hot action against several big guys... or more prciesly - against their big and hard spunk-pumps! How many of them will fullfill their oral lovemaking fantasy with Tifa tonight? Will she be able to suck and suck beefsticks all night long? What bonus reward she will get for sucking off them all? Stop asking question and find out yourself! Watch this babe sucking the biggest beefsticks she could get! Watch her big bra-stuffers got free from her ultra-cute white shirt so all the other guys in line could keep their big boner hard enough! Tifa is one whorish sucker - she loves being watched and always keep an eye -contact with the lucky guy she is sucking right now! Sucking lots and lots of beefsticks is her final fantasy!
Beware the criminals of Gotham because the Drak Knight has found the new way to punish you... and for some it may be even worse than getting back to Arkham Asylum! But as we all know there are too many crazy psychos among Gotham criminals and one of them is Harley Quinn who was so netrested in finding out what new punishment Batman has for her that she even let him to catch her... and this is when everything happened - Batman fucked Harley in many ways and did it way batter than Mistah J did. The final jizz shot all over her painted face even made her to think - may be she should switch to Team Batman after tonight? Or may be she will just commit another one crime to get fucked as a punishment once again? This part of the story you'll be able to think out by yourself.
"Fighting of Ecstasy" is actually a mix of two genres in one game - here you will get your opportunity to fuck some hot looking busty chick yet before this will happen you will need to defeat her in hand to hand combat! You will be playing as some strange looking dude who seems to be made of clay or something like that while your opponent is actually some sort of videogame celebrity - tonight you will be trying your chances against non other than Mai Shiranui from "King of fighters"! Use different attacking moves and reduce this sexy chick's defences to the ground so you could fuck her real good because the more of succesful kicks and punches you will provide the more horny Mai will get for some reasons! The time has come to test her limits!
If you have been following the adventures of "Teen Titans" (no matter through comics or cartoon series) then you should know that Raven is not exactly the people's person. So what does this goth girl with magic skills could do if she will want to have an orgy someday? Well, she can always use her magic to clone herself and even better - she can turn her clones into futanari so she could feel and enjoy big and hard cocks in all of her fuckholes without letting anyone else to actually fuck her! Now that's a talent! And if you want to enjoy each and every detail of this extra private show then you can do it in this very simple but non the less very fun minigame in which you can switch from scene to scene revealing more and more of Raven's hidden desires!
Look at this beautiful beauty Hatsune Miku. She is so modest in outer clothing. Let's try to undress her. Under the clothes is a magnificent young body. And her little melons deserve special attention. So start undressing this sexy Hatsune Miku right now. First, look at the right corner of the screen - there are objects for controlling the game - squares and triangles. Use these objects to undress the sexy damsel Hatsune Miku. And then you will be able to give her lecherous satisfaction - you can just put her mitts on her smallish tits or touch her cooch with her finger to masturbate her and gives her pleasure.
This is a gripping erotic visual novel that takes the reader into the intimate desires and passions of Natasha, a devoted better half full of hopes and dreams of motherhood. In each scene, the visual details evoke strong emotions, allowing one to feel the tension and anticipation that haunts Natasha in her quest to become pregnant by her partner. Deep feelings and indescribable experiences are conveyed through a rich palette of colors, sounds and sensual images, creating an atmosphere in which every moment is filled with excitement and intimacy.
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Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat